Caveat:
This story in no way intends to make light of the very real threat the Coronavirus COVID-19 poses to us all. Instead, it is about loneliness, and the reinforcement of a feeling of isolation due to the need to remain confined during the peak of the outbreak. If you will, it is a story about how life goes on, how romance finds a way, how people are people with their good sides and their bad, irrespective of the chaos all around us. It is also meant to be enjoyable, during these times of stress.
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Bored and Lonely in Paris with COVID-19
Lace lingerie, sex, and then love; all in Paris
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I was living the dream. My company transferred me to Paris, France, the most romantic city in the world. I was 26, single, and ready to meet some French guy who would sweep me off my feet, wine and dine me, and well...who knows what else?
Right.
I get here, I meet my co-workers, and they're nice enough, but before anything could happen (and anyway fraternizing with co-workers is forbidden by company policy, but I figured, who's going to find out?), COVID-19 burst onto the scene.
Quickly we were ordered to work from home, using the Internet. We had meetings using Zoom (something similar to the more well-known Skype). I had met nobody outside of work and had no social life. My French was good and I figured I would just read tons of novels, but the bookstores were closed. The cafΓ©s were closed. Everything except food stores, pharmacies, and Tabacs, were closed. (Tabacs were a strange French artifact that sold metro passes, lottery tickets, various expensive stamps used for government purposes like residency permits, and -- of course, it's primary
raison d'Γ©tre
, cigarettes and tobacco.)
Now, I was all alone, had not yet made friends, and had nobody to talk to, and could not even go to a cafΓ©, in order at least to be around people. Also, it was March, cold, and rainy. French TV had little appeal to me. I was sick of hearing all about COVID-19 and the French municipal elections, and the only good thing was French dubbed reruns of the ancient American TV series Columbo. I watched Columbo religiously.
One of the Columbo episodes gave me an idea, and I began to wander about in my apartment wearing just a bra and panties. I would imagine there was a voyeur watching me show my stuff, as I went about my household routines, cooking meals, eating them, washing the dishes, and working at my laptop in the window, always clothed only in a bra and panties. I would get aroused, thinking of someone watching, even if I was sure nobody was.
For my work Zoom meetings, I would put on a totally correct blouse as if I were going to work, but below the waist I'd be wearing only panties. I felt wicked. I wondered if any co-workers at the Zoom meeting were doing the same? You never know, do you?
Sometimes I would get aroused by my thoughts. In those cases, I would retire to my bedroom, where the shades were always down to give me privacy, and I would let my fingers get myself off. I began to wish I had a dildo, or a vibrator, or something! All stores but food stores were closed. Well, this is why God in her wisdom gave us cucumbers, right? I picked out a perfect one at the local produce stand, insisting that it be "bio," which is the French word for organic. No point in allowing insecticides into my most intimate area, now, is there?
I upped the ante, just a little. When I washed the dishes after one of my home cooked meals (the only option, other than going hungry, since all restaurants were closed by law -- some take-out places were still open, however, thank goodness), I removed my bra, and washed the dishes clothed only in my panties.
This served two purposes. First, any splashes from doing the dishes landed on my boobs, and not my bra. That almost never happened, but it was my excuse to be bare on top. Second, it truly turned me on to expose myself like that, since in my apartment there were these big French windows everywhere, and it came without shades, blinds, or curtains, and now the stores were closed so the windows were destined to stay that way, except of course for my bedroom, which luckily came with shades.
The third day of washing the dishes topless, I simply stayed topless for the rest of the evening. I lay on the couch, wearing only my black, lace, see-through panties, and watched Peter Falk as Columbo solve yet another murder, while speaking excellently dubbed French. My breasts, which are a C cup for those who care about such things, arranged themselves on my chest, according to a mixture of the law of gravity, muscles, and skin tension. My large areolas and big bright pink nipples pointed to my ceiling, which had French embroidery decorating the edges, all around the room.
I felt truly wicked being topless and on display, even if I was morally certain nobody was watching. Why watch me topless, when you could watch talking heads discuss COVID-19
ad nauseum
on the tube? Or alternatively, when you could watch Columbo reruns in French? Columbo had a plot, and I was just a topless lump, lying on the couch. Okay, I had boobs, and maybe some guy would think they were pretty, but even a woman's boobs and illicit looks at them must get old after a while, right?
Right?
To be honest, I had no idea, and the fact that I had no idea I found titillating. I thought about the next step, losing my panties, but quite frankly I just didn't have the courage. Besides, a girl's tits are pretty, the subject of countless paintings over the centuries, but her twat? Not so much, I'd guess, and I had trouble believing anyone would want to see that unless, of course, they were in a position to do something about it, hee, hee. Sadly, nobody was.
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Good luck comes to those who wait. I knew it would not stay cloudy and rainy forever, and suddenly not only was it sunny and cheerful, but it was a Saturday! I couldn't go to a cafΓ© or anything, but close by to my apartment was a church, and it had a little park alongside it, and I found an empty bench (true good fortune!), grabbed a book, and sat on the bench to have a good read.
It felt so, so good to get outside for a reason (sitting and reading), and to be amid people who were food shopping, or out for a stroll. A man sat down next to me. He looked at me funny.
"Excuse me for interrupting you, Madame," he said to me in French, "but I believe we may be neighbors? I live in the building right there," and he pointed to a truly nice French apartment building, made of cut stone, dating from the Art Deco period. It had statues of two women, one on each side of the entry, topless of course since this is France, and holding up the building with their heads, or so it seemed.
"Ah yes," I replied in my heavily accented French. "I call that The Migraine Building."
You don't joke with the French. I think the cause of the animosity between the French and the English was not just the Hundred Years War, the Norman invasion of 1066, the economic rivalry of the 18th century and the colonial period, and all those kings named Henry, and the like, or Louis for the French, but really it was the fact that the English, collectively, have a great sense of humor, and the French, well, they just don't.
"Do you, by chance, live in the building directly across from mine?" the man asked. Uh-oh, I thought.
"Why yes, in fact I do," I said.
"On the third floor?" he persisted, just to hammer it home. Double uh-oh, I thought to myself.
"Indeed," I said, and I scooted away from him. "We must keep one meter apart, my neighbor; Macron's orders." Finally, he smiled.
"You know, I wanted to buy that apartment, when it went on the market. I rent currently, you see. Without being indiscreet, may I ask what you paid for it?"
This is part of the charm of the French. They always preface questions about money with the phrase, "without being indiscreet," but of course that's exactly what they then do: They ask an indiscreet question.
"Oh, did your wife like the apartment?" I asked. I had noticed his wedding ring. I figured he was also to 35 or 40 years old, well older than me.
"She did. She really wanted us to have it, but she fell ill. Now, alas, she has disappeared," he said, using the French idiom for 'passed away.'
"I'm sorry for your loss," and I meant it, as I could see tears begin to well up in my neighbor's eyes, and I felt his pain. Death is a powerful thing, and it often makes me almost cry.
We talked a bit more, and then he excused himself and left. I saw him enter his Art Deco building. I read some more of my book. I felt sad for my neighbor, but thrilled to have had just a little interaction with another human, in person, and not on Zoom.
The good weather continued, and I kept returning to my park bench after all my work on Zoom would end for the day. I stayed in touch with work on my laptop, using my phone to keep it online. Lost in my work, I didn't even notice when my neighbor, whose name was Jean-Pierre (Jean is French for John, and is pronounced with a soft J), sat down near me, barely the requisite one meter away.
"Working?" he asked, in perfectly accented American English.
"Jean-Pierre? Do you speak English?" I asked.