Hello, I am a Catholic Nun standing outside our Church on a Saturday morning. I stand on the granite steps with my big red barrel for people to put money into. People keep walking past, but nobody wants to contribute today! I have to stay out here for another couple of hours, so I go inside to get a chair.
Oh, that feels better sitting down! People stop and chat with me for a few minutes at a time, but nobody puts any money into the barrel. It is starting to get hot, and the heavy wool material of my Nun's uniform is starting to make me sweat. I feel a trickle of sweat sliding down my inner thigh and it bothers me, so I quickly pull up the bottom of my "habit" and slide my hand back and forth to get rid of it.
I did not notice a couple of young gentlemen walking by at the same exact time. They stop and put five dollars in the red barrel.
I apologize to them for running my hand up my habit, then they say to me "Oh God Sister, even with your uniform on, you look fucking beautiful! I bet you have a gorgeous body underneath all those hot clothes you are wearing! Why don't you take them off and I will put a hundred dollars cash in that red barrel of yours!"
Oh my God, Jesus has blessed our Church! All I have to do is get naked on the street and these handsome young men will donate one hundred dollars! Praise the Lord!
I immediately turn around and the two men help me unbutton the back of my uniform. I slide it down off my shoulders, then turn around and take off my bra and panties. The men reach into their pockets and put two hundred dollars into the barrel! God Bless them!
