I was pouring my 10th cup of coffee of the day and in the office kitchen when Debbie walked in. I glanced up at her and immediately knew something was wrong. Her face was flush and eyes were red and by her movements she was very agitated. She saw me and quickly turned to leave.
Debbie was stunningly beautiful. The first time I saw her I couldn’t talk. I just stared and stuck out my hand for her to shake it. The HR director who was showing me around said, “This is Debbie, one of our accountants. Debbie, this is Ed, the new operations manager.” She smiled at me and said, “Hi.” I choked out a feeble, “Hi,” and walked on to the next office. Debbie was tall and thin with long, curly jet black hair and perfect deep brown eyes. Her tight butt, perky breasts and high cheek bones make her look like a runway model, not an accountant in a small town Minnesota. We had met 4 years ago and she still was the object of most of my daydreams.
“Debbie, wait,” I called, set down the coffee pot and walking after her. She was already down the hall and stepping into the restroom when I reached the doorway. I went back to my office and continued my afternoon’s work. An hour later I called Debbie’s office.
“Accounts payable, this is Debbie,” she said.
“Debbie, it’s me, Ed. You looked upset earlier and I just wanted to check on you. Is everything OK?”
She was silent for a moment then spoke softly, “Yeah, I’m fine. It was nothing. Sorry you saw me like that.”
“Come on, Debbie, it didn’t look like ‘nothing’. What’s wrong?” I asked.
“Really, Ed, I’m fine. I just get frustrated sometimes,” she said light heartedly.
“I know. This place can get to you. Sometimes the stress is a bit much,” I said.
“Yeah, but the drama working with all these women is just stupid. I get so mad at them for the petty bullshit attitudes.” She was upset, but suddenly remembered who she was talking to. “Oh, Ed, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t talk like that.”
“That’s OK, Debbie. I understand. If you want, stop up and see me whenever you need.” I tried to speak nonchalantly. I’d gotten hard talking to her on the phone.
A week went by and Debbie and I passed by each other several times. The smiles between us were a bit bigger than normal. Her smile seemed to say, “I’m embarrassed you saw me upset.” I tried to make my smile say, “Everything’s OK”, but it might have been more “I want to come on your tits while fingering your cunt.”
Then came the day when I heard a knock on my door.
“Come in.”
Debbie opened the door. She was upset again. I stood up and asked her to shut the door and sit down. I walked around my desk and sat down next to her. “Debbie, what is it.” She stared at the floor and looked ready to burst. She had been crying again. I almost reached out and put my hand on her shoulder, but I was too busy watching her tits rise and fall as she took deep breaths. I need to work on this thoughtful and caring stuff.
“I’m quitting!” she exclaimed suddenly. “They’re all a bunch of petty fucking butches! I hate them all. Fuck them, fuck this place and fuck this job!”
“OK. It seems you’re mad.” I tried humor.
She looked up at me and smiled, “and fuck you too! Just kidding, Ed. You’re the only one that’s nice to me. They all treat me like I’m a leper. No one will give me the time of day. They all just sit around and whisper about me. I hate them all!”
“This is the ladies in Accounting I assume?”
“They aren’t ladies, Ed, they are fucking bitches!” She was pissed. I nodded.
I got up and sat down at my chair. I had to get away from her. Her perfume was getting me hard. That and her bouncy little tits poking out from her tight little sweater. I’m pretty sure she didn’t wear panties under the skin tight slacks she had painted on today.
“Let’s settle down a bit, Debbie. So everyone is mean to you? Is it just your female coworkers in Accounting, or is it the guys in Purchasing and Sales too?” I asked calmly.
“No, the women are rude and bitchy; the guys won’t even talk to me. I went to Scott’s office this morning to go over the pricing positions. We started making notes on his white board and all of a sudden he sat down and said I should put it in an email. What is wrong with me? Do I smell bad?” she said with exasperation.
I chuckled.
“What is so funny,” Debbie said, “and fuck you too!” She said again and started to get up.
“Debbie, I’m sorry. Please sit down.” She sat down. “I think I know what is wrong. It’s not them, it’s you. More specifically, it’s the way you are.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?” She was not calming down.
“Debbie, let’s make a deal. I won’t tell HR about your potty mouth, and you won’t tell anyone, ever, what I’m about to say.” She stared at me for a second and then nodded.
I softly told her, “I think you intimidate people, Debbie. It’s the way you look. It’s the way you smell. It’s everything about you.”
“What’s wrong with the way I look?” she said.
