The more they thought about it the more they laughed, although to be fair, Jane was laughing more than James. He only had time to grab his clothes and run, seeing that was what Jane had done.
"Why did you run out, he asked?"
"I don't know, I panicked. What can I say?" Jane thought it was hilarious that James had followed her out of the building and into her car, carrying his clothes in his arms. He started to get dressed as she pulled out of the parking lot.
"Don't. Stay naked. At least until we get home." As an inducement, Jane spread her legs so that James might have a better glimpse of her white panties.
"If you try anything, "he said, "I swear, I'll rip your dress right off and you'll be naked too."
"This is a real turn-on," she said, excitedly. She looked over at James. "I think your cock agrees."
"There better be a payoff."
"There will be." After a minute or so, she mused: "I guess I won't be seeing my mother again for a while."
"Just be glad we didn't get arrested," said James. "I thought the Principal was going to call the police." James would have a hard time explaining that one to the Captain.
"Did you see the look on Veronica's face? We could have signed her up for a Donkey video there and then. And what about her mother, the one with the thunder thighs? Too bad she never got to give you the nudist handshake. She would have fucked you on the spot you had you let her. And boy, is my mother going to kill me."
"Just tell her the truth."
"The truth? That you're not gay, you're not a nudist, and you're not shy? That you're just a sick degenerate who likes to jerk off for strangers? Is that the truth you're talking about?"
"Well, at least we agree on one thing, James said. "It was a real turn-on." He began to massage his cock."
"Can't you fucking wait?"
"That's a fine thing to say, seeing that got me into this mess. But you're right, your mother is going to kill you."
"I'll figure out a way to blame it all on you."
"I'm sure you will."
"We should do something crazy," Jane suggested. "I don't know, like a real-life Donkey situation...I'm getting horny." She looked again at James' appendage. I think your other half agrees."
"Jane, I have a better idea, one that won't get us arrested. Let's do another wardrobe malfunction."
"Let's go down to Black's beach!"
"Where's that?"
"You never heard of Black's beach? It's in Orange County. It's a nude beach, except most of the girls' wear bathing suits and only the guys get naked...Oh shit, I can't go; Mandy's coming over.
"That's right, the script. What is an elephant walk anyway?
Jane smiled. "Have you ever seen a herd of elephants when they walk? The go single file, and the elephants use their trunk to grab onto the tail of the one in front of them. So what we're gonna do..."
"Yeah, I get it."
"But we need big penises to pull it off. We got you, Roland, Dan..."
"Do you love Dan?"
"Why James, you're not jealous, are you?"
"Maybe just a little."
"Dan is a good fuck...no, make that a great fuck. Does that answer your question?"
They pulled into Jane's parking spot. "This is what we'll do," she said.
"No, this is what we'll do," interrupted James. "Tuck your dress into your panties like before. Then we'll go up to your apartment. I'll carry my clothes. If anyone sees us, they see us. You live here, not me. The risk is all yours."
As they got out of the car James reached for her zipper and lowered it down to her waist. "Now we can go."
"If my neighbors see me..."
"They'll think you're a pervert...like me."
Once inside her apartment, two caged animals in heat could not have been quicker to satisfy their sexual cravings. Jane led James to the balcony, sat him down on the lounge chair, removed her panties and straddled him, lowering herself onto his erect cock, which was sticking straight up. With her legs on the ground, she used her stomach and hip muscles to lift and lower herself, massaging his penis with the inside of her womanhood. It didn't take long for him to cum, Jane allowing his semen to splash inside of her, as she was manically bouncing up and down on his long shaft with no intention of releasing it from her grip.
"Don't get soft on me now," she said. James stood up; he needed better leverage, so with his arms wrapped around her, and her vagina still wrapped around his cock, he carried her into the bedroom, dropped her on the bed and began lick her vagina, sticking his tongue inside. He could taste his own semen as well as her secretions. Jane began to moan.
"Enough of this warm-up shit," she purred. "Stick it in. It's your turn to do the heavy lifting."
James pumped and pounded with all of his might. Jane's writhing found a workable rhythm with James' thrusting. His cock tingled. He hadn't a lot of experiences with vaginas, but Jane's made his penis feel like it was being vacuumed. His shaft tightened while his cock-head felt like it was getting an air massage. It was an electrifying feeling. James was grunting louder.
"Don't cum yet," she insisted. "Pleasure me!"
James remembered his lesson from the other day. He still pumped hard, but by slowing down his rhythm he managed to delay his orgasm. His cock felt slippery. It glided through her orifice effortlessly. It was in a good place. Jane was moaning. Whatever it was she was saying he couldn't translate, but it sounded like she was in a good place too. Many minutes later he felt the overpowering sensation of an ejaculation, and he couldn't delay it any longer. He removed his penis and stroked himself to fruition; his cum splattering on the purple dress that Jane still wore. She wasn't too happy about that, and later complained that she was now going to have to dry clean her new dress, or her old, new dress. Jane really liked retro clothes. When asked why, she would say in all honesty that the 1970's dresses were constructed differently, that it was easier to have the hem blow up and have your underwear exposed. To hear her explain it, she didn't expose herself on purpose, but rather 'accidentally on purpose'; there was a difference.
They lay in silence for a few minutes. "How was I", he asked?"
"You're getting better. But you need more practice."
That was what James wanted to hear, he reached for her, but she resisted.
"Don't paw me, "she said. "You need practice with other women."
"But. But..."
"I like sex on my terms. I decide where and when."
James was confused and, to be honest, a little hurt. Did she talk to Dan that way? Jane was a conundrum, wrapped inside of a puzzle that was wrapped inside a riddle, or however that saying went.
The doorbell rang. "Shit, that's Mandy. I'm going to get cleaned up. Let her in, will you?"
James went to the front door. He needed to get cleaned up too. His cock was wet and sticky, his body damp with perspiration, but he was barely cognizant of it. He was still trying to digest what Jane had said to him. He was so used to be naked that he opened the door not even thinking about his nude state.
"Wow, James! What a greeting."
"Oh my God. Mandy!" He instinctively covered his genitals with his hands.
Mandy pushed him out of the way and went inside. Following her were two people. One was Stacy, Mandy's best friend, and the other was a man who called himself Wilson. Mandy introduced them. James didn't mind being naked in front of Mandy; she had already seen him that way, and in fact had given him a blowjob just a few days ago, but it took some getting used to when it came to her friends.
It was difficult to say who enjoyed seeing James naked the most. Stacy joyfully eyeballed his thick, veined shaft with the mushroom cock-head that hung down like a giant bell. Wilson did too. Wilson was an art student. But that wasn't all. If you looked up the word, homosexual, in the dictionary there would be a picture of Wilson. He fit the stereotype of a flamboyant, limp-wristed gay. James suddenly felt ashamed about his nakedness.
"I have to go get cleaned up," he said. "Why don't you sit down and relax for a minute?"
"Where's Jane," asked Mandy?
"She's taking a shower. I need one too."