"As a point of fact, you three could never be good gamblers," I said in a somewhat flippant manner.
"Dave, you are so full of bullshit, it's coming out your ears," responded Amy as she glared at me.
I didn't come to their apartment looking for a fight. In fact, I wasn't planning to see them at all, but I had bumped into Janet at the front door; she was struggling to hold two bags of groceries while trying to find her keys. I've always liked Janet since she moved into the apartment last fall. She had an easy smile, a very nice body measuring about five foot eight inches tall, beautiful breasts from what I could see, and deep brown eyes that I seemed to get lost in every time she looked at me.
We were attending the nearby university and this was one of many off-campus student apartments. I was on the third floor in a ten foot by ten foot room, Murphy bed, small table and counter for my hot plate, and a minuscule bathroom with shower. It wasn't much; it was cheap.
A week after I moved in the three women arrived. I met Janet first, gazed into those brown eyes and immediately volunteered to help them. Mary Beth introduced herself to me with a giggle. She was five foot six inches or so; thin with nice but small breasts, an exceptional ass, blue eyes and red hair.
Finally Janet introduced me to Amy. She was the same height as Mary Beth, but much bigger breasts, blue eyes and blond hair. We looked at each other and it was instant dislike. She was a bitchy rich kid to me, and sensing my feelings, she never missed an opportunity to challenge anything I said.
I ignored Amy for the rest of that day as the four of us emptied three packed cars. Their second floor apartment put mine to shame--two bedrooms, a large bathroom with tub and shower, and a small family room and kitchen combination. One wall had a wide expanse of windows looking out over the park across the street. A gas-fired, artificial corner fireplace made the family area comfortable.
Amy and Mary Beth had decided to share the very large bedroom that had two queen-size beds, end tables, closets and a nice sitting area. Janet had a much smaller bedroom to herself.
They had also put a twin bed in the family room and covered it with a multitude of colorful pillows to make it appear to be a couch. If one of their girlfriends stayed over, the couch became a bed.
My thoughts were interrupted as Amy continued, "You are always full of shit when you try to put us down like that."
"Amy," I replied, "I'm sorry you took that the wrong way. You know I play poker at least five times a week, and the money I win is how I'm putting myself through school. So I think you have to give me a little credit when I say you could never be good gamblers."
Amy sputtered, "You jerk; do you..."
Janet interrupted, trying to calm things down and asked me, "But why couldn't any of us be good gamblers? Two of us are math majors and Mary Beth is an econ major, so we aren't dumb."
"Janet, being smart is only a very small part of being a good gambler. For example, I read that all professional golfers are within 90 percent of each other in physical ability. However, it is the mental part of the game that determines the champion in golf. Many professionals could put an eight foot putt in the hole ten out of ten times, but if that putt is worth $400,000 and the crowd is staring at them, all but the true champions often miss.
"Gamblers are the same way; they must be willing to put everything on the line—their money, their reputation, their soul—in a high stakes game. If they can't go to the limit, and many gamblers cannot, they will never be a good gambler. They quit or make critical errors at the worst time; they flinch."
"Any of us could put it all on the line," challenged Amy.
"Put what on the line Amy?" I fired back. "None of you play competitive sports so you haven't experienced the thrill and agony of winning and losing. You're all well off with your three cars and nice clothes, so putting money on the line is probably not even stressful.
"The real test of the gambler is whether he or she can risk the biggest pain or the highest stress in order to win...there is no pain or stress that I can think of that would be a challenge—to see if you would play or walk away."
The room was quiet as they thought about what I had said.
Janet finally said with a grin, "Well I guess you are accusing us of all talk, but no action. Is that it?"
Mary Beth finally spoke up and giggled at me, "So even you—the master gambler—can't come up with a test which would prove that we could be good gamblers?"
Actually, I had thought of a way of pushing these three to the limit, but I knew my idea would never fly. Yet Amy had gotten to me once again and I wanted to goad her some more, so I thought to myself, "Why not give it a try...at least it's bound to get a reaction."
I looked at Amy and asked, "If I thought of a stressful game and you refused to play, would you accept that as proof you could never be a good gambler?"
"Obviously, it depends on the game, asshole," she spit out.
"Well what if the rules are that you can quit at any time if it gets too stressful? Then would you agree to play to see if you have the gambler's spirit?"
"Well that would be better, but what if one of us quits?" Amy asked.
I replied, "A gambler quits when he's broke. If one quits in the middle of a game, then I guess you aren't a gambler."
Mary Beth said, "Well you accused us of all talk and no action. So tell us about your game."
Thinking quickly I said, "The point is that the game has to put you under a great deal of stress, and losing has to be painful. And you have to have the option of quitting at any time. So here it is. I will be the dealer in a blackjack game; you three will be the players. You will play until there is only person who has chips left."
I saw Janet perk up as she anticipated where I was going. I thought I saw a quick, impish grin on her face.
Mary Beth said, "But you already said that playing for money wouldn't put that much stress on us. So how can this game be a good test?"
I answered, "Mary Beth, what if the chips you used could only be purchased by clothes—your clothes. Do you think that would be stressful?"
Mary Beth blushed and Amy shouted, "No way, jerk. You're not going to watch us play strip blackjack."
"Amy," I replied, "You just proved my point. I suggested a highly stressful game. Further, you could quit at any time, and yet, you won't even start the game. Does that sound to you like a gambler?"
Janet laughed and said, "I think he's got you Amy. We wimp out before we even start. We aren't gamblers."
Janet looked at me and asked, "Just out of curiosity, the two losers would end up naked, what's the prize for the winner?"
My mind went blank for a second and then I thought, "I'm going to push this to the brink. It isn't going anywhere, but at least I'll get another blush out of Mary Beth, and probably piss off Amy even more."
I winked at Janet and answered, "Why the winner will sit down and watch the two losers have a slow five-minute sensual dance together."
Mary Beth was blushing, Amy was absolutely fuming and Janet was quietly laughing. I must admit I was quite pleased with myself. These weren't bad people but every now and then it's nice for the poor to jab it to the not-so-poor.
I was absolutely shocked when Janet said, "I think your gambling test makes sense. I'm in if Mary Beth and Amy play."
Amy asked, "Would you play Dave and if not, why do we need you?"
"Amy, I'm a gambler already. It would be silly to prove something to myself that I already know. You need me here because without me it is just a silly little game. You three have probably seen each other naked any number of times living together. My being here changes that—it puts the ultimate stress in the game."
Mary Beth surprised me when she turned to Amy and said, "I'll play. At least I'll start and if I can't take it, I'll quit."
Janet asked, "Amy?"
"What?"
"You started this conversation. Dave suggested a way for us to prove that we have the mental toughness to be good gamblers. As long as we start the game and don't quit, we will prove Dave wrong...even the losers, if they play to the end, will prove Dave wrong. Why not?"