'You're late!' I heard her voice before I could register the front door swinging open. Her words would have shaken me, but the cheeky smile on the lips of the woman standing in the doorway portrayed a playfulness.
She was about chin height to me, with wavy dark-ish hair framing her freckled face. I only had time for a quick scan of her body -- fearing her obvious attitude would have a field day if she caught me checking her out -- and wondered for a moment if she had a date of her own to get to; glancing up her figure, thick-soled ankle boots gave way to pale legs that seemed to extend an almost pornographic length until, mercifully, they disappeared under a black flare skirt. The outfit was completed by a white tube top hugging a chest just large enough to make me worry I was already staring too much when I saw them, a concern compounded by meeting her gaze to find that she was still looking right at me. If she had noticed anything, she showed no signs of it. Remembering she was probably waiting for a response to her greeting, I answered.
'Is Charlotte here?' I asked.
'Yes, and you're late!' The woman persisted, still wearing a smug smile like she'd caught me doing something wrong.
'Only by a few minutes,' I protested, surprised to find myself defending myself to this stranger.
'With a catch like Charlotte you should be showing up
at least
half an hour early.' She raised a finger up to point accusingly at me to drive home the tongue-in-cheek-ness of the point she was making.
'Joe!' As if summoned, Charlotte rounded a corner behind the woman and made her way to the door. 'Is Mia messing with you? Don't let her do that or she'll never let up.'
Charlotte was the woman I was here to see. We'd been on two dates already, but this was the first time I'd been invited to her home. I wasn't expecting anything, but the prospect of meeting her on her home turf had a certain novelty to it that made this date already feel more intimate than our last two.
She was a gorgeous woman, with shoulder length blonde hair and eyebrows raised in a seemingly permanent look of mild surprise, like something out of a 1920s pin-up. Affirming this look, her figure was tall, slender and small-chested. Considering my own attire leaned more casual, I was somewhat relieved to see she was also more dressed-down compared to our previous encounters: a white polo shirt and beige trousers. Classy, but not over the top.
'I'd appreciate it if you didn't give my cheat codes to the guest,' Mia turned to Charlotte, pouting. 'I'll have you know I'm a complex and layered person,' she glanced at me before disappearing inside.
'Sorry about her, I hope she didn't say anything weird?' Charlotte turned her attention to me. She blinked a moment, a realisation striking her. 'Mia! My housemate! Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't say, did I? She's just such a part of the house I didn't think to- that's so rude of me, god...' She put her hand over her face.
'No no, not at all! It's not surprising you'd have a housemate actually, this is a really nice place.' I tried putting her at ease by complimenting her house (at least what I'd seen of it so far), and she relaxed slightly.
'It should be alright, I think she's going out soon anyway.'
'Not anymore!' Mia's head poked round a corner. 'Lewis bailed and I'm not going out with just Ben.'
'What!?' Charlotte seemed genuinely disappointed at the news. 'Are you sure?'
'I'm never gonna get some with him wandering around with that lost puppy look.'
'Is that all you think about?'
'No!' Mia put her hand to her chest (I gave it another cursory glance) in a display of feigned pearl-clutching. 'You know I'm a cultured woman capable of deep and nuanced thought.' She paused. 'But I do need some dick every now and then.'
Charlotte rolled her eyes and turned to me, slightly apologetically: 'you don't mind if Mia's around do you? She'll stay out of the way I promise!' She said that last part louder, directed as much to her housemate as it was to me.
'You won't even notice I'm here,' Mia chimed. It was fun seeing Charlotte interact with someone besides me, and they seemed pretty close, which helped assuage some of the awkward feeling that comes with the start of the first few dates.
'Not at all, I'm the guest here anyway,' I replied.
'And I endeavour to be the most excellent host,' Charlotte retorted in her best regal accent with an accompanying mini bow. 'Please, come in,' she beckoned and led me to the kitchen.
