Bbq Shenanigans

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Covid is over. ....

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

No, it's not.

Travel plans have been made.

Travel plans have been canceled.

You can't leave the country.

You can't get back in.

Round and round we go......

Even though we've been vaccinated, Dina and I simply aren't ready to hang out in big crowds, but then we never liked doing that anyway.

We talked about getting back together with our neighbor friends.

Then Damien died.

From Covid.

He didn't venture out any more than we did. He had been vaccinated. Contract tracing came up with nothing specific. The grocery store? Gas station? Outdoor restaurant? We'll never know. What we didn't know until afterward was that he was a 5 year lung cancer survivor. They caught the cancer early, but there was enough lung damage that he couldn't survive even a mild case of covid.

We talk to Miriam regularly on the phone. She hasn't left the house in three months. Everything is delivered. We tried to set up a time to drop off some home made food. She said no thanks. We even tried setting up a zoom meeting. She said no thanks.

One day, we stumbled across Miriam on one of our daily walks. She and Dina looked at each other for a moment, then fell into each other's arms. They both burst into tears and held each other.

"I have missed you so much!" declared Dina.

The two of them walked down the path, talking about their time away from each other. I stood there with the dog and realized the best thing for me to do was to let them have their space. I turned around and walked the dog back to our house.

I started prepping for dinner. I let the rubbed ribs warm up a bit, prepared the coals, then tossed them into the BBQ/smoker. Low and slow. In 5 hours they would be just right. With nothing better to do, I changed into shorts and a t shirt and made myself a martini. Sitting out in the sun got to be too much, so I moved my chair into the shade. It was still too warm, so I took off my shirt, kicked back with a second martini and read a book. I dozed off before I finished my martini.

Voices woke me up from a vague and pleasant dream.

"Do you think he knows?" asked Miriam.

"Hmm, I don't think so," responded Dina.

"It's been awhile since I've seen one," said Miriam. "I miss it and I miss Damien."

"Come on honey, let's go see if the martini fixings are still out. We'll make dream boy a fresh one too."

As they chatted their way to the kitchen, I opened my eyes. I looked down, and sure enough, the tip of my dick was peeking out of my shorts. Instead of being embarrassed, I got hard. Shit, I thought to myself, this just won't do. I tried to think of something else, but my member had a mind of its own. I was still struggling to calm down when the ladies came back with three martinis.

"Well I see it's not sticking out any more," laughed Miriam. "It's sticking up!"

"That looks uncomfortable, sweetheart. Stand up and let me help." When I stood, Dina yanked my shorts down to my ankles. My boner popped right up in front of both of them.

"What the hell?" I reached down to pull them back up.

"Oh no, hot stuff, you're aroused, so own it."

"Huh?"

"You are officially on display."

"Come on Dina, you must be joking."

"No joke. Have a fresh martini."

I shrugged my shoulders, stepped out of my shorts and took the offered drink.

"What about you and umm.... Miriam?"

'We watch, you finish making dinner."

Stark naked and still hard, I checked the ribs. They were ready to be removed and rest for a while. Dinner was already mostly done. I went to the kitchen and loaded a tray with the coleslaw and fruit salad. I walked by the ladies on the way to our picnic table. Miriam wolf whistled and Dina slapped my ass. My slightly deflated dick popped right back up. I put the food out and headed back to get the plates and stuff, dodging another attempted ass slap. On the way back in, I made a wide path around the ladies.

"I'll cut up the ribs in a few minutes. Who wants another martini?'" I asked.

"We're switching to Rose," said Dina. "Would you open a bottle and bring us some?"

I came back with two glasses and handed them out. I turned around to head back into the kitchen.

"Hold it right there, big boy. Come to Mama."

I turned to face Dina. She reached out and stroked my hard on.

"Miriam, do you think he's totally hard, or has a bit more room to grow?"

"Hmmmmm..... Can I check?"

