"Who's that lovely piece of femininity?" I asked my friend Scott, pointing across the campus.
He shaded his eyes. "The redhead or the blonde?" he asked in return.
"The drop-dead gorgeous blonde," I replied.
"Oh, that's Amy. She sure looks great, but she's a PK, Jeremy."
"OK, I'll bite. What's a PK?"
"A preacher's kid. You know, awash in religion. Holier-than-thou type," Scott enlightened me.
"That's OK. I think I can hold my own in a discussion about religion. But I don't just want to walk up to her. Not here, not now. Can you get her number for me, or something?"
"No problemo, mi amigo," Scott said, grinning. "I'll ask my friend Sonya. They hang out together sometimes."
Scott was as good as his word. I suppose I could've texted Amy, but I wanted to hear her voice. I especially wanted to hear her tone of voice as we spoke. When I called her, I mentioned both names, Scott and Sonya, so she'd have some idea of how I got her number, and possible mutual friends.
Her voice sounded as great as she looked. And she was pleasant, and surprisingly easy to chat with. Things seemed to be clicking, so I asked her out. That led to the first snag.
"You sound nice and everything, Jeremy," she began, and my heart started to sink. "But I really don't know you yet." I clutched at the word 'yet' like a drowning man grabs a life line. "I'm not into the blind date thing," she continued. "How about if we just meet for coffee, first?"
That was completely agreeable to me, and I said so. We agreed to meet at a quiet coffee shop in town, and fixed the date and time.
I admit I was nervous, physically meeting Amy for the first time. Even though it wasn't a date, I did the usual pre-date ritual, showering, brushing my teeth, combing my hair, and dressing nicely. I got there early, because I knew what she looked like, but I wasn't sure she had a clue what I looked like. I positioned myself where I had a good view of the door. Time went extra slow before she arrived. I checked my breath one more time, and it seemed okay, but I assumed that both of us would soon have coffee breath anyway.
My heart jumped a little when she came through the door. I waved as she looked around the room, and she smiled and walked toward me. When she was close enough, I said, "Hi. I'm Jeremy." Not knowing exactly what to do, I extended my hand, and she gripped it warmly. As she stepped into my personal space, I noticed how terrific she smelled. Her scent was the equivalent of eye-catching, but for my nose. I couldn't be sure how she might take any sort of comments on that, so I refrained from making any.
"Oh," she said as we shook hands, "yes. I've seen you around campus. It's nice to actually meet you, Jeremy."
"Thanks, Amy. Please have a seat. What can I get you?"
She put her purse on the chair, but said, "I'll come up there with you."
I was glad to hear that, because I was feeling a little odd at meeting her, and then potentially walking away from her, even though I was fetching us drinks. She ordered a cappuccino, while I opted for my usual latte. I saw her eyeing the pastries, so while we waited for our drinks to be made, I asked her which pastry she craved.
She grinned happily, and pointed at a blueberry muffin. I bought two of them just as our drinks were ready. Her cappuccino had an amazing heart design drawn in its foam. I hoped it might be some sort of auspicious sign. We took our light repast back to our table. I just enjoyed her proximity for those few steps until we seated ourselves.
I sat across the table, drinking in the sight of her as I sipped my coffee. This was my first closeup look at Amy's face, and I was struck by the fact that in that lighting, her eyes were an amazing shade of violet. It took no effort on my part to maintain good eye contact with her as we chatted, because I felt like I wanted to dive into those pools of violet.
In our conversation, we explored our interests and I learned that Amy and I had similar tastes in music. With regard to movies, she was more likely to see romantic comedies, and I was more likely to attend action flicks, but we both agreed on a propensity to watch some of the old black-and-white classic films.
Amy's sense of humor was delightful, and we shared some life anecdotes, and also recounted some of the more amusing scenes and dialogues from various movies and plays. I loved the way her eyes sparkled as she laughed. And when she smiled, she really smiled - displaying her captivating rows of straight, dazzlingly white teeth. I assumed that she must've worn braces earlier in her life, but I didn't pry.
Things were going great, right up to that fateful moment. Amy asked, "So, Jeremy. When was the last time you went to church?"
I hadn't anticipated such a question, so it took me by surprise. I decided that honesty was the best course of action, so I answered, "Christmas Day." This was almost the beginning of summer, and I could see Amy mentally calculating the passage of months. In my defense, I said, "I think a person can be religious, and strive to live an ethical, moral life, and be good to other people without necessarily going to church all the time."
After that, things got virtually icy between us. Even though Scott had warned me how religious Amy was, it really hadn't sunk in how important it must be in her life. The conversation no longer felt spontaneous, and I saw Amy glancing at her watch. I figured I'd blown it, and I was right. A few minutes later, Amy made an excuse about having to be somewhere else. As we stood up and shook hands goodbye, even her hand felt cool to my touch. I never bothered to ask her out.
About a year later, I was hanging out with Scott, and out of the blue he said, "Oh hey. Remember that chick Amy that you were panting about?"
I punched him playfully in the arm, saying, "I never panted about her. I just said I thought she looked nice."
"That's funny," Scott replied. "I could swear you were raving about how gorgeous she was."
"OK,OK," I relented. "But when we met, it was obvious to me that I was not religious enough for her. Like you said, she had a really holier than thou attitude. And I couldn't cope with that."
"That's all changed, man," Scott informed me. "Didn't you hear? Amy's father, that sanctimonious prick of a preacher, impregnated one of the married choir members of his church. Not only that, he'd also been dipping his hands into the till, so to speak. So the church threw him out."
"Oh my god! Really?" I exhaled.
"Yep. And to top it off, after his wife divorced him, she was cleaning out his things. She ran across an envelope he'd hidden away, containing photos. Photos of Amy. That sleaze ball was spying on his daughter, secretly taking pictures of her in various states of undress. This was the same guy that was always taking issue with the way Amy dressed, and in general creeping her out."
"No way!" I said, unable to believe this. But Scott nodded. "How can you know all this?"
"I heard it from Sonja, who heard it directly from Amy," Scott assured me. "Besides, Amy's becoming very vocal about it. She rebelled. She's so angry about her father's actions that she's rejected all his values now. She's gotten strong, changed her life completely, and is now an open minded spirit who detests hypocrisy and never lets anybody push her around. To her, religion seems a scam, and she's become a bit of a hellion now. If you really liked her, maybe you should try calling her again," he suggested.
I rubbed my chin. "Maybe I should," I agreed.
I did.
When she answered the phone, I started with, "Hi Amy. It's me, Jeremy. I don't know if you remember me. We had coffee together maybe a year ago or so." I wasn't exactly sure what to say next, so I was grateful when Amy took control of the conversation, and ran with it.