You don't want our nawteeness to become boring so decide to spice it up. There's a new adult shop in a nearby town, and we're both virgin to the experience. I know the lingerie in my favourite stores, my brands and comforts intimately, but suddenly I'm in a new world of risque wear. Muted lighting barely softens the shock of crotchless and peephole, siding with unfamiliar basques and suspenders - some sexy, others crude. The privacy of what we only dare with each other seems starkly open here, a shopping list of lusty labels and obscene offers - yours for only £9.99.
You hold up a short sheer see-thru slip of a babydoll. It would be kinda cute in a male fantasy way, and I don't object to being yours but do you have to flash it round so? Other shoppers in the dark glance quickly, not wanting to see or be seen, and I hope the red lighting hides my blush.
Revelling in the lingerie you pick out panties and stockings, strangely intruding my once personal world of intimate wear. A young stick-insect slip of a woman with unrealistically large boobs almost hanging out of a plunging neckline appears from the hangers and enquiries in practiced-to boredom fashion,
"Would madam like to try before you buy?"
No, madam would fucking not
, my thoughts almost scream as I smile meekly it's not really my colour. Or, I think, my size, style,
fukitfukitfukit
, not even my fantasy. Stick'n'boob woman politely gestures to a 'his'n'hers' changing room should I change my mind, totters off in way-too-hi heels, showing more bum cleavage the mini-skirt has obviously given up trying to cover.
Tart
. Your eyes wonder after her.
Sigh