"Ease back on her... Now thrust her back end some more... That's it, she's responding..."
Beads of perspiration rolled down Johnson's face. His breath was short, his heart pounding. Every muscle in his body was tense.
"...Yeah, that's it. She likes it slow and easy. Don't rush her and she'll be happy. Give her ass end a little more. Don't be afraid to juice her that way..."
"...That's it, she's comin' now. Keep thrusting..."
"...You feel her? How she moves when you thrust like that? She's pretty responsive for a big girl."
Johnson didn't think so. The delayed reactions to his inputs were confusing him. Nudge the throttles forward and the big boat just sat there while the propellers tried to grip the water. Engage a thruster and feel nothing. Oh wait...are
we
moving, or is it that other boat? It's a crazy mixed up world out there for a landlubber.
Mike, the boatyard owner, took the controls. "You'll get the hang of it Mr. Humphries," he said. "It takes awhile, especially when you jump feet first into an eighty-two footer. Maybe we should take the launch out for a while, to give you some more time on the water in something smaller."
"Okay, Mike," Johnson said. He wiped the sweat off his brow with his hand and wiped his hand on his khaki shorts.
Mike's hands weren't sweaty at all, and showed the skills learned from a lifetime on the water β fingers flicking levers, pushing buttons and spinning the gleaming chrome steering wheel, guiding the long, champagne-colored yacht into its berth. Two high-school-age yard boys took the lines and fastened them to the wharf. Johnson was glad to be tied to terra firma again. Eight million dollars had bought him a whole lot of anxiety, so far at least.
β
Johnson Edmond Humphries was a wealthy young man of leisure. A playboy, to use an old fashioned term. His father, Johnson Davis Humphries, inherited a fortune from his father, built on it a bit and, when he died of cirrhosis of the liver, passed it on to Johnson. The old man had all the resources in the world to get himself a liver transplant, but he'd have no part of it. "I don't want to eat somebody's already chewed up meat," he'd said. He was a stubborn old boy, old-school right to the end.
The money was free and clear after the old man's death. No business to sell, no property to unload. Just a long list of wise investments, ready to hold onto or cash out. Johnson did a little bit of both. The big yacht was a cash deal thanks to a big stack of Coca-Cola shares. His broker had tried to talk him out selling them β they'd been trending upward for decades β but Johnson hated sugary drinks. He was convinced they were ruining the women of the world. "They'll make every girl fat if we let 'em get away with it," he'd said to the broker. "Sell it! Just fucking sell it!"
Owning a yacht was something Johnson had dreamt about since he was a boy. His family was never into boating, or even waterfront vacations, but every time Johnson saw a flashy boat on TV or in the movies it excited him. He had toy boats as a child, and a bikini poster on his wall as a teen. The leggy, big-breasted swimsuit model was eye catching, but to Johnson so was the yacht she was sprawled on, with its teak decks and gleaming chrome fittings. He imagined that the boat's name was
Blondie
, because of the color of the bikini model's hair.
The poster was really what cemented the dream. The look of luxurious happiness on the young woman's face, the sparkling turquoise water in the distance, the golden sunlight. What he didn't expect was the mind-numbing fear he felt when it was up to him to control the gleaming eight-million-dollar beast. From the vantage point of the helm up on the flying bridge the sleek teak decks seemed to sprawl out a half-a-mile in front of him, and there was nearly as much behind him. The damn thing was
huge
!
"I know you didn't like the idea, but hiring crew is nothin' to be ashamed of," Mike said. He was sitting in the passenger seat of the boatyard's launch, watching Johnson as he nervously pulled away from the dock. "
Blondie
's all set up for it."
Mike was speaking of the crew quarters tucked in below the aft deck of the big yacht, a comfortable space with two small cabins, a galley with dinette, and two heads.
"I know. I just thought..." Johnson's voice trailed off dejectedly. He finally realized what others had told him β it would take years to gain the experience to handle a eighty-two foot, hundred-and-twenty-five-thousand pound vessel like
Blondie
with confidence.
"Most captains are great teachers," Mike said. "You can learn as you go."
β
Johnson asked Mike to put the word out that he was looking for a captain and crew. There were more responses than he'd anticipated and he reluctantly agreed to interview a few people even though he still had a hard time wrapping his head around the idea. A big yacht in a quiet harbor with one or more willing women was Johnson's dream, not a date with a sexy girl when there was staff wandering around β he could do that at a restaurant and save the eight million dollars. But, a big boat is a big boat. It was more than he could handle alone.
Interviewing potential captains didn't make him happy. The men were certainly well qualified, but they all turned him off in one way or another. They all reminded him of the class president at his high school β clean cut, popular, and oh so proper. The kind of person a sensible man would hire to take care of an eight-million-dollar yacht. Johnson didn't like any of them. Back in high school the class president was a friend of Johnson's, but that kind of guy was the last person on earth he'd want hanging around when things got rolling with a swimsuit model. Well, maybe not the last person, but close.
After six of those highly qualified candidates showed up, Carly submitted herself for an interview. Johnson wasn't interested when Mike had told him about her, but after six guys with perfect hair and pressed polo shirts he figured he'd at least talk to her.
Carly showed up on the wharf two minutes early, dressed in gray shorts and a crisp white shirt. She looked a lot like the men to Johnson β a bit slab-sided, with close cropped hair that was starting to gray.
"Mr. Humphries? I'm Carly Savara," she said, very business like.
They chatted. Carly presented her resume and her references. Johnson liked her. She was unpretentious, rather quiet, and not at all sexy. That was important to Johnson. The thought of having a woman around when he was with
his
women was initially a non-starter, but as Johnson got to know Carly he had a feeling she understood that dynamic β she had a way about her that seemed like she could stay out of the way and not be too concerned about the goings-on.
"I can cook for you, too, if it doesn't interfere with my piloting duties," she said. "I was a sous chef at Chez Brontue before I got my captain's license. That'd cost extra of course."
That sealed the deal.
"I'll need one crew," Carly said. "Two would be better, but I get the feeling you'd like to keep things minimal. I've had pretty good luck working with young people, but it's up to you of course. I'll start interviewing and run the promising ones by you."