Bleached Blonde Latinas vs the Boner Boys - Ch. 03
On the way to the spa, of which she now part-owner, Jane said to Jinmin, "I think it's men's day today. You might see a lot of fat, ugly men with tiny dicks. Just avert your eyes, and hope that it doesn't scar you for life." Jane asked to be shown around, and Eva didn't dare tell her that it was men's day. Jinmin held down the front desk while her former high-school classmate, the tall, willowy, and very blonde Eva, led her around.
"Is that your natural hair color?" Regardless of the answer, there was a lot of room for it to get blonder, which was the way she was evaluating women nowadays. Eva had filled out since Jane last saw her. Still only nineteen, she radiated youthful innocence with a touch of
savior faire
. In other words, va-va-va-voom! The Empress of porn thought she looked voluptuous, but wondered about her slut quotient. What she needed was a trustworthy penis for confirmation, but Jovi was busy. They peered into the locker room, the sauna, and jacuzzi, but couldn't find him. On their way to the swimming pool they saw the backside of a young man. "I know that butt," Jane said. "Mister Beatoffski," I presume.
Startled, Herman turned around abruptly, saw Jane, and simply said: "you got me."
She extended him an olive branch. Donkey was using the facility next week, and he could hang out if he wanted to, but "you got to stand near me at all times. When I yell your name I want you right there. You can't be dicking around, like you usually do; c
apeesh?"
Herman nodded. "And speaking of dicks, yours needs to be caged at all times, and I'll hold the key." It felt like a reprieve, despite the harsh terms. The clamp would suck, but he would do almost anything to be at the video shoots. Think of all the jerking material? A fitting reward for all the hard work he put into the website. "And Olivia wants you there too."
"She'll be there too?" This was turning out to be a good day.
"How come you're not clamped? Isn't that the policy?"
"Only on ladies day. The men like it better this way."
"How's business?"
"About two or three blowjobs a day." There was a small room adjacent to Pete's office that had a small cot and a sink in it, and this had become Herman's office.
"So you're a whore," said Jane.
"Pete says I'm providing a service. With the women I work for tips only; for the men there's a price-list, otherwise I'd never get any rest. And the women only want me to jerk-off."
"Right in your wheelhouse," she noted.
Herman smirked. "There are worse things than getting paid to jerk-off."
"How true. Peek-Freak; that's the best you could do?
"What would you suggest," he asked?
"I don' tknow, how about Panty-Perv?"
"Good choice; maybe I'll use it as my next alias."
"You're really doing some good shit on the website. I'm serious."
"You're not mad about your photos, are you? Someone emailed me saying you wanted them taken down."
"Really? The only person who knew was...wait, what's their login?" Herman couldn't remember and said he'd look into it, but Jane knew it had to be Jovi. So mister cuddly-cute had created an account and joined in the conversation...
Jane departed in typical fashion. "Too bad Eva's wearing shorts, huh?"
"They're white!"
"Jesus Christ," Jane said to Eva. "You wearing white underpants?" She nodded. "Shit, the little bugger doesn't miss a trick."
"And so are yours," he added, "with some colored dots, or something,"
"Motherfucker! How the fuck..."
"There's a mirror behind you."
****
Olivia and Jovi made their
Soapland
debuts on the same day, and they would appear in the same episode. Miss Tanaka immediately fell in love with Olivia and her big tits. For some reason, the show had a hard time casting the second female masseuse. Arlene was firmly entrenched as number one, but she had small boobs, so the show was consumed with having a large-breasted woman, but no matter who they hired, they never seemed to last. Angelique was the latest to flame-out, and Miss Tanaka saw Olivia as a possible successor. She looked like the sort of person who always came to work in a good mood, which would be a nice contrast to the bitchy Angelique. Connie relied a lot on customer feedback, and if enough perverts masturbated to Olivia, and admitted to it when polled, the pendulum would swing in her favor.
Miss Tanaka asked if she had any dos and don'ts. She was cast opposite Big Tony, who was standing nearby, and after visually devouring the ginormous black, curved pendulum, she said: "Captain Hook can do anything he wants." Olivia thought he was already boned, but a closer inspection left her in doubt. It was an angry-looking penis, she'd later say.
Maybe Tony was too jaded, seeing how much pussy he rummaged through on a regular basis, but he treated his new customer as just another woman; nothing special. No "eureka" moment, when his cock sprouted wings at the sight of the tasty treat that lay before him, or drool coming from his mouth in preparation of sucking on those succulent hooters. He and Miss Tanaka began to fill her in, but she interrupted them and said: "surprise me."
The former Mister Nude America massaged her buttocks in a very workmanlike manner, turned her over, and kneaded her breasts in the same way. It was standard stuff, which came as a disappointment, because Olivia was hoping he'd get rough. How about slapping that big pecker of yours across my face, her demeanor suggested, or pull my hair back and force it down my throat. But Tony remained on his best behavior, and Olivia occupied herself by focusing on the hook. He's 'William-lite', she texted Jane, who replied that he was more like William-heavy. But nobody could replace William in Olivia's eyes, and even if Tony's dong was larger, along with his muscles, she'd always be on Team William.
Tony was a good masseuse, not just in a sexual way, but in a workout-addict way. "I could get used to this," she purred, her final words before falling deep into thought, relaxing and enjoying the moment. Tony eventually found his way down to her girlie parts. "How about letting me work on you," she asked?
Between new episodes and re-runs,
Soapland
appeared seven days a week on networks all across. As it got more successful it got more corporate, and as it got more corporate it got more mainstream. Miss Tanaka wasn't about to do anything too controversial, but it wasn't too quirky, or too much of a stretch, to go from cunnilingus to sixty-nine, and Tony grunted in satisfaction once his money-maker experienced the warm slipperiness of Olivia's mouth. He was in the top position, and his cock was so lengthy that she barely had to lift her head to get it into her mouth. It was challenging to get him stiff, but when your cock's measured in double-digits, hard and soft become almost one and the same. But she did make progress, and sensed a breakthrough - holy crap, what a breakthrough!
The thing had taken on another dimension. Olivia could forget everything she thought she knew about firm and flaccid being one and the same, because when Tony got a hard-on there was no mistaking it, no ambiguity, and wow, look at the way his thing is bent! "Now
this
is a boner," she exulted, more to herself than anyone else, manipulating it so that the penis-tip faced her directly, increasing the odds for a scene-stealing facial.
When Tony came, he came like a pro; no gratuitous yelps or spasms, leaving the heavy lifting to Olivia, who squeezed out every last drop. She wished she had more material to work with, but Tony wasn't a cum-blaster, a result of what he said was "too much activity."