I never thought I'd take my wife to a strip joint. She knew I'd occasionally gone to them before we met; a few times she'd even given me her own version of a strip act while I told her about what they were like.
But visiting our local club was all Nita's idea - a friend had mentioned the place, and she was curious, and would it be too much trouble to take her to the show? When she batted her eyes, it was too much - as soon as I could quit laughing, I gave in.
***
The parking lot was crowded; the interior, even more so. Luckily, most of customers wanted as close to the stage as possible, so we were able to find a booth in one of the back corners. Only a few heads turned to follow us as we made our way in. Even Nita's presence couldn't hold their attention for more than a moment; the dancer on stage was toying with her g-string as the music built to a climax. A couple of measures later, the g-string landed atop the heap of clothes already on the floor.
This dancer was good; as the next song started, she launched into an energetic routine. One minute she was flirting with a man on one side of the stage; the next, she was doing a rapid spin around the brass pole mounted at the end of the stage. As the third verse of the song neared its end, she lowered herself into a full split, leaning back till her long hair brushed her rear ankle and her breasts pointed to the ceiling. She held the split for a long count, then flowed back to her feet and began a slow circle of the stage, collecting tips. Each man along the rail got a moment of her time and a word or two; a few of the more enthusiastic ones were favored with a wink, a breast passed tantalizingly close, or bare foot placed lightly on a shoulder.
As the dancer left the stage to a loud round of applause, I glanced at Nita. Rather than disapproving, or embarrassed, or anything else I might have guessed, she appeared fascinated. When she noticed me look at her, she gave me a mischievous grin before returning her attention to the stage.
The dancer that followed was good, but no match for the first. Halfway through the set, I noticed the first was out, still in her (lack of) final costume, dancing in a booth across the room. Nita followed my gaze across, and looked puzzled.
"What's she doing over there? I thought you told me that no touching was allowed, and she's all over him!"
"She's lap-dancing. He pays her for it, and she dances in his lap."
"But she's *touching* him!"
"Not with her hands - and he's letting *her* make all the contact. If he were to put his hands anywhere but her waist, those two large men over by the bar would escort him out."
After a moment, Nita grinned. "So it's all under her control?"
"Yes. As long as she's in control, and it's a *dance*, it's legal. If he gets to use *his* hands, or she uses *hers* too close to his crotch, the bar gets shut down for the night and she gets hauled in for prostitution."
Nita grinned again and shook her head. An impish look crossed her face. "Do you suppose . . ."
***
Since we'd paid for a table dance, the dancer ("call me Kitty Delight") wasn't all over me. Quite. Since Nita was sitting with my arm around her, we were both treated to views as detailed as her doctor probably got. Nita's presence, surprisingly, didn't bother the dancer at all, though she *did* look mildly curious. The look Nita returned was much more so.
Nita took the lead. "Can we offer you a drink?"
"Since no one else wants me to dance ... well, why not? What do you want to talk about? I was surprised you two called me over - usually, a couple is all wrapped up in each other."
"I'm sure you've heard this before, but I was curious. What's it like being a dancer?"
Rather to my surprise, the two hit it off. Since no one else wanted her to dance at the moment, Kitty seemed happy, and a bit flattered, to answer Nita's questions. It helped that Nita sounded curious, interested, and not at all judgmental. By the time the third dancer was on the stage, I might as well have not been present - the two women's attention was all on each other. They didn't even look my way when I got up to visit the men's room.
Coming back, about the time the fourth dancer left the stage, I saw Kitty leaving our table for the dressing room. As I sat down, Nita slid a piece of paper into a purse before leaning against me.
"What was that?"
"Just her phone number ... and her real name. She's nice - I might want to call her sometime. I gave her my number, too."
"Real name?" I must have sounded a bit confused.
Nita raised an eyebrow sardonically. "Do you think anyone is *really* named 'Kitty Delight'? I don't blame her. Who'd want the publicity in her off-hours?"
***
We watched a while longer. After two more dancers, "Kitty" was back on the stage. To my eyes, she was by far the most skilled of the six. The men surrounding the stage seemed to agree - her tips were much larger than they'd given any of the others, and she was doing her third straight lap dance when we left.