I couldn't believe it when she came over and started stroking me. Both ladies were closely inspecting me when Miriam bent over and gently licked the tip of my prick. I looked at Dina and she winked. Then she reached down and fondled my balls.

"Now wait a minute! You two are going to force me to make a big mess. Is that what you want?"

"Well," answered Dina. "Miriam told me that she hadn't seen a penis since Damien passed and she missed his terribly. Would you be so kind as to let her give you a blow job?"

"Are you serious?"

I looked at Dina, who grinned, then at Miriam who had eyes on my prize.

"I feel like a piece of meat." Then I thought about it and said, "I will cooperate only if you both remove all of your clothes."

Worldlessly, both stripped quickly. Miriam then dropped to her knees and took me in her mouth. She didn't mess around. She took it in. All of it. I had never been deep throated before.

I gasped.

Dina gasped.

Miriam bobbed her head up and down slowly.

"I'm gonna come soon," I warned. Her answer was to bob more quickly. All the way in, all the way out. I tried to hold out but my cheeks tightened and I blew my wad on a downstroke. She just kept pumping and sucking until I stopped my spasms. She pulled her mouth off with a loud, sucking snap.

"Thank you both," she said. "I needed that."

I looked to Dina. She had a flush to her face and, surprisingly, a hand on her boob. Wow. She enjoyed watching. This helped eliminate any guilt I felt for being unfaithful in plain sight.

"Come on honey," she said. "I'll help set the table."

We went inside. She got the plates, silverware and napkins together while I sliced the ribs and placed them on a platter.

"So you were okay with that?"

"Absolutely. Miriam needed that and I found it really, really hot."

"So you discussed this beforehand?"

"Yes. We had a heart to heart on our walk. She is sad, lonely and very horny."

The wheels turned in my head. "Sucking my dick will make her less horny?"

"Probably not, but watching you two sure got me horny."

"So what do we do now?" I asked.

"Let's eat dinner."

"Okay."

I brought out the ribs, Dina refilled the wine and we sat down at the picnic table for dinner. The ribs were moist and tender with just the right amount of homemade sauce, which made them a bit messy. Having no clothes made the drips easy to clean up. I dribbled some sauce on my chest and reached for the napkin. Dina stopped me and leaned over to lick the sauce off my chest.

"Oh dear," said Miriam. "It looks like I've been sauced!"

Sure enough, there was BBQ sauce on her left boob. It looked like it was intentional.

"Sam, be a dear and lick that sauce off Miriam's boob."

"Say what?"

"You heard me, lick her titty."

"Well, if you insist."

I got up and walked around to the other side of the table. Bending over, I gently licked the sauce off her erect nipple. Miriam groaned slightly. I stood up and saw that she now had sauce on her other boob. Dina giggled. I looked at her and she looked back with a sly grin and a rib in her hand.

"You missed a spot."

Dutifully, I bent over to clean up her other boob.

"Oh my!" said Dina. "Look at the mess you made!" Sure enough, Miriam had more sauce on her. This time near her navel.

Dina shoved the dishes to one end and instructed Miriam to lie down on the table.

"We need to clean all that sauce off of you!"

Miriam didn't hesitate to lie down on the table on her back.

"Just look at this mess!" Dina proceeded to rub her saucy pork rib all over Miriam's body. "Come on Sam, let's help this saucy woman out. You take the top.

Se we both began licking Miriam's body. I started with her arms and shoulders while Dina licked her legs. Within minutes, we were poised to lick Miriam's tasty parts. I began to flick her oversized nipples with my tongue, then sucking most of her small tits into my mouth. Her nipples were so hard and large that I could feel them in the back of my tongue. Meanwhile, Dina began lapping her tongue all over Miriam's shaved pussy. Then she pulled her lips apart and darted her tongue in and out of her glistening pussy, sucking on her lips, flicking at her clitoris.

By now, Miriam was squirming and moaning like crazy. She put one hand on the back of Dina's head and reached for my cock with the other. Since I was standing beside the table, it was pointing right