I was sitting in a bar on a date with Dave when I noticed Dan at the bar. I told Dave I was going to go and talk to him, and walked over and suggested he come and say "hi". The barmaid seemed sweet on him, and he seemed to want to try and chat her up, but I managed to get him to come over.
"Hi Dave," he said, "how's it going? I haven't seen you since Steve and Hannah's wedding."
I kicked him in the ankle, as I didn't want him to mention anything about the time I'd spent with him after.
"I'm fine, thanks," Dave said, and suggested he join us.
"I'm actually with some friends," Dan said, pointing out his friends at the pinball table.
"I didn't realize you were a pinball wizard," Dave said.
"I'm not," Dan said, "that's why I chat up the barmaids."
I knew it!
"Don't you have a girlfriend then?" Dave asked him.
"Not at the moment," Dan said. "There's this chick I see from time to time, and let me tell you, she's fucking crazy."
I just knew he was talking about me, so I gave him a look.
"Really?" Dave asked, "how so?"
I wished he'd just drop it and talk about something else, but Dan seemed to relish talking about me.
"She's a bit of an exhibitionist," Dan said, "and she really likes dick. You wouldn't believe the things I've watched her do."
Dave thought this sounded funny, and hugged me, "I don't know if I could deal with somebody like that. I'm so lucky I have you, my dear."
"Yeah," Dan said, "maybe I should get a real girlfriend for a change."
I wanted to finally put a nail in the coffin of this topic, so I asked Dan to help me get the next round of drinks.
"Sure," he said, "I'll go and see if the guys want anything."
He walked over to the pinball table and chatted to the guys there for a minute or so, then they waved at me and he came over to the bar and said the guys were fine. Whatever.
The barmaid he'd been trying to chat up came over and smiled at him, and took our order. I smiled back at her, like we didn't both know what was going on here.
Dan looked me up and down in his appraising way.
"I didn't realize this was date night," he said, "I'll just drink my Coke here at the bar and let you two get back to it."
I told him I was hoping to run into him.
"Really?" he asked. "Are you wearing panties?"
I was.
"Then you weren't hoping to see me, you were going out with Dave."
"Do you want me to take them off?" I asked.
"Sure."
I went to go to the ladies' room, but he stopped me. He wanted me to take them off here! I faced the bar and undid a button on my dress and reached through to start pulling my panties down. I couldn't get a good hold of them, so I undid another and managed to get them over my hips. Then it was just a matter of wiggling them further down. When they got down to my knees, I bent down and took them to the floor, stepping out of them.
I reached up to Dan to stand up straight, with my panties bunched up in my hand, and he took them as he helped me up.