Nita was bubbling over as we drove home, reporting the things Kitty had told her about dancing, and working conditions, and the pay, and . . . I was not at all surprised when she dragged me into the bedroom as soon as we reached home.
***
Voicemail is a mixed blessing - people can leave messages for you, but you can't ask them any questions. And Nita's message, though clear, left far more questions than answers.
"Hon, I've been talking to Kitty, and heard something interesting. Be at the club at 9 PM tonight. Sit at the tip rail. I'll meet you there, but I might be a little late. Love you, honey."
Fortunately, it was already after 5, so I didn't have too long to wonder what Nita had planned. Rather than go home, I worked another couple of hours before leaving for dinner. I pulled up outside the club only a few minutes early.
***
Since it was a Friday night, the parking lot was a zoo. Somehow, I managed to find a parking place and headed inside. Even though the interior was packed, enough people were sitting in the booths that there were still a couple of seats open at the tip rail. I claimed one of them just as the next dancer came on. I wasn't too surprised to find it was Kitty.
Though she was just as skillful as I remembered, her act hadn't changed. Still, I enjoyed it, and gave her a generous tip. I got several envious stares from other patrons when she stopped to talk with me on the way out. Even though it was live, our conversation was about as informative as Nita's message had been.
"Where's Nita?", I started out.
"She'll be here in a couple of minutes. I asked her to do me favor."
"What-"
"Oops! Sorry, I've got to run. Later!"
I shrugged. I'd just ask Nita when she showed up. It was only a couple of minutes, and Nita's usually punctual. I took a sip of my drink and tried to be patient. Just as the clock on the wall pointed to 9 PM, the next dancer was announced. I was distracted enough to miss the first few words of the introduction, but I caught most of it.
"...a young lady dancing here for the first time. From the exotic reaches of the Far East, please welcome *Jasmine*!"
I grinned as things started to fall into place. The longer Nita and I've been together, the more I've been attracted to women who resemble her. Kitty must have told her about the new dancer, and she wanted to see my reaction. Knowing Nita, she was probably watching me through the security camera or from a gap in the curtain leading to the dressing room.
No, not the dressing room - the curtain swung wide for a moment as Jasmine came out. I shifted my attention and watched her come on stage.
Even though the little of her face that I could see looked east Asian, her costume looked more like something from the Arabian Nights, hinting at a slender figure underneath without putting it on display. Even the veil didn't seem out of place.
It might have been her first night here, but she certainly knew what she was doing - she was nearly as skillful as Kitty. Though she'd shed the long outer cloak at the beginning of the first song, it took her till the end of the second to work her way down to a silken loincloth and an over-sized scarf tied round her breasts. Amazingly, she still wore the veil. My earlier guess at a slender figure was confirmed. With her veil in place, she was nearly Nita's twin.
The feeling grew even stronger as the scarf drifted to the floor. Her small breasts were capped with dark gumdrop nipples just like - Nita's! She must have been watching my face carefully; a moment later she lifted the veil long enough to give me a grin, but it only confirmed what I already knew. My wife - my shy, easily embarrassed wife - was the featured dancer. More, she was *good* at it.
Somehow, I brought my face back under control, and even returned her grin, but my thoughts were still a tangled mess. Was I upset, or angry? To my surprise, no. Confused, curious, and even - admit it! - aroused, but not upset. I settled down to enjoy the rest of her dance. She *was* good, and she made sure I knew it.
She was directly in front of me when her hand slid to the knot holding her loincloth in place and teased at it. Her eyes were questioning. I doubt if anyone else even noticed my slight nod; a moment later the knot came undone and the loincloth, too, slid to the floor. I'll admit that I gaped like everyone else - we had reason.
I've always told Nita that she has one of the loveliest pussies in the world, as well formed and delicately colored as a flower. Apparently, the rest of the men agreed with me. We all had an excellent view - sometime today she had shaved herself smooth. Combined with the veil she still wore, it made her even more naked and vulnerable.
After a pause to let us all catch our breath, her dance resumed at a faster pace. Her technique on the pole was amazing - she spun about it so fast that her long hair flew behind her like a silky flag. And when the song reached its end she slid into a split nearly as deep as Kitty had managed.
The applause was thunderous, and the tippers enthusiastic. I slid a ten dollar bill over the rail and waited for her to work her way around to me.