***
Charlotte had been in the middle of cooking us dinner (which I hadn't been late enough to miss), and I stood with her in the kitchen as we made idle chitchat about various early-encounter topics -- childhood, fun facts, politics, etc. I offered to help cook, but she insisted on making it herself since it was a recipe she was 'rather proud of.' I was having a good time, we got on pretty well and she laughed at all my jokes which is always a bonus. She had a kind of warm radiance about her that made it really easy to talk to her about things, a positive energy that gave the impression she wouldn't mock or judge any sincere remarks made in her company. She wasn't air headed by any means (as our brief dip into politics confirmed), simply a genuinely nice person. I hadn't known her long, but it was a nice feeling of trust.
As dinner was about five minutes out, I asked where I could find the bathroom.
'Up the stairs and on the left.' Charlotte told me, glancing up from her stirring. I excused myself.
When I arrived at the top, I was greeted by multiple doors, all of which were closed. One on the immediate right, one on the immediate left and one on the left wall, leaving my choice as a toss up between the latter two. Since there was still some light left in the day, there was no light to be seen under either door.
I opted for the far left door, which turned out to be almost the correct choice, if not for Mia being sat below me about a metre away, panties at her ankles and legs closed tight. Her mouth was agape in silent shock but her eyes seemed to be smiling with a glint of something unplaceable.
'Oh my god I'm sorry!' The words stumbled out but my brain I hadn't quite arrived at realising I should look away. I was instead transfixed on her legs, which were now visible in all their naked glory extending up all the way to the sides of her ass, the outline of which I could make out even from the front.
'Where do you think you're looking, Joseph?' Her tone was again
almost
accusatory but stopped just short of that to land on a sort of playful teasing. I was stood above her, but I didn't feel in control.
'Sorry, I don't know, I um... sorry.' I searched for an excuse but nothing came to me. I could pass off the wrong turn, but standing in the doorway leering at my date's half-naked housemate wasn't really something I had the ability to find an excuse for without a pencil and paper and about half an hour.
'I didn't realise I'd made that much of an impression on you earlier,' She was fully grinning again, that same smirk from earlier. 'Although I can't say I'm not flattered.'
'It was an accident, I was... why wasn't the door locked?' A glimpse of an excuse flashed through my mind.
'The lock broke a while back and no one's been round to fix it.' She reached over to the toilet roll, broke off a couple sheets and slowly parted her legs a few inches. My eyes darted reflexively down to the gap between her legs. The light wasn't on so it was too dark to make out any detail, but I saw a hint of stubble in the shadows, and what was maybe the silhouette of something more beneath her. She left them open just a moment before blocking my view to use the tissue. Her eyes remained glued to mine as they had been earlier, reading my every glance. 'But an unlocked door is no excuse for those wandering eyes.'
'I didn't-'
'Do you do this a lot? Date women, get invited into their homes, all so you can prey on the
poor unsuspecting women
when they're most vulnerable?' She had reached down to pull her white lace panties up, dragging them up her legs slowly as she talked. When she stood up I watched them disappear once more under the hem of her skirt. She drew her last words out: 'Is that what
gets you off
?'
Much like Charlotte's smile disarmed me into honesty through comfort, Mia's disarmed me into an honesty that felt claustrophobic; I didn't have to offer up anything because she could see right through me. I had felt a similar feeling of being toyed with at the door, but this was on another level entirely. She felt dangerous and I was entirely at her mercy, and now that she was standing almost eye level with me I felt it even more.
Seeing her up close like this, I noticed the two dark circles of her areoles through her white top and realised she wasn't wearing a bra. The fabric was tight, shaping every curve of what little she left to the imagination. It stretched in the middle, her breasts almost calling out to be freed, and in the centre of each was a small erect bump. Was she getting off on this?
At this point I was at a loss for how to deal with the situation, as well as still trying to internalise all the images I'd just seen -- partly to make sense of any of it, and partly because I didn't want to forget them. I couldn't even begin to answer my own questions, let alone hers.