I feel like my day is one of those things you read about in the old porn mag's letters page. Remember those? Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me, but...
I deliver parcels to businesses for FedEx. I've been doing it for a while and have a pretty set route with customers who I generally like. I was delivering to one of my offices and expecting to possibly interact with their new-ish mail room guy. I have a key for their mail room and I generally let myself in and drop stuff off as it's not like he just sits there all day waiting to see me.
The door was locked, so I let myself in. I was surprised to see Philip sitting at the desk as when the door's locked, it's because he's away. Oh and because he'd moved on.
Anyway, he said "hey Ben."
"Hey Philip, how are you?"
"I'm good," he said. He looked a little strange.
"I thought you'd left?"
"Promoted," he said, "but they needed me here to cover for a day, so here I am."
"Huh. Where's the new office?"
"Oh, it's on the other side of the freeway. It's a bigger place, and there's a lot more to do. Better chances for advancement, you know."
"Eh, I like things how I like things" I told him. "Routine isn't as bad as some people make it out to be."
"Yeah, well there's a lot of new stuff coming in," he said.
"What are you working on?" I asked him.
"All sorts," he said, "we're trying to lump less urgent loads together between mailing hubs to save money. The shorter delivery times between nodes are fine when necessary, but that gets expensive."
I heard Philip take in a sudden sharp breath, like he'd shocked himself or something.
"You OK?" I asked him.
"Mmm hmmm."
"Ben," Philip said, "you can keep a secret, can't you?"
"Sure can," I told him.
He slid his chair backwards. He was naked from the waist down.
"What the fuck?" I said, probably quite loudly. His dick was hard and I had no idea what he thought he was doing.
"Wait," said Philip, "this isn't the secret."
He was sort of nodding down. He peered under the edge of the desk and I went to see what he was peering at.
There's a cute redhead, Sue, who works in the building - we've talked a couple of times when she's been busy with some urgent shipping stuff, either sending or receiving. She's a fair bit younger than me, but not as young as I think Philip is. It looked to be her, topless and without her skirt on, under his desk.
"Jesus," I said. "Is that Sue?"
"Come on out, sexy," Philip said, "don't be shy."
She crawled out from under the desk and stood up, covering her tits with her hands and looking down at the floor.
"Hi Ben," Sue said.
She was blushing profusely.
"Let him see," Philip said.
She let go of her large tits, her hands by her sides. She was wearing just pantyhose, panties and shoes. And her nipples were pierced, which I hadn't expected, but I guess it takes all types.
"Wow," I said. "Were you sucking him off?"
She nodded.
"Why?"
"I like it," she said. "And I'm pretty sure he likes it."
"Maybe if you're lucky, she'll suck you off too," Philip said.
"I don't think my wife would like that," I said.
"Your wife won't know," said Philip.
"No, but I would."
Sue smiled at me.
"Aren't you married?" I asked her.
"I am."
"What would your husband say if he knew you were carrying on with this boy?"
"He already knows," she said, "he's into it."
"That's... odd."
"It works for us," she said.
"Do you want to watch?" Philip asked.
"Well," I said, "I guess that would be like being at a strip club, and Debbie knows I've done that with the guys."
Debbie and I are very honest with each other about everything. She knows when I go to clubs, and she's not dumb about the sort of things that happen when I've had friends having bachelor parties.
"Or you could take pictures with her phone?"
"Well," I said, "I guess that would be like watching porn, and we do that together."
We do watch porn together. It gets us both in the mood for a good humping.
"My husband likes to look at pictures of me," Sue said. "Well, when he can't watch me in the flesh, that is."
Interesting... he watched other guys fuck his wife? Philip handed me a phone.
"Just a sec," Sue said, taking it.
She pulled us around and had us stand either side of her, then took a selfie. She was topless and we were, well, looked dressed.