Having passed the Wildwood High School with no time to make any pitstop to get his grandmother's car washed Cabot Ross scowled. Way to many hot young ladies in bikini's and bathing suits not to be tempted, but he had to be somewhere and time was of the essence. His grandmother Edith Ross had been texting him like crazy to visit and bring her cheeseburgers from McRonald's. At her age who was he to deny her, he loved the cranky old bat.
Reaching Lazy Fakers...Acres, he chuckled always laughing over what his dad Eddie named after his mom Edith and her nickname Edie, called the facility. They did take good care of their residents so that ridiculous name for the place was simply goofiness. Parking her car, his now technically even though he was still driving on her license plates which said GRAMAWW as a vanity pride in her grandkids he felt the chuckles all around him. Here soon he was going to switch the title out of her name and get those plates off in favor of the ones on his beater with a sometimes heater. When he had time! Burgers to deliver now from GrubHug!
Locking up he walked toward the front entrance smiling and waving at residents seated outside where the sun was warm and relaxing. They greeted him with equal respect especially now that they knew of his relations to Edie Ross the wheelchair racer of Hallway 66...aka Route 66. Her joke not theirs.
Spotting his girl Maria Salazar checking on the residents to make certain none were suffering heat exhaustion and had plenty of water at their disposal he whistled at the Venezuelan beauty. Of course a number of the elderly women blushed as they thought he was flirting with them. Maria quickly let them become aware that she was his. It made Cabot's day even though admittedly he was confused of what he truly wanted. For some reason his thoughts kept drifting toward a certain bicyclist blond that lived a few doors down from Maria at her apartment complex. One that was...
"Hey 400 Playa!"
"What? Who?" He turned to see exactly whom he was thinking of. "Grace?"
"He remembered me this time." She said in carrying a tray of healthy snacks, offering some to residents as she bantered. "Hold up! You work here at Lazy Fakers now?"
"Volunteer! After we talked about Maria that day I finally spoke to her. I told her I was looking for something to be helpful. God's been nudging me to get out of my apartment more. He...", She looked up, then back at Cabot, "...and my dad who's paying for my apartment." She chuckled. "Want a graham cracker?"
"I'll pass! It's good to see you again. Still biking?"
"Always! Every morning at dawn I hit the trails."
"Rugged around your apartments. Could even be cougars out there."
"I think you keep them occupied out at Margo Needy's." She winked brushing her long blond hair from her eyes against wind resistance. "I won't tell Maria."
"Doesn't matter...Maria knows everything I do. Mostly!" He flirted back with his own wink. "Seen my Grandma taking corners too fast in her Hot Wheelchair? Flames on the sides!"
"That's your grandmother? I love her!"
"Oh yeah? Using her to get to me?"
"Whatever! Here comes Maria so behave yourself. I'll pray for you." She razzed him.
"Ditto!" He razzed back then turned in step to greet Maria tongue wagging, "French up Senorita."
"You know I cannot in front of the residents." Maria giggled and pinched his tongue with her fingertips, "I see you have met Grace. She tells me she used to go to school with you."
"Year ahead of me but yeah we did. We both ran track."
"Blew him...away! Every time!" Grace chuckled! "Eat my bust...dust Ross." She spoke winking now at Maria who found it all amusing.
"Where I come from everything is dust." Maria pouted then smiled just as fast, "Edith should be coming outdoors soon. Was it you that bought her a motorized wheelchair? She won't stay in her room now."
"When could I have done that?" He had zero time unless calling or requesting time off from Hilltop the restaurant he was a waiter at. "Huh! I'll have to call my folks. If they bought it they sure didn't tell me they did. That's cool!"
"Speak of the Devil...which I don't..." Grace giggled, "...here comes Speedy Gonzales now." In hearing her cute pet name Maria hugs Cabot's arm and whispers Ariba Ariba...he knew exactly where that came from when they first had sex in her apartment. Harder Faster indeed! Problem was Cabot hearing the exact same joke from Grace made him picture having sex with the heavenly blond. Gnashing his teeth he chose to greet Edie Knievel.
"Wassup Revvin' Heaven?" He laughed as Edith looked as if she were trying to break the sound barrier. Her expression priceless made them all laugh. In truth she was passing gas. "Better than being a Hell's Angel, right?"
"God that right!" Grace continued her faithful banter.
"There's my Sunny Boy! Bring me my Big Mac and large Frenchie Fries?"
"He tried to give those Frenchies too me." Maria teased trying to pinch his tongue again. "You know you break the rules in bringing her fast food?"
"Fast food for Fast Rides!" He winked at his Grandmother and dug into his brown paper bag for her burger passing it off as soon as she locked her wheels to prevent rolling backwards. "So who bought you the Moon Rover?"
"He only calls it a Moon Rover because I'm sitting on my ass." She rolled her eyes at the girls. "Dunno! But I'm not looking a gift horsepower in the mouth."
"She's so adorable!" Grace laughed.