“Nothing, Debbie, that’s just it. There is nothing at all wrong with you. You are perfect.” She stared at me. “Debbie, I don’t think you understand. You can never tell anyone I said this too you, promise?” She nodded again. “Debbie, you’re dropped dead gorgeous. The first time I met you I couldn’t speak. You are so stunningly beautiful that women can’t help but be jealous of you. And men, well, men can’t think straight. I know I can’t think straight around you. There’s no blood left in my brain. That’s the only reason I’m even able to tell you any of this.”
She sat back in the chair and looked around the room. She slowly looked back at me. “Really?”
“Debbie, if I stood up I could prove it too you, but then I’d have no dignity left.”
“If you don’t stand up right now, I know you’re lying,” she said softly.
I watched her for a few seconds. My cock was as hard as it could be. I thought about the consequences, but then said, “Fuck it,” out loud and stood up. My cock was tented in my slacks a good 8 inches. Debbie shrieked and covered her eyes, I think she was playing, but I didn’t ask. “Debbie, this is what you do to guys. That’s why Scott couldn’t stand near you. You are so fucking hot that no one can resist your beauty and your charm and the way you smile, and God, I’ve got to stop or I’m going to make a mess in my pants.” That made her laugh.
I sat down and adjusted myself. It was painful. Debbie watched. We sat there in silence for a while.
“Ed, I’ve always been cute, but over that last 10 years I think I’ve been getting better looking. Do you really think it is affecting everyone around me?” I nodded. She was silent for a while. “What should I do?”
“Well,” I said,”you could play it down a bit. Maybe wear your hair a bit less sexy, dress in looser fitting pants, stop wearing tight sweaters, stop wearing the perfume that has been invading my dreams at night, cut down on the makeup, be a bit self deprecating, make fun of how dumb you are. You know, act like someone else. Like maybe Rachel, the smelly IT girl that couldn’t get laid at that geeky IT convention everyone was talking about last year.”
She smiled. “Thanks, Ed. It took a lot of courage for you to tell me this. Deep inside I think I always knew that was the problem, but I couldn’t help it.” We sat in silence for awhile. Then she said,”I’d better get back to work.” She stood up to leave, but stopped with her hand on the door. She turned around and caught me staring at her ass. She smiled and said,”Ed, you know I think you’re really cute too. But, since we’re both married, there will never be anything between us. You understand?”
“Yes, Debbie, I understand.” I tried not to look too dejected but, it showed.
“Ed, don’t be down. I think courage is very sexy. I won’t tell anyone what you said, I promise. I’ll try your advice. And as a reward you can stare at my chest anytime you want. Bye bye.” She slipped out the door and closed it behind her.
I unzipped my pants and stroked my cock about 5 seconds and came in my hand. I had never been so turned on by anyone in my life. I wiped my hand with a tissue and started to through it away, then thought better. I smeared a dab of my come on the end of my pinky finger. I adjusted myself and went to the office kitchen. I remembered seeing a small carton of coffee creamer in there with Debbie’s name on it. No one else was in the kitchen, so I quickly opened the refrigerator door, took the lid off Debbie’s creamer and wiped my come inside the lip. Nothing would ever happen between us, but she could still drink my come.
As I shut the door, Debbie walked in with her empty coffee cup. We both laughed and smiled at each other. I watched her ass as she poured some coffee, then went to the refrigerator, poured herself some creamer and took a sip. She knew I was staring at her ass, but as she took a second sip, all I could think about was my come in her mouth. She looked down and saw my cock twitch.
“You should do something about that, Ed.”
“I just did,” I whispered as she walked away from me down the hall.
The next two days Debbie called in sick. When she returned she claimed she wasn’t feeling 100% yet, and wore baggy blouse and pants. Her hair was not as puffy, and she looked genuinely dressed down. I wanted to talk to her but she was too busy catching up from her time off. I figured she spent the two days buying a new wardrobe, and after 5 straight days of baggy clothes I knew I was correct.
Finally she called me and asked if I was busy. I told her to come right up. She knocked and opened the door, came in and closed it behind her. I smiled.
“Well, what do you think of the new ‘me’?” she asked, with a flirty wave of the arms.
“I thought the old ‘you’ was sexier, but I can still see the inner hotness shining through,” I said. She giggled and sat down. “The big question is whether people are treating you differently?”
“Yes, oh my, you wouldn’t believe the change! It’s awesome!” she said, “I can’t thank you enough, Ed.”