It's midmorning on a Saturday in May during our junior year in college. It's about a week before finals. When I arrive at my girlfriend Kelly's dorm suite, she and her roommate Liz are in the kitchen, giggling uncontrollably.
Our dorms are self-catering. Each small suite of rooms has a kitchenette, a bathroom with two toilets and two shower stalls, and four dorm rooms: two doubles and two singles.
Kelly called me to say I should to come over there to pick her up. They've been doing a messy project in the kitchen to blow off steam during marathon study sessions, and she'll want to clean up a little before we leave campus for the day.
The day promises to be very warm, and I've dressed appropriately for a daytrip to an outlet mall twenty minutes away: sandals, tee shirt, shorts. On a whim, I've skipped boxers, in order to supply additional ventilation. I've worn these shorts with no underwear twice before, and Kelly confirmed that the outline of my cock is no more noticeable than with underwear.
Kelly and Liz have made a huge mess on the kitchen table, and a very strange one. There's a big tub of what looks like organic peanut butter. On some plates, they've got a collection of maybe seven or eight small mounds of peanut butter. It looks like a little city-scape.
"What are you guys doing?" I ask.
They're still laughing too hard to answer. Finally Liz manages to gasp, "They're penises!"
I look again.
No. Most of them look nothing like penises to me. Kelly was a virgin when we first slept together, but she has since seen me erect plenty of times, and even had me in her mouth two or three times. And I know Liz has no excuse for being so ignorant of the male anatomy, since I know she's been very sexually active for a very long time. Liz basically taught Kelly about sex when she and I started sleeping together. So she especially has no excuse...
"Are you kidding me?" I ask. "These are terrible! Some of them just look like tubes. And look β this one, this one, that one β they're actually
square!
I'm sorry, but have either of you been paying any attention?"
Only the largest one, which is nearly life size at maybe four inches, even comes close. With this one, they've remembered that a penis has a glans. But the thing resembles a small bell on a short hot dog.
Pointing at it, I say, "Look at this one. Thisβ" indicating the ridge of the glans β "this doesn't run all the way around. It's not a hat! There's an underside, and..."
They've managed to contain their laughter, and even grow somber as I critique their work.
"Well, Kelly," says Liz, "maybe you two need to go in the bathroom and you can study one in real life, so we can get it right!" They start giggling again and Kelly blushes to her ears.
I know they're only joking, but I suddenly feel myself getting a little hard.
Unfortunately, we never checked what it might look like if I got an erection in these shorts. As they continue laughing, Liz happens to glance down at my crotch, and sees my slight tenting. "Oh, wow," Liz exclaims. I look down, too. The outline of my circumcised glans is already very visible.
"Kelly, it looks like Jamie wants to model for us!"
Kelly looks at my obvious hard-on and shields her eyes, blushing all over again. "Oh man," she sighs. Kelly has gotten more comfortable with sex during the months we've been together, but she can still be very shy. Liz, on the other hand, can be really crass, and brazen. She broke up with her last boyfriend several months ago, and ever since then, she's been teasing Kelly in front of me, saying things like she'd be happy to service me if Kelly is too bashful, or asking me if Kelly is satisfying me enough.
Liz is cute rather than pretty, with very small breasts and no curves to speak of. But she sharp and witty, with an arresting fluidity of movement, and a very pretty mouth. I've imagined getting a blowjob from her more than once. Thinking of this makes me get even harder against my will.
"Come on, it looks like Jamie's little brain is interested, at least." Liz comes around the table and advances on me with exaggerated menace, her hands up into claws like a monster, her eyes fixed on my growing erection. I back away, partly in mock fear, but partly in genuine nervousness.
Liz suddenly rushes me, grabs me by the arm, and drags me out of the kitchenette and right into their room. "Come on Kelly," she shouts, "I'm going to look at your boyfriend's penis if you don't stop me!"
Liz kicks the door shut behind her. She leans against it and looks at me. Or rather, at my penis tenting the front of my shorts.
"Okay. Drop them or I'm doing it myself."
Kelly pushes against the door saying, "Come on, guys, cut it out. Come out of there!"
We hear another girl asking what's going on. I recognize the voice immediately. It's one of their suite-mates, Alexa. She's tall and stunning, with almost implausibly perfect proportions, and smooth dark skin the color of cafΓ© con leche.
Still staring at my crotch, Liz calls out, "We wanted someone to model a penis for our sculpture project, but he's suddenly gotten shy!"
"That's not true," Kelly protests from the hallway.
"Who's the model?" Alexa asks.
"Jamie!" Liz calls.
"Your boyfriend offered to show off his dick for you guys?"
"No!" Kelly cries, "That's notβ"
"Yes, exactly," Liz insists. "But now he refuses!"