So I was hired to do a bachelorette party as a clown. The bride to be didn't want a stripper because it was against her beliefs, so the woman who set it up, who I later found out was my mom, Jackie, called the company I worked for and ordered a clown.
I didn't known the bride to be, but did recognize Stacy and Gina, my mom's closest friends. There were about 10 women all together and we were at the bride's parents house. The father of the bride was out of town, but her mom was their with a couple of friends and then about five of the bride's friends, including her maid of honor.
Once again the night didn't work out as planned. My magic tricks only worked half the time and no one liked my jokes.
"Boo!" Rachel, the bride shouted.
"Rachel, that's not nice," Julie, her mom said.
"But Mom, he sucks!"
"He reminds me of that clown we hired for our daughters party, remember, Stacy? Gina asked.
'Oh. Shit!' I thought.
"Yes! Exactly, Gina exclaimed.
"He even told the same stupid jokes."
"I sent my son to do that party. Eric is that you?" Jackie asked.
Fuck! "Hi Mom," I replied. If I hadn't been wearing makeup all the women would have seen my face turn beet red.
"Eric! You've totally embarrassed me. You said he did a good job," Jackie said looking at Gina and Stacy.
"We didn't want to hurt your feelings," Gina said.
"But as punishment we did tickle him," Stacy said.
"Maybe later, right now he's getting a spanking."
"Mom, no!" Eric pleaded.
"Oh, yes," she said grabbing Eric and pulling him across her lap.
"I think since it's my daught who is getting married she should get to administer the punishment," Julie said.
"Fair enough, but how about we all get 10 smacks and we just pass him down the line?" Jackie countered.
"Fine with me," Julie said after getting a nod from her daughter.
The women lined up their folding chairs in a semi circle and soon they were ready, with Rachel sitting in the first chair.
"Take off your pants, Eric," Jackie said to her son.
"I can't, Mom, it's one outfit."
"Well then I guess it'll all come off."
Soon I was standing in a room full of 10 women, one of them my mother, in just my underwear. Several women took the opportunity to snap a picture of me. I must have looked ridiculous with white gloves, clown makeup, in nothing but my underwear.
"The underwear too," my Mom said.
I knew better than to argue, so off came my Hanes. Once again the cameras came out.
Suddenly I was pulled across Rachel's lap and she started spanking while everyone else counted.some women spanked hard, but most were not too hard. About halfway down was my mom. She rubbed my ass, then ran her nails across my butt, then spanked me before passing me down the line.