We established a Dancin' Dudes email address and put notifications in a half dozen hookup sites. It read, "ISO fit male to perform as stripper and dancer in local area. Good pay for qualified applicant. You must submit a video of you dancing and stripping to "Mo Money" from the movie Magic Mike. The video must end with you having a full erection. Serious interest only with a valid phone number. Without the video and phone #, any questions will be ignored." We felt without the hard fast requirements we would get a bunch of crap replies. Even though we restricted it to the local area we were overwhelmed with responses. In the next couple of weeks following our posts, we had 67 emails. We spent hours and hours watching guys stripping to "Mo Money." Eventually we narrowed it down to ten real candidates and then called each one. After the phone calls, we eliminated one candidate who seemed too full of himself. Nine in-person auditions were scheduled for the following Saturday. We decided we would conduct the auditions in a suite at the local Holiday Inn. Each applicant was asked to check in via email when they arrived and wait in the reception area for the call. Linda arranged for Keith (her brother) to be there in case of any security issues.
Saturday arrived and Keith and I moved furniture around in the suite to make room. We had a portable disk player with the Magic Mike Soundtrack. We tested to make sure we could play it loud enough to dance to, but not interfere with our neighbors. Linda, Keith, and I had chairs facing a rather large dancing area. Linda had written up a service contract for the lucky candidates who were selected. At 10am we had 8 men checked in (the 9th arrived later). Keith went down and brought the first one up. The first guy was an Adonis with rippling muscles and an enormous cock. He danced well also. The three of us unanimously awarded him a contract. After each candidate we would confer and decide yea or nay. If selected, the new Dancin' Dudes member would be given the contract and asked to stay. We finished the morning with 6 contracts signed. We all had a drink together and let them know we would be in touch soon. After we were alone, Keith and I started moving the furniture back in place. "I don't think I've ever seen so many bouncing cocks," he claimed.
"You OK with it?" Linda asked.
"Yes, I'm good with it. Let's hope I see a lot more in our future!"
Linda's marketing plan was to contact all the bar managers and hotel event planners in the area. We bought a sales list for these people and called on them personally. Any bookings they referred would earn them a "sales commission." It was paid directly to them and not to their employer. As soon as we began calling on potential clients, we got bookings. One of the Dudes had just graduated from college and we hired him full time as a salesperson. We offered three levels of shows. The guys kept a penis sleeve string bikini on throughout a Level #1 show. The Level #2 show had complete nudity but no erections. The Level #3 (X rated) show included erections and ejaculations. The client could also select the number of dancers. The minimum was two with one security liaison. The most was six with another two for security. Keith cross-trained all the Dudes to do security. It paid them less but was another job.
At an early job I was dancing with another Dude and Keith was doing security. Linda had tagged along because it was all new to us at that point. The second Dude didn't show up. (After that we always rode together.) Linda said, "Let's get over there and I'll talk to the woman who hired us. I know she will be frustrated because she wanted two dancers because of the number of guests. I'll probably need to refund some of her money."
Keith spoke up, "I'll dance with Lee. Linda, you handle security. Tell the woman she will have to intervene if we need her to chastise one of her guests."
Linda was shocked, "WTF Keith! You've never auditioned to dance and now you're gonna get naked in front of your sister?"
"That's show business," he said in reply. "You've been headstrong since you were in pigtails. Don't argue with your older brother."
I grinned and Linda shrugged, "Alright big brother, but remember I'm watching every move you make."
When we arrived, Linda went to talk to the host (this was a private party in a home). Keith and I were shown to a bedroom to "dress." Fortunately (or unfortunately for Keith) this was a Level #3 show, so no G-strings or other props needed. As we undressed for our entrance, Keith muttered, "What have I gotten myself in to?"
I advised him, "Forget Linda is here. Look at the lust in the audience's eyes and go with it." He thanked me and stepped out of his boxers. "God Damn," I thought to myself, "That's the biggest cock I've seen in person."
He saw me looking and said, "I'm self-conscious about how big I am. I hope I'm up to this. I hope we can give 'em a show they won't forget." I was already hard in anticipation, but Keith had to close his eyes and work a bit to begin to get hard. Even at half-mast he was half again as large as me.