"She's just as adorable." Edie blew the blond a kiss, "Bible study back at my crib later?"
"Just before I head home for the day. Can't miss my ride home though it's a long walk."
"You do not like walking? I do it every day." Maria realized.
Cabot looked toward the bike rack parking, "How come you didn't ride your bike?"
"Because I prefer my handsome Chauffeur. Got a problem with that Dust Bunny?"
Shrugging with a pucker Cabot simply mumbled, "Naaaa!"
"Didn't think so."
"She's got herself a handsome holy roller." Edie grinned yet observed her grandson's reaction. She knew he had eyes for Grace as much as Maria. For once keeping her yap shut Edie unwrapped her burger and took a bite. Savoring it she had her own expression of delight.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yep! Probably shouldn't date my neighbor but he's too cute to let pass me by."
"Rugged looking guy? Unshaven last I saw him? Wears suits?"
"You've met him?" Grace seemed surprised, "Been spying through my windows Cabbie?"
"What? No, he walked out of an apartment that day I ran into you. Only guy I know that's a neighbor to you and Maria."
"His name is Norberto."
"What's he do for a living to be wearing a suit but look like a mechanic?"
"Office work over at the Paper Factory. Like Maria he's from South of the border. Mexico City I think."
"Cool! Your dad know about him?"
"Nooooooooo! He would hurl every bible in his church at me for being sneaky. So zip it 400!"
"She's talking about the 400 meter run I ran in High School." He let Edie and Maria in on her inside joke. They found it curious. "I wouldn't know your dad if I even ran into him, so no worries."
"So you're a bad girl Preacher's baby?" Edie sighed, "I can relate."
"Whatever!" Cabot tapped the toe of his boot on her tire. "Oh, seeing as you're giving me your old car can I get the title changed over and switch my plates from my junker?"
"One condition!" Edie winces and licks her lips of grease and mayo. "You sign your old car over to the Angel here. That way she can get around without rides. She has to chauffeur Maria too."
"Wow! Didn't see that coming." Grace puckered toward Maria, "That's nice of you. My dad won't buy me a car seeing as he's paying my rent. Says I need to work for what I own."
"In theory that's how it should be." Edie added, "But, we all need new wheels and I'm in a good mood. Tell your father if he asks why I gave it to ya to drop by and say halo."
"My car's old and grumpy. But, hey I'm cool with that. Glad to help ya out. At least I know my car will leave you in the dust now." He bumped Grace with his shoulder. Noting Maria acting odd Cabot toned down his flirting. "You eat Grandma I wanna spend time with my girl here." Taking Maria's hand he drug her away from the others. Grace and Edie horded those graham crackers for dessert.
"Is everything alright with us Senor Cabot?"
"Stop calling me Senor." He chuckled, "Just Cabot or Sexy Man. Listen, we haven't talked any more about that letter from your sister. Any word on that package she mentioned?"
"None! I am worried as to what it might be. I hide my emotions well as you know."
"You don't have to around me Maria. I'm always here for you."
"You like Grace too. I can tell."
"Just friends! She just told us she has a man."
"You must be honest with me Cabot! You know I do not object to you and Margo."
"I know! But...okay hear me out." He couldn't hide things any further. "Yeah, I'm attracted to Grace but I won't interfere in her dating this guy Norberto. I'm...just not used to the whole relationship thing. I'm trying hard but I want to be honest. There are other women that try to get me too. Mostly just for sex but that's half the battle anyway. I haven't been with anyone other than you and Margo I swear."
"But you wish too?"
"Sometimes!" He felt sad.
"I do not own you Cabot. I will be fine as long as you come see me even for just sex. I will never deny you."
"Thing is Maria...I do care about you. I know it's only been two weeks since we met but...spending time with you is awesome. I don't want to lose you over other girls."
"You will never lose me Cabot. I give you permission to see others...just...come back to me."
"Wow! You're serious?"
"I have no one here in the states Cabot. Only what you and I have created."
"I'm NOT leaving you. I enjoy our time together even if there's no sex. I don't ever want you to feel alone again. Tell you what...I won't sleep with anyone else unless you're beside me too."
"Sex with others...and you?"
"Yes! Even Margo."
"No! Margo I trust you to have sex with even if I am not there. Cabot...I will join you if told to...but I do not want to ruin your fun with others. I will simply await you to come to me."
"We'll talk more about that some other time. Before I leave you out of the loop, the guys and I are throwing a bonfire party tonight...but...Margo doesn't want any other women there or I'd bring you. Just being honest here."
"I understand...I know of Margo's appetite."
"I'll swing by after work on Monday and stay the night with you."
"I would like that. Monday is my day off."
"Awesome! I'll drive you to work here Tuesday morning."
"You are too kind."
"My bitch!" He plants his forehead against hers and they sigh together. It wasn't until an older resident grumbled, "Get a room! Mine's vacant until I come watch ya." That made laughter cease their sadness. "Kissing you against the rules. Act startled!" Nope! All in to win!
