Sometimes my wife Catherine thinks so purely that she can be quite naΓ―ve. Like the way she has no clue how sexy she is and seems to not notice a lot of the attention men of all ages give her.
Here's a perfect example. We met for lunch today. She had a dermatologist appointment at 11:00 so we met for lunch at Olive Garden for a little treat. We've been trying to save some money for a vacation. This gets her all excited to plan for the trip and to try to save up the money. So we haven't gone out much and we are both in a little competition to see who can find a way to save the most money each day.
She shows up and she is so happy. She gives me a kiss and I looked at her and said, "Darling, you look marvelous!" I meant it too.
She had a cute little yellow, purple, and orange sundress on with high heel sandals and she was stunning. I asked her in the morning to dress for me since we were meeting for lunch. She doesn't usually wear this cute of attire, but I knew when I asked her to think of me that she would not be wearing a bra or panties.
My wife has beautiful, thick, brunette hair, a little nose, high cheek bones, puffy kissable lips and huge green eyes. She is so pretty I cannot figure out what she is doing with me. She also works out and runs and she looks better at 49 than she did in her twenties and she was super-hot in her twenties. She has a killer body with firm, medium size boobs and she is almost famous for her beautiful, shapely bubble butt. It is so firm and curvy that it is impossible to ignore. Not only men, but even women have to look when she walks by. Yet she doesn't seem to even notice.
Anyway .... we were seated by the hostess and the waitress came over and brought us some nice ice water. We already knew what we wanted so we just ordered our lunches. While we were waiting I said, "So sweetheart, how did the appointment go at the dermatologist?"
She has a small mole on her lower back and just wanted to have it checked out. She made an appointment with the young Asian doctor she takes our kids to.
She replied, "Oh it went great! It turns out the mole is nothing to worry about. But guess what? I saved $ 100.00!"
I said, "Great, where did you do that?
"At the dermatologist silly, where else?"
"Wait, I thought it was just going to be $ 40.00. How did you save $ 100.00?"
"Well, that part still did cost $ 40.00."
Just then the waitress brought our meals and we thanked her. Right before this I noticed there were two businessmen in their fifties who were seated right behind Catherine. I am sure she had not noticed them come in and sit down. But I noticed how they stopped talking and were leaning in to listen to her story. I decided to let that go and not mention it.
"So how then did you save the $ 100.00?
"Well when he came in the examine room and shut the door, he asked how he could help me. I said I had a mole on the small of my back that I wanted checked. He said, "O.K. Catherine, let's have a look."
"That was when I realized I either had to lift my dress up or lower the top. Since I'm not wearing panties, I had to lower the top."
At this point I saw the guys raise their eye brows and give each other a "This is getting good" look. For some reason the thought of them eavesdropping on her private story excited me so I let her continue.
"I turned my back to him and slipped my top down and held my arm across my bare breasts. I let the dress lower and he took hold of it and lowered it more till he could see my mole."
Just hearing her say, "My bare breasts." And knowing two men also heard it, was giving me a super hard on. I encouraged her to continue. "O.K. so get to the saving of the hundred dollars."
"I'm getting to that part. So he looks at the mole and touches it and gets out some magnifying glasses and looks some more and says, "Catherine, this mole is fine, nothing to worry about."
"Then he adds, "Oh, by the way; have you ever had a complete epidermal body skin check? You know if you are forty you should have a complete and thorough check of every inch of your skin for sure."
"Now Honey, this worried me a bit because I am now forty-nine and I have never had one. But here is the best news. You're going to love it."
I said, "Oh I can imagine where this is going." I noticed the two guys were staining to hear every word too.
"So he says to me, 'Catherine, we are having a special this week, any customer that is in here for any reason can also get a full body skin check for free. That is a hundred dollar value, for free.' I was so happy and said, "Could you do it now?"
He said he'd be happy to. Can you believe my good luck Honey? I didn't even have to make a separate appointment."
I said, "Oh were you EVER lucky Catherine, I can't believe he'd be so kind. And what a lucky break that special was on the day you stopped in. What did you do next?"
"Yeh I know, right? Well so I asked him, "Just exactly what is it?"
He said, "Well, it does not even take long. You simply uncover your skin and I look at every single square inch. I slide my hands over all of your skin to make sure there is no texture issues or lumps or bumps under the surface that may not show to just the eye."
"I said to him, "Of course Doctor, that makes perfect sense. Let's do it then." And I asked him, "Do I put on a gown?"
He said, "Well that is up to you, but you will just be removing it anyway for the full check. Most of my patients just go without since I will be seeing all of them anyway and it only takes a few minutes."