Although the crowd for AntennaCon was a little less crowded than Joey would have liked (like most hotels in Sierra Diabla, the Sandy Gardens Luxury Arms catered to the convention-crowd to stay afloat).
Joey still had a great afternoon showing off his near-authentic,
Tony Future
costume (yellow leotard w/lots of foam rubber and a blue cape), a cult show from back in the day that he was a big fan of (even though it had gone off the air years before Joey had been born, but had watched later in syndication). Joey also enjoyed getting the opportunity to get more time talking and listening to other stars from the TV shows of his youth.
In the "VIP Alley" section of the con, where famous celebs of yesteryear sold photos, autographs & other memorabilia, Joey saw Janet Joyce!
Twenty five years ago, Janet Joyce had been a TV star, most notably her role as the prim & proper Jill on,
Jack And Jills
, a risque show about a guy living with 2 gals (both named Jill) and for her legendary guest-appearances on
Tony Future
, as the evil & sexy Queen Venusia, leader of the Space-Amazons.
Later in her career, she would become famous again as the spokeswoman for the Booty-Ciser workout tool.
Sitting at her table, signing autographs and smiling to her fans, Janet looked almost the same from her TV years, with her dark and short "Joan Jett"-style haircut and big expressive eyes and lashes, she looked absolutely stunning in her orange turtleneck sweater (which was super-tight and really showed off her tits) and her trademark, super-tight designer jeans. Her assistant (Joey would later find out her name is Kim) was busy handling the money.
Approaching the table, Janet's eyes lit up when she saw Joey in his costume and she screamed, "Tony Future! I love it, get over here!" Once in front of her table, Janet looked him over, up and down and said, "That's a fantastic costume."
Janet motioned Joey to get closer to the table and as soon as he did so, she stood up and ran her hands down his chest & stomach and the fingertips of one of her hands slightly grazed over his cock.
Holy shit, is this really happening?!
as his body trembled under the touch of the woman who he used to fantasize about while jerking off.
Sitting back in her chair, Janet (somewhat lustily) looked him over, up and down and said, "Wow, you've got a great body. Turn around." as she twirled her finger in the air in a way that said,
turn around
. Uneasily, Joey turned around and when his back was to her, Janet said, "Lift up your cape, sweetie". Joey lifted up his cape, exposing his leotard-covered ass to Janet's gaze.
"Oh my God!" Janet exclaimed as she reached over with both hands and grabbed the cheeks of Joey's ass and continued, exclaiming to her laughing assistant, "His buns are SO tight. Kim, you just HAVE to feel them!" Joey then felt Kim's hand on his ass, tentatively feeling it.
From behind, still squeezing and caressing his ass, causing him to slightly shiver, Janet said, "What's your name honey?"
Looking over his shoulder, Joey stammered, "Uh...Joey...and I just wanted to say that---"
Interrupting him, Janet said, "Well, let me tell you Joey...you have a great booty and as the official spokeswoman for the Booty-Ciser, I know a great booty when I see it!"
Continuing, Janet said, "It's obvious you work out...I mean, in that costume you can see
everything
" and on the word 'everything', she stared directly at Joey's leotard-covered cock, which was directly at eye level with her.
Blushing & stammering, Joey replied, "Ah, yeah, sorry... it's a little tighter than it used to be." Joey was desperately afraid of getting a hard-on.
"No apology is necessary. I like tight. Tight is good." Janet said as her eyes continued to roam over his body. "That's one of the things that I loved working on Tony Future; I mean...the writing was absolute crap, but everyone wore shiny, super-tight spandex." Looking into his eyes, Janet continued in a naughty & confidential tone, "A little bit of Tony Future trivia that very few people know, but I actually designed the Queen Venusia costume, but my version was a lot sexier and revealing, so much so, that the network censors were too nervous to sign off on it."
Looking down at his left hand, where he was holding a cherished item from his youth, Janet said, "Do you have something for me to sign?"
Still, trying to get over being star-struck, Joey stammered out, "Uh..oh yeah, I'm a HUGE fan of yours from both Tony Future and Jack And Jills and it'd really make my day if you signed my poster!" as more convention-goers began to enter the room.
