The second weekend in September, the entire twelve-person household took a trip to Fire Island. Located off the coast of Long Island, it is the large center island of the outer barrier islands. Long reputed to be a gay Mecca, it was equally enjoyed by straights.
They took the ferry over to the island. Colleen and Nathan, never having been on the ocean before, stood at the bow, watching the big ship cut through the choppy waves. Her long blonde hair streamed out behind her, dancing in the wind.
They had finally met their last two housemates, Melissa, a tall willowy redhead who was majoring in dance, and Carla, a Goth, who had spiky black hair, and numerous tattoos and body piercings. She wore a tank top that revealed her heavily inked arms, and an intricate, multi-colored floral design across her chest, that disappeared beneath the front of her shirt. Nathan wondered how far it would go underneath, and hoped he might get the chance to find out.
Brian and Liam, the gay couple in their household, had borrowed a large beach house from some friends. It was located on a private beach that allowed nudity; the park service had banned nude sunbathing on the public beaches, even though it had been a long tradition.
Colleen and Nathan had become nude beach addicts after their honeymoon in St. Martins in the Caribbean, and couldn't wait to hit the sand. They had also developed an innate curiosity about what other people looked like without their clothes on.
They had already seen Liam and Brian, when they happened upon their gay coupling. Franklin, their black housemate, was the first to peel his clothes off. He stood 6'6" and, stereotypically, had a huge penis. Kimmie, the tiny oriental girl was next. She was only 4'9" and had little bee-stings for breasts, and a patch of very fine black pubic hair.
Sunil, the Sikh, left his burgundy turban on his head. Although it was against his religion, he quickly peeled his clothes off. He had a tiny uncircumcised penis with a drooping foreskin. Melissa had a dancer's body, with small breasts, and a patch of red pubic hair that matched the hair on her head. Roger, the geek, had an average-sized cock, and a shaved pubis.
Nathan gawked as Carla finally shed her tank top and baggy jeans. Her entire torso was covered with tattoos, floral designs intermingled with skulls covered her breasts, with big red stars over each nipple. There was a large dragon across her stomach, its mouth open around her bald pussy, inked in to her outer lips.
She had piercings in her eyebrows, through her lips, her nose, and at least a dozen spiky studs through each ear. Her nipples had big silver bars with balls on the end drilled through them. They could see shiny objects between her legs, but were hesitant to stare, until she spread her legs apart and invited them to inspect her more closely. Carla had three rings in each of her labia, and a heavy metal one through the hood of her clitoris.
"God, didn't that hurt? Didn't all of it hurt?" Colleen asked, envisioning the piercings and the tattoo needles, gouging through all her sensitive parts.
"Yeah, it hurt a lot. I take it you're not into pain."
"No, thank you. I'm into pleasure."
"Pity. I can envision you with black boots and a whip."
Nathan could dig the black boots, but skip the whip.
When Ronnie dropped his? her? clothes off, they still couldn't figure out what gender he? she? was. Ronnie had both breasts and a penis. Sensing their puzzlement, he volunteered that he was in the middle of a sex change operation.
"Which way are you going?" Nathan asked.
"Male to female. They're going to amputate my penis and build me a vagina instead."
"Can you be sexually active?"
"Sure. They take the skin off my penis and scrotum and turn it into labia, and make a clitoris out of my glans."
"So you'll be able to make love with a man with no problem?"
Ronnie laughed. "Actually, I'm really into women, so I'm going to be a lesbian."
"So, if you're really into women, why don't you stay a man?"
"I like pussy so much, I want one of my own."
All eyes turned to E.M. She stood in a fuchsia flowered mumu that could double as a circus tent. Her bathroom scale maxed out at three hundred pounds, and that was five years ago. Nobody dared guess what she weighed now. She started to pull the mumu over her head.
"Jesus, I don't know if I can watch this," Franklin said.
"I don't know if I want to watch this," Nathan added. He covered his eyes with his hand, but his fingers were spread apart enough to peek through.
There stood the biggest mountain of flesh any of them had ever seen. Her stomach hung down almost to her knees, her pubis completely lost under all the flab. Enormous breasts, like flesh-colored gunny sacks, hung flat on her belly, with saucer-sized areolas and nipples that pointed straight down to the ground.
She had legs like tree trunks, with rolls of fat that obscured her knees. Her enormous ass and thighs were pocked with cellulite that looked like craters on the moon. When she lay down on her blanket, she looked like a beached whale.
Beer got liberally swilled. Someone turned on a boom box and couples began to pair off and dance. Brian and Liam were both sporting erections that they ground against each other.
Melissa paired off with Carla, but perhaps the oddest couple were Franklin and Kimmie. He towered so far above her tiny body that her nipples brushed again his cock.
Nathan and Colleen held each tightly, swaying with the music. They both became highly aroused, as she rubbed her hard nipples across his chest and he ground his stiff cock against her belly. He was no longer embarrassed by getting an erection in front of an audience; it really turned him on.
E.M. slowly worked her way up on her feet. Striking a pose, she placed her hands on her knees and raised her enormous ass.
"Oh, my God, she's gonna twerk." Twerking hit the news recently when a group of high school students were suspended for putting a video of themselves doing the suggestive dance on YouTube.
The Wikipedia definition of twerking is, oddly, perfect: "Twerking is a dance move that involves a person shaking their hips and bottom in a bouncy up and down motion causing it to shake, wobble, and jiggle."