All characters involved in this story are the age of eighteen, or older.
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The Father of our Church became ill just before the Church service on Sunday, and he summoned me to his office.
He says "Sister Carolyn, please fill in for me today, and God Bless you!"
Oh my God, this is the moment I have been waiting for! I quickly run out of his office to the Nun's private bathroom. I strip out of my Nun's uniform, take off my underwear, then get dressed again. Oh God, I am going to sin! Please Jesus forgive me!
I walk onto the stage where about a hundred people are waiting for the Father to give his sermon. I announce that he cannot be here today, then I launch into a speech about young boys and girls having sex before marriage. My speech lasts about ten minutes, then I ask if any any young men from the audience would like to come up on the stage, and I will show them what NOT to do before they get married.