"So you tagged my baby girl."
"Morning to you too Rock." Zach Pedigo stepped into the front office of Teleki's Vinyl Siding and Insulation. For once Rockwell "Rocky" Teleki's wife Angel wasn't greeting him at the door. Zach, priding himself on being early left himself a target for just such a greeting. Mano to Mano.
"I overheard my kid bragging to the wife about you. All night long I had to hear Angel begging me to pay you to fuck her. As if I'm fuckin' rich. Bad enough I paid you to take Cleo to lunch and you didn't even get lunch."
"I fed her." Zach dared to chuckle, "She went back for seconds."
"Yer a riot Pedigo."
"If you want that cash back I still have it. Just so you know I'm honest about things."
"Honest, huh? So, Mister Honesty...how was it?"
"How was what?" Zach winced with a bit of confusion until Rocky's eyes gave away what he wanted to hear, "Are you asking how your kid was in bed? Well, hood of her car?"
"Hood of her car? Tell me you didn't dent the hood."
"Not a scratch Rocky. Her nails were in her hair." He laughed.
"I'm not asking how good she was...I'm asking if she treated you right? If I've taught Cleo anything it's about respect."
"She respects me. For the record? Hottest pussy this side of Italy."
Zach rubs it in expecting to be yelled at. Instead Rocky Teleki clams up wagging his finger at Zach, "Don't let Angel hear you say that, it'll be a freakin' competition. God love 'em both. Alright, Pedigo...how much?"
"How much? Do I like Cleo?"
"Naaa! How much to tap Angel like she's never been hit before?"
"Seriously? Rock I'm not a gigolo. Well, I could be, but I don't want your money unless it's for an honest days work. Even though my hands have calluses from hell I actually like siding homes. Not so much the insulation part, too hot in those breathing uniforms."
"$500 bucks more on top of each paycheck for once a week. Keep Angel happy, I'll be happy. Long as I get that halo wrapped around my fat boy daily, I'm in her side of Heaven."
"I gotta ask, do you even have sex with Angel?"
"Course, I do. Just...not as often as I could. Me and the little blue pill don't always work well together. Seesaw effect if ya need the truth. She loves me and long as I let her do her thing she's dedicated."
"There's always the other guys working here that keep her busy. I hear there's outsiders dropping by too."
"True dat. She has a nice little black book for sure. Thing is...none of them make her primal. I need to see savage bitch Pedigo."
"So, your plan is on watching me fuck your wife."
"$600." Rocky seemed desperate.
"What do you get from watching guys fuck your ole' lady? Not sure how I feel about you drooling over my ass." Zach chuckled as cars began pulling up outside. The midget wrestler Stormy Belair and a van of the other crew members, still no Cleo. "Cleo have school today?"
"Until noon. She's meeting Angel to get all pampered. I heard you gnawed off her fingernail, the one with the heart. Trying to tell her something?"
"In a way. She got attached overnight Rock. Don't you think she needs a reminder that, that kind of thing only works in the movies? I like the kid Rock, definitely not in love. We talked, I hope it sank in."
"Raised my kid to be tough as...nails...yeah, she might need a few spankings to correct her thoughts." Her Dad laughed, his belly jiggling under pressure.
"No problem there. I might consider a one time $800 bucks for a day with Angel."
"8? I offered 6." Rocky grumbled with a grimace, "Fine. I'm watching though."
"I have conditions. No comply not your guy."
"Name it."
"So I know you don't interfere you're getting tied to a chair and gagged." Zach laughs.
"You're a bastard Pedigo. Done."
"Cleo watches me too. While she's sitting in your lap." Zach was pushing just to hear him break the deal, he really didn't need the money that bad, yeah...he did. Dammit!
"You gotta be kiddin' me? Cleo won't..."
"She will. BET ON THAT." Voice raised Zach made a point.
"Why you gotta bring my kid into this?"
"You get respect your way, I'll get it my way. Mull it over Boss. The crew's here so let's talk about this later." Saved by the front door opening their words fade. As the male workers made their way to the warehouse, Stormy moved next to Zach's leg and tugged his jeans.
"So, you taking the money?" She chuckled.
"How the hell do you know...?"
"Come on Mr. Universe, girls talk." A wink at Rocky meant another round of belly jiggles, "I'll pay you a $100 bucks just to finger me. Hell your digits are bigger than most dicks I frequent."
"Do I even need to put up siding? I might as well just take the money and a week off."
"You can take your own kid to Wild Waves." Rocky grinned pouring coffee then adding his favorite Irish Whisky to the mix. "Kids love water parks."
"Making enough waves as it is." Zach rolls his eyes.
Below him Stormy pulls a $100 dollar bill out of her wallet and fans it at him. "Take this with the fingers you plan on using up my sweet ass pussy Magic Mike."
"I never said I'd..." The temptation became too great. With a paycheck two weeks away and the measly hundred his Dad gave him Zach was already broke. Except for the lunch money Rock gave him yesterday. Plucking the hundred from Stormy's stubby fingers made her laugh, "That a boy Zachy. We can use that mobile home counter I been dying to climb up on. Closest I'll ever get to any island hopping. I don't do planes. It's a height thing...don't you even make fun of that."
Shaking his head Zach walked away. He knew desperation was the only reason he even accepted the offer. Not that Stormy wasn't cute, she was gorgeous, just in a pint sized package. Having muscles only added to her uniqueness. She was Emma Watson as a little person. That certainly would help if he took her up the Hermhiney. Even Zach rolled his eyes on that jest from Harry Potter. Chuckling to himself he said, "I'm sounding like Heidi more every day."
Mrs. Chang's Nail Salon...
"Oh, my God! I'm sounding like Zach more every day." What a coincidence, great minds think alike. Heidi Baker ate an eggroll brought to work by her friend Chi Ki alias Cheeky, mainly because the girl had slightly puffed cheeks, both on her face and in her behind. Like Heidi's stepsister Kayla she too had a few extra pounds, not as dramatically noticeable but still evident. The two girls had gotten chummy over the last four months that Heidi had worked for Margaret Chang, confidante level to be precise.