This story is all SirHugs's fault. This was a gloveslap:
how about this:
Exhibitionist and Voyeur
at a soccer ( football to you) match
900 to 1200 words
include a one-eyed man and a three legged chicken
and a girl named Tex
use the line "fire in the hole"
use a team scarf creatively
However I'm cheating on the word count. A lot. I think I've done quite a good job in getting in all of the elements without resorting to satire and I liked this story so much that I couldn't bear to cut any of it.
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The entire crowd rose as one to acclaim the Liverpool team. The eleven red shirts flooded out onto the pitch and 60,000 people stood together, forming a wall of noise that ricocheted around the stadium. I closed my eyes, allowing the sound to wash over me. This was why I kept coming back here, despite the team's lacklustre performances on the pitch. It wasn't about the football anymore; I came here to be part of something. When I was here, I was just a small part of a red wall; a huge group of people all focussed on one thing, with one goal. I liked that.
The garish team mascot pranced along the touchline and I sighed in annoyance at being disturbed from my reverie. Sure it entertained the kids, but was it really necessary to have a three-legged chicken as team mascot? It seemed over-the-top to me.
I looked around me. Due to the wonders of the Anfield ticket office, my season ticket got put in a different place every year. Everybody I'd got to know last year had been shuffled around to a different part of the stadium. I searched the seats around me for a familiar face, someone to discuss whether Owen would finally get the support he needed from Heskey this season, or whether Liverpool would be looking for a new striker again. Nobody.
Then I saw something that made me do a double-take. The most gorgeous woman I had ever seen had just folded her exquisite body into the seat next to mine. I raised my eyes to the sky and thanked God. I didn't know what I'd done in a previous life to deserve sitting next to this raven-haired, dusky-skinned beauty for twenty matches, but I was willing to bet that it was something pretty spectacular. I'd never seen anyone fill a Liverpool shirt that well before and the gossamer thin red shorts could have been designed to show off her legs.
"Praying for the result?" Her voice startled me from my thoughts.
"Umm yeah. I know we're only playing Wolves, but every little helps."
She smiled, an impressive flash of teeth. "I'm Tex."