"Your Dad is freaking insane."
Weaver Kytes grinned as he drove his band van through the suburbs of Seattle, namely Issaquah, 15 miles east of the big city, careening around the scenic Lake Sammamish to reach the edge of town. Definitely a beautiful place to live.
"Isn't he though?" Heidi beamed with pride for a man who really wasn't her Dad, yet the more she called him that, the more it felt like he was. Their goofball game was becoming fun. Even though Zach had recently told his girls Cleo and Khloe the truth, others still had no clue that they were just roommates. The lie was not meant to be hurtful, but it depended on the person. "Is Kayla still behind us?" She leers across Weaver to look through his side mirror, her sides mirror an empty housing, having had the lens broken out. "You need to fix that mirror before you switch lanes and take out a car."
"On my list for payday. Yes your sister is dogging my tail."
"A nice tail it is." She shares a sparkling glance at him that makes him stare a bit too long and swerve until Kayla honks at them. Her new punk clothing was risquΓ© and showed off a lot of sexy milky white pristine flesh. Having changed while he was driving was an event unto itself. It wasn't easy getting into fishnet leggings without ripping them. Her boy shorts style pants crept in toward dangerous depths. Of course, Weaver knew her fishing hole well. Still, he nearly ran over a dog, almost a mailbox, and dodged two stoplights. Bad boy!
"Watch the...curves." Heidi trailed her fingertips across her bare tummy, admiring her own punk outfit purchased at his job, consisting of said fishnet leggings, those cute boy short style hot pants, and a black hoodie with a hemline so high it barely covered her braless tits. Three chains hooking into her hot pants kept the hoodie low, and the hot pants high. Black heels and dark shades completed her sexiness. It was pretty distracting, even for Heidi.
"So...explain something to me...do you always let your Dad cum on you?"
"ALWAYS! Isn't that normal?" She giggles, "That's just how close we are. Don't worry I don't need therapy. Well, maybe in a year."
"Not knocking whatever you and your Dad do, I just wanna know what I'm getting into dating his hot daughter."
"Smoking hot daughter, get it right."
"Oh...and what's with calling him Tom?"
"Inside joke, looks like Tom Hardy, he even calls his dick Hardy. Ego much?"
"Hilarious. So...you and he...the incest thing?"
"Ohhhh yeah. Like rabbits." She laughs, "Ditching me for that?"
"NO FUCKING WAY! As long as I get some."
"Threesome sometime?" She felt evil.
"Uhhh! Didn't that happen last night when your Dad, his friend Nick, and I jerked off over you?"
"Doesn't count unless all my holes are filled at one time."
"Holy fuck."
"It would be if all three had dicks in them."
"You're awesome." He chuckled, "Almost home. I hope my Mom doesn't scare you. She's..."
"A stripper...I know. All good. With my habits how can I possibly knock hers?"
"Yeah, too old for that but she's still got it. Makes killer tips, enough to buy our house."
"I recall, no need to keep retelling the history lesson. Where's your Dad?"
"He's a biker so he's on the road a lot. See? You do need a recap. I talked about him too. I think you were too busy drooling over your dad."
"Sons of Anarchy? Guns and stuff?"
"I don't wanna know. He's a good Dad though. Always there when I need him. Never misses birthdays, or my graduation, not even my soccer games back in school. He keeps Mom happy too, so until he's in the paper as a criminal I'm not asking questions."
"Gotcha. Nice neighborhood." She checks out the medium scale housing around her as they turn on a street named MYSON ROCKS.
"Notice the street name?" He slows to point it out, "Dad fought to have it changed when I began rocking out. This is why I don't ask questions. If he can get the City to change the name of the street in my honor...not knocking it."
"Just rockin' it." She adds marveling at the power his Dad must have. Interesting news indeed. "Let me guess, your house is the one with the boulders in the front yard."
"Yep. Notice Kytes engraved on the left one?"
"Oh...yeah I see it. I hope Kismet gets along with Kayla. They seemed to over the phone that day at your store. I still worry for her, this whole bi thing is new to my sis. Kismet being full lesbian might spook her if she attempts to push too hard."
"They'll be cool, don't worry. Kismet will relax the more she knows you guys. She's...awkward I guess, her family and mine have been close since we were babies. Her mom and my mom danced together years ago when they were in their prime. We're almost like brother and sister. They just recently started working together again."
"Sure you're not brother and sister? You know bikers." Heidi had to push the button.
"What? Naaaaaaaa..." He paused to mull it over then added a secondary, "Naaaaaaa! Nothing like me."
"Ummm! Bandmates. Both freaks..."
"Don't ruin my day with you by making me think about shit like that."
"Just saying..." She giggled and reached over to give him a wet willy, her finger in his ear.
"HEY! Not while I'm driving. I don't wanna hit the boulders."
"What do you think Wayne and Garth will think of me? As if I can't guess."
"Hard on central, guarantee it. They usually flirt with my mom. She teases back. Knowing I'm bringing you home to meet her expect Mom to get you swinging on her stripper pole."
"She has one of those at home?"
"Backyard stage. Dad had it built to keep her active. Even at 38 Mom can keep up with the young girls. Works out religiously."
"Personal trainer to have an affair with?"
"A couple of those." He laughs, "I try not to keep close tabs. I'm in the garage a lot when weather allows it. Dad set up a recording studio in there. He gets us gigs too." He reaches the boulders and starts to turn when he realizes there were six Harley's in the driveway. Stopping cold he sighs, "Looks like you get to meet my Dad too, him and a few of the Tribal Welders."
"You know that name sounds stupid right?"
"Don't you dare make fun of them. Dad would spank your ass in front of everyone. Bare ass at that."
"I'm so going to make fun now. Thanks for the tip." She laughs as he backs up to park across the street until the bikes were pulled out later. Turning the van off Weaver unhooks his seatbelt and turns in his seat.
"Listen, I love your attitude and your crazy lifestyle but don't push the bikers. I like you Heidi, I don't...want anything bad to happen."
"Bad? They gonna rape me?"
"Let's hope not. A hot young girl can make guys who are used to getting their way do crazy things. Just...try not to be over the top..."
"Wearing this outfit? Dancing lessons on a stripper pole? How can I top that?"
"By stripping." He chuckles, "My mom will try to get you naked on stage. She's always looking to promote talent. You have stripper written all over you."
"You think so?" She beams with flaring eyes, "I've considered it."
"Uggggggggh! Fine...it's your life. Just don't bring the wrath of your Dad down on me. My dad wouldn't take kindly."
"You my studly Idol worshipper need to relax. I'm a big girl and you did agree that I could do...crazy things."
"With other guys too...just...it'd be safer not choosing this bunch to do that with."
"Afraid I'll seduce your Dad...Solo? That name still kills me. Solo Kytes, so contradictory."
"Come on, let's head in, Wayne and Garth are already jamming." He hears a tap on the passenger window, Kayla Trudeau outside looking stressed. "There's your sister." She had parked in front of a house down the street and hoofed it.