Unfurling the poster, Janet's already-bright eyes, brightened even more as she held it up. The poster was of Janet in her "Jack And Jills" days, looking over her shoulder in a
caught-you-looking
look on her smiling face, wagging her finger
no
as she (slightly) stuck her designer-jean clad butt out.
As she signed the poster Janet said, "Ah, my famous tushy-poster. You know, just like on Tony Future, I had to have the wardrobe department specially design those jeans to be that form-fitting and tight and then..." Janet continued, while rolling her eyes sarcastically, "I had to fight with the network to let me wear them on the show."
Handing Joey the signed poster, she continued, "Plus, these posters made me AND the network a lot of moola. In those days, all of us TV chicks were putting out sexy posters and THIS one made me famous and led to the Booty-Ciser gig. In MY day, actresses had to hustle to make a buck, not just drop out a sex-tape!"
Narrowing her eyes and giving Joey a mischievous smile said, "So, did you have any of these posted on the wall of your room while growing up?"
"Ah...yes" Joey replied.
Looking up, Janet's smile went from mischievous to naughty as she asked, "And did you used to jerk off while looking at my posters?" as she gave Kim a friendly elbow-nudge, eliciting a distracted,
I can't Believe You
smirk from her assistant, who continued to work on her phone.
Blushing and caught off guard by the question, Joey stammered as Janet's playful eyes locked with his, a wicked smile on her face.
Before Joey could answer her question, Janet stood up (to her full height of 5'4), turned around and displayed her (still) perfect denim-covered derriere and slapped her own left ass-cheek, giving it a squeeze and said, "Not bad for an ol gal, huh?".
In her super-tight jeans, her ass looked fantastic and Joey said, "Yeah."
Abruptly spinning around and with a furious look in her eyes, Janet angrily said, "How dare you objectify me!"
His mind spinning, Joey struggled to find words, but then Janet smiled and said, "Just kidding, I'm just busting your balls, which are probably a little cramped in that leotard you're wearing." and then crooked her head to the side, as she stared at his groin.
Aware that more people were gathering around them and Janet's table and now feeling self-conscious, Joey stammered out, "This was a big thrill for me to meet you, but I---"
Seeing where Joey was going, Janet interrupted and looked up at him with her expressive eyes and said, "No, you can't leave. Hang out with us and keep me company! Plus, if you hang out, when the crowd gets here, we can take pictures together and I'll give you half of what we make! Please!" and when she said
please
she made a cute, pouting, sad face.
"OK, I'll hang out for awhile and it'd be super-cool to take some pics with you." Joey said.
Janet's eyes lit up in happiness as she clapped her hands in approval and jumped up from behind her table and gave Joey a big hug, her wandering hands once again sliding down his back to squeeze and grope his ass.
For the next hour, Janet and Joey posed together for pics as she entertained the crowd with off-color stories from her past ("I was the first actress to start shaving her pussy! I mean, I'd actually been doing it before I became famous -- it's kind of a dancer thing.") as she rubbed her body against his, continuing to feel him up, occasionally, "accidentally", caressing his leotard-covered cock, causing him to get hard.
At the crowd's urging, Janet was doing the "Princess Leia Star Wars" pose, on her knees, pressing herself against Joey's leg with her hands placed on the inside of his upper thigh. Janet's teasing had had it's effect; Joey knew he was rock-hard, with his erection barely constrained by the spandex. While trying to think about how to get out of this predicament, Janet said, a little too loudly, "Oh my, is that a laser-sword in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" with a teasing lilt in her voice as her fingers playfully caressed his inner thigh.
Joey felt his face go red and was keenly aware that everyone in the crowd was staring at his obvious hard-on, barely constrained in his leotard.
Smiling sheepishly, Joey pulled his cape in front of him and turned to get to the elevators in the hotel lobby, ignoring the laughter and comments from the other con-goers.
Once in the elevator, as the doors started to close, Joey was about to hit the button for the parking-level, when suddenly, a small feminine hand stopped the elevators from closing.