I walk back into the room and Jess has kicked off the covers. Her glistening pussy, bright pink and puffy. The self-thrusting dildo lying on the sheet between her legs, wiggling away diligently on the bed.
"Holy fuck," she groans, her glazed eyes traveling down from the ceiling to make unfocused eye contact with me. "Holy. Fuck."
The cum of the young hotel worker...did he ever say his name?...starts oozing out of my freshly-fucked cunt as I walk to the table where he left our food. I can feel it slipping out it dripping globs and coating my inner thighs. "I like being your live porn," I tell her, picking a piece of bacon off my sandwich and popping it in my mouth.
"Ha, yeah," she laughs, sitting up, and making 'gimme' hands at her own food. "I'm not exactly sure how the internet is ever gonna do it for me again. This might have ruined me."
I pass her her plate--some sort of chicken wrap and fries--and then grab mine and climb onto the bed next to her. "Same." We both dig into our food.
"Oh my god, you really fucked that guy right here," she marvels out loud after a few bites, as if she's realizing for the first time what just happened.
"Mmmhmmm," I say, with a mouthful of sandwich, his cum puddling on the sheet underneath me.
"This is like some hot, alternate universe shit. This is not what my life is like," she continues.
"Mine either," I reply.
We let the silence sit between us for a minute. She reaches toward my plate, pilfering a bacon crumble. It's an easy motion, like we have been friends for a lifetime. I reach for the remote and turn on the TV. We are greeted with the shrill bickering of the Real Housewives of Whothefuckcares. "I'm not even going to lie," I tell her, "I love this shit."
She laughs, "Oh thank god, me too!"
"You think they'd fight less if they spent afternoons like we are?" I ask, gesturing to the aftermath of our orgasmic escapades.
Jess lets out a cackle, "They couldn't air the show on Bravo then, that's for sure."
"So," I start, steeling myself to broach the topic again. "How does this afternoon end?"
Her face crinkles, like she finds that thought unpleasant. I definitely do. "Rob will be back around 5ish. And then we have drinks and dinner with a business associate of his tonight downstairs around 8:30. Which means I'll have to leave around 4 so I can clean myself up and be in the room when Rob gets back."
I nod, hating the idea of her leaving, but I know this is neither of our realities. I glance at the clock. It's 2:15. "So, we've got time for an episode or two."
"For these bitches? Always!" she laughs, as we both make ourselves comfortable in the bed.
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I'm disoriented when I wake up a few hours later. The lights are off and the curtains are drawn. The low sound of some Real Housewives nattering in the background. I sit up and realize Jess is gone.
I must have dozed off. Which makes sense, I suppose. As turns out, masturbating all night, getting only 3 hours of sleep, then getting finger fucked discretely in a pool, followed by devouring another woman's pussy to 4 orgasms, fucking myself on a dildo, and then fucking the room-service guy until I came on his cock...is kind of exhausting.
I look at the time--7:03pm--and then mute the TV. Listening for sounds of movement in the next room. I hear none. I stand up, and reach for the glass and press it against the wall. Silence. They've probably gone down for drinks. I can't help but feel disappointed that I didn't know she was leaving the room.
Then I notice my phone, on the table. With my remote controlled panty vibe next to it. And a note underneath.
"Didn't want to wake you. You needed the rest. Put this on and come sit at the bar? Pretend we haven't met. I have the remote ;)."