Not my usual level of steam in this story, so I'm not expecting hundreds of 5-star ratings, but be gentle with me. This is merely a link between the raucous events at the impromptu party and the eye opening evening at the Witches' house. That story should be with you soon. Happy reading.
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My eyes flickered open to a view of the ceiling, bright from the morning daylight invading through the window. The penetrating brightness hurt, so I had to close my eyes again. This repeated for several minutes until I became accustomed to the anti-darkness. Eyes now mostly open, I began inspecting cracks in the ceiling.
Feeling around the bed, I realised I was alone. Jay must have got up already. My mouth felt like the bottom of a budgie's cage, as my mother used to say. Coffee! I need coffee, I told myself as my eyes closed against the light again. One leg crept out of the bed and a foot touch the floor and flattened onto the carpet. Turning onto my side as the other leg joined it, I raised myself on one elbow and tried to open my eyes. The brighter light hurtling through the window made the task impossible, so I pushed myself into a sitting position, all covers sliding off into a bundle in the middle of the bed. I stared at the floor while I forced my eyelids to obey me. Jay must have opened the widow for some fresh air as I felt a breeze cool my naked skin. Pushing down on my knees, I attempted to stand while ordering my eyes to stay open. As my head came up, I spotted a wide pair of eyes staring at me from the settee.
"Fucking hell!" I screamed as I dived back into the bed in a fraction of the time it took me to stand out from it. "What the fuck! You could have warned me!"
Benny's eyes looked puzzled, to match the rest of his face. "You didn't seem to mind last night."
As I was about to reply, the door opened and Jay entered, carrying three full cups in his two hands. "Did I just hear you calling?"
"Yes. He was staring at me getting out of bed." I pointed towards Benny while holding the sheet to my chin.
"And?" Jay said. "Where's the problem? You were flashing fanny to everyone last night." He put a coffee down by Benny.
"What?"
"You did a strip to show Lisa how it's done."
"I what?"
He put a coffee down by me. "Well, not really a strip. You just opened your dress so wide it was as good as a strip. And you had no knickers or bra on."
"Fuck! No!"
"Fuck, yes. And then, when everyone had gone, you were parading around the house completely stark naked."
I hunted for my dressing gown. "You're taking the piss, Jay. I wouldn't..."
"Oh, yes, you would."
I spotted the dressing gown and pointed at it. "Could you pass me that?" Jay obliged, and I struggled to retain my dignity as I pulled it on. The inside rasped against my side like sandpaper. "Jesus! What the fuck..." I felt inside. The previously soft fleecy inside had turned to harsh spikes.
"I think you might have cleaned yourself on that after we..." Jay cast a look at Benny and turned to face me. Making a circle with his thumb and forefinger, he jerked his other forefinger in and out of it.
"Oh! I see."
I leaned across to pick up my coffee. It was cool enough to swallow down in seconds, after which I stepped out of the bed, making sure I was well and truly covered, and collected a toothbrush from a drawer. Jay was swigging his coffee as I walked through the door. No sooner had I locked the door than a tapping sounded.
"San." It was Jay calling through the door. I unlocked it to let him in. He locked it again. "You really don't remember?"
"I'm beginning to." I sat on the toilet and emptied my bursting bladder. There was nothing sexy about this; it was purely functional. "Did I really embarrass myself?"
"Are you embarrassed?"
"A bit?"
"Well, yes then."
"What else did I do?"
"If you really can't remember, then you probably don't want to know."
"I'm in no mood for fucking games, Jay. My head's pounding, I'm shaking when I stand up, my mouth's like the bottom of a bird cage..."
"Well, you did have a cockatoo in it."
"What?" By this time I had dried and tied the stiff, raspy gown around me.
"A Joke, San. A joke."
"No mood. Tell me."
"Well, the thing you might wish to ponder..."
"Stop being a pompous twat, Jay! Just tell me straight!"
"Alright. After we'd all gone to bed, we shagged like bunnies."
"It wouldn't be the first time we've shagged in the same room as someone else in the d..."
"It wasn't. The little light was on."
I giggled as I pushed Jay out of the way of the hand basin. "Oh shit!" I brushed my teeth with just the wet toothbrush; I hadn't brought toothpaste up.
"You pushed all the covers off to make sure we gave our guest a good show."
"Fuck!" I spat, literally.
"Oh, yes! We did! And Benny must have seen every detail."
My face was. burning by this point.
"Oh, my! Miss Terry," Jay said in an affected Jane Austen manner. "I do believe you are blushing."
"Fuck off."
"And you knew he was watching when you got up to go for a pee." I cocked my head, puzzled. "Naked!"
"Shit! Did anyone else in the house see me naked?"
"Not on your trip to the toilet."
"What do you..?"
"You're little strip is another matter. Almost everyone in that room had a chance to ogle your glory."
