It was a warm summer's day and we were sitting on the lawn reading the newspaper. My girlfriend Una had the news section while I was looking at an article about men's attitudes to women.
"It says here that men's idea of the perfect woman is summed up when he says: "Come naked; bring beer.""
"Typical!" Una replied. "Sex, beer and sport. That's all that interests you lot."
"Really? Fancy going inside for a quick fuck? Then I want to go to the pub to watch the football."
"Piss off, Chris. I've got work to do. And you could cut the grass, you lazy bastard!"
She got up and walked back across the grass to the house. I admired the way her hips wiggled and the shape of her firm bum under the tight jeans. She was so sexy. I was tempted to follow her in and see whether she might change her mind. But she was right; I was too lazy. I settled back and read the rest of the article.
After a few minutes, I heard footsteps and looked up. There she was walking towards me carrying a tray with a glass and a large bottle of cold beer. She was completely naked! Her small perfect breasts moved alluringly as she came closer. She had such a beautiful body! Her dark triangular bush contrasted with the whiteness of her skin. She put the tray down slowly on the table giving me a long time to admire her sweet, sexy arse and the crack of her hairy pussy at the top of her strong, shapely legs. By now I was as horny as hell.
She turned and stood before me a few inches away and smiled down. "Your beer, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?"
My head was at about the level of her waist; it was a beautiful sight with the sun directly on her. My eyes traced down from her pretty smiling face and short chestnut hair, down over her pert breasts standing out above me, nipples erect and inviting, down her smooth shapely tummy. I could see the sweat beginning to form on her torso and between her breasts. I gazed at the slit between her legs and longed to be inside her. I got up from my chair and knelt in front of her.
I placed my hands around her and grasped her firm muscular behind, pulling her towards me. I snuggled my head between her legs and smelt her warm hairy bush - so musky and delicious. My long tongue slicked out and parted her lips; god, she tasted good and wet! I could feel her body stiffen and hear her gasp as I found her sweet clitoris and ran my tongue around it. She tasted so good. My hands tightened round her buttocks before I ran a finger down between them to her bum hole. She was really sweating now and so was I!