Blowjob Class
by Pan
"Please Mom, drive faster. Please!"
"Celeste, darling, you need to calm down."
"Mom, you're - oh my god, what are you
doing
?"
"It's called a red light, darling."
"It was amber!"
"Well, it's red now. What on earth has gotten you so worked up?"
Celeste looked at her mother, but bit her tongue instead of answering the question. She...she couldn't tell her mother what her concern was.
She didn't know why; she just knew she couldn't.
"I just don't want to be late," she mumbled.
"Well, we'll get there when we get there. But if we speed and run red lights, we might not get there at all."
"Good," Celeste muttered, and her mother pretended not to have heard her.
"Ah, Celeste..."
As soon as she'd walked inside the building, Celeste had known that she was too late.
A part of her had considered running outside, fleeing the school grounds and playing truant.
But she knew that wasn't an option. She didn't know why; she just knew it wasn't.
The minute hand on the large school clock may as well have been the Grim Reaper's scythe. Except it wasn't death that awaited her at the end of its slow arc.
Worse.
She was about to commit social suicide.
"Hello, Ms Thompson," the eighteen-year old muttered. She wished she was somewhere else.
Anywhere
else.
But instead, here she was. First period.
Blowjob Class.
"We've already paired off," Ms Thompson tutted. "But that's absolutely fine. I'm going to put you with Artie here."
"Can't I go with..."
She trailed off. Once upon a time, she'd been known for her caustic wit. But ever since the new principal had arrived, Celeste hadn't been able to talk back to teachers.
She didn't know why she couldn't; she just knew she couldn't.
And so instead, Celeste nodded.
She didn't hate Blowjob Class. Her boyfriend John was in the class with her, and it had been nice being able to experiment with him in a safe environment. Outside of class they'd barely progressed past making out. She'd gotten topless in front of him a few times, and enjoyed the shivers of pleasure as he'd sucked on her teenage nipples, but they'd gone no further than that.
And so Blowjob Class had been a nice way to share intimate moments without pressure, without the risk of being branded a slut. She'd enjoyed learning the skills, too.
As well as that, Celeste had been surprised to discover...she just enjoyed giving head.
It wasn't something she'd admitted to anyone: not John, not her best friend Katy, no one. But of all the new principal's odd changes to the school, Blowjob Class was secretly the one that she most loved.
She glanced over to see who John was paired with, and her heart sank.
Katy.
She knew that Katy had a crush on her boyfriend. Everyone knew that. And Celeste couldn't deny the slight thrill she got from that fact.
Celeste genuinely loved Katy; they'd been best friends since grade school. But there had always been an unspoken competition between them.
A competition that Celeste often won. She'd been the first of the pair to need a bra, the first to kiss a boy, and when she'd bagged the hottest guy in the school, the one Katy had a crush on, she felt like she'd cemented her victory.
Now her best friend was going to suck her boyfriend's cock. Only in class, sure, but still...
What if she was better at it than Celeste was?
The young woman's stomach tightened at the thought. She wanted to call Ms Thompson over, tell her she wasn't feeling well, see if she could be excused...
But she couldn't lie to her teacher. Celeste didn't know why she couldn't; just that she couldn't.
Why had her mother been late? Normally it wouldn't matter, but on the day of Blowjob Class? If you weren't there when everyone was choosing partners, you got stuck with...
The teenage girl sighed as Artie clomped towards her.
She was sure he was a nice enough boy. Celeste wasn't a bully. Ever since the new principal had arrived, bullying had become a thing of the past. No one even spoke of it, it had just disappeared overnight.
No one knew why bullying had so suddenly died out; just that it had.
A few years ago, perhaps Artie would have been the victim of a sarcastic comment or three from Celeste, but not since the new principal had arrived. Now, she found herself smiling politely at the overweight boy.
He smiled back, before redirecting his gaze at her chest. The new school uniform was quite generous with how much cleavage it exposed. Another change that Celeste had quite enjoyed, up until now.
She didn't do anything to discourage her classmate's gaze. Instead, she pulled her shoulders back, and made sure he had plenty to look at, as had become her habit. She didn't know why she'd started doing that; just that she had.
"Now," Ms Thompson said firmly. "Today, we're going to be starting with foreplay. Everyone, can you...yes, Michael?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I'm confused. I thought blowjobs
were
foreplay."
"To some, Michael, yes, but that's outdated thinking. For some couples - particularly LGBT couples - blowjobs are considered the 'main event', in a sense. And even if a couple typically has PIV intercourse, a night dedicated only to giving head can be a nice way to vary things up a bit. Does that make sense?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Any other questions, before we begin? Hodgeson?"
"Excuse me, ma'am, but how can lesbians have a blowjob night?"
"What?"
"You said LGBT. The L is for Lesbian."
Ms Thompson sighed, and Celeste had to bite her lip. It was exactly the kind of question an unruly student might have asked to throw off the class, but that wasn't an option since the new principal had started. No one knew why it wasn't; just that it wasn't.
The entire class was beginning to giggle now. If he wasn't asking the question just to troll the teacher, that meant Hodgeson was serious.
And since a student had a serious question, Celeste knew that Ms Thompson would have to answer it to the best of her ability. She didn't know why that was the case; she just knew that it was.
"Perhaps one of the lesbians is trans," Ms Thompson replied, after a few moments of thought. "Or maybe they're lesbian, but...I don't know, on blowjob night they have sex with a man."
"Wouldn't they be bisexual then, ma'am?" Katy offered helpfully.
"You can identify as a lesbian and still enjoy bisexual experiences," Ms Thompson continued. "The lesbian identifier is often used to refer to one's romantic preferences. Now, unless there are any other questions..."
Her pause was so short that the students immediately realized that she wasn't sincerely seeking questions.
"...we should begin!" the teacher continued, clapping her hands authoritatively.
Celeste turned uneasily to her blowjob partner. She'd been so preoccupied with the pairing of Katy and John, she hadn't put serious thought into what was about to happen.
Over the next forty-five minutes, she was going to practice foreplay with Artie, the fat kid who wore glasses glasses. He was about half a foot shorter than her, with thick greasy hair. Where the girls' school uniform introduced by the principal had been quite flattering, the boy's uniform was...not.
Celeste thought her boyfriend managed to wear it with style, but the credit for that lay on her boyfriend's shoulders, not the uniform's.
It was as though the girls' uniform had been quite carefully, lovingly designed, while the boy's uniform had been nothing more than an afterthought. Girls wore a white, cleavage-sharing blouse, and the grey pleated skirt flattered all but the most rotund of female forms.
But Celeste knew that she would not gain weight, and if she did, she'd work hard to lose it again. She didn't know why she'd do that; just that she would.
Apparently the boys of the school felt no such obligation.
The bottom two buttons of Artie's shirt were unbuttoned, revealing the bulge of a hairy stomach. The pants were a dull grey, and the button-up shirt, tie, and blazer were flattering for only a very limited range of body-types, of which Artie's was not one. The blazer looked like it was half a size too small, and the pants were not designed for someone of his weight.
Masking her shudder, the young woman tuned back into the teacher's instructions.
"...with which you're all familiar, but just to be sure, we'll spend the first few minutes of the lesson on that. I'll come around and give tips as appropriate."
Celeste felt like there was nothing "appropriate" about making out with someone other than her boyfriend - even if it was educational - but she knew that complaining about that now would be the height of hypocrisy, considering how vocally she'd enjoyed the previous eight weeks of Blowjob Class.