"Not, Steph and Little Dave?" I sat on the bath.
"They may have missed the best view. Big Dave, however..."
I buried my head in my hands. "No!"
"Yes. And Storm, Julie, Derek, Peter G."
"I'm going to die!"
"Wait. Suzie from upstairs, and..." Jay paused for effect.
"Not Dennis. He didn't see..."
"Yes, he did. And I think he thoroughly enjoyed it."
"I'll never be able to look him in the eye again."
"Oh, I don't think he'll ever be looking at your eyes again! And the others that I don't know the names of."
"Whose names I do not know."
"I don't think you should be correcting my grammar right now. Although, top marks for being able to right now."
"Can I ever work in that pub again?"
"You might find the tips improving."
"I am so embarrassed." I stood up to wash. Filling up the basin, I swilled my face. No bloody towel again, so I pulled up the bottom of my dressing gown and scratched my face with the only outside bit that had dried Jay juice on it.
"Oh, I forgot one thing you might want to know right now."
"I didn't do worse that any of that, did I?"
"Depends on your point of view."
"Tell me."
"When you thought I was fast asleep, you walked across to Benny, naked, of course."
"Dear God!"
"And gave him a hand job."
I let out a yelp. "No! No, No!" I didn't think it was possible, but my face became hotter still.
"Yes. Yes, yes. I think it might have been his first ever. I think he's the only eighteen-year-old virgin I've ever met."
"Really? What about..."
"Apart from me, but that doesn't count."
"I need to talk to him before he goes. Tell him to keep his mouth shut."
"Bit late there. With all the flirting you did, and the stripping."
"Why the shit did I..?" I stopped myself. "Oh, I remember. That little child stripped off in front of you."
"She was eighteen at Christmas, San."
"Well. She acted like a child."
"She was quite entertaining, though."
"I'm sure she was. I'm sure you all had stiffies like jousting poles." Then I remembered Big Dave with his hands in his pockets, and Jay straining the denim. "Oh, yes. I remember seeing them all."
"That must have been nice for you."
"Hardly. One thing I do remember is my anger at Lisa for calling my bluff."
"How's that?"
"I warned her off you and any of the other attached men."
"That's a bit possessive."
"Erm, protective. I'd said that you wouldn't shag her if she stripped naked in front of you and opened up her legs."
"Oh. So she called your bluff?
"Listen. Gotta to grab Benny and have some headache pills."
As I walked out onto the mezzanine landing, our now fully dressed guest was closing our door. He looked up. "Thanks for last night." Was that a smug grin I detected? "I'd better be off now."
"I'll show you out."
"That's okay..."
"No. Really, Benjie."
He'd already started down the stairs when I reached our landing, so I hurried after him. "I said I'd see you out."
We reached the front door. "You look all red," he observed.
"Well, Jay just told me what I'd been up to last night." I opened the vestibule door.
"Oh yes. Fun night."
The outer door was open. I held his arm and turned him towards me such that he had no option but to lean against the wall. Reaching up, I held his young cheek. A worried look formed on his face.
"Listen Benjie. Did you enjoy last night?" I was sweet, almost seductive.
"Yes. I did. It was," he hesitated, searching for words. "Wonderful."
"Good." I leaned in and pulled his head down towards mine. "As nice as it was," my other hand slid down his torso, "If you tell another soul what happened after everyone had gone," I held his crotch in my hand, "I will sever these from your body and shove them down your throat. Okay?"
He nodded. He spoke as I let go. "There's no need to threaten. I wouldn't tell a soul, anyway."
"Oh? Are you ashamed?"
"No. I... I just..."
"Fuck off! I'm kidding. Go home." I shoved him through the door. As he got near the gate, I called, "Oh, Benjie." He turned, seemingly liking the bastardisation of his name. I drew an imaginary zip across my lips. He mirrored my gesture and waved as he disappeared in front of the privet hedge.
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"Oh, yeah. I missed a couple of things about Saturday." Jay was driving us to my parents' house and, from there, we were going to go to his parents. The two old codgers that brought Jay up wanted to see me as well, being as it was my birthday the following day.
"Like what?"
"Oh," he paused for dramatic effect. Bastard! "Like, erm, giving Larry the blow job of his life."
"Oh, fuck. Yeah. I can remember some of that. And I think he gave me the best org... or, I mean, a really good oral treatment."
"Sandra! Really. You were going to say the best orgasm of your life."
"I was not! I was joking. No one can match you, my darling." I stroked his arm, the only safe thing I could do while he was driving. "We need to stop at a phone box."
"Why?"
"I've got to ring Larry."
"What for?"
"I've got to tell him to keep his mouth shut."
"Do you even have his number?"
"No, but Dave Carling has."
"Big Dave?" Jay did not seem happy for me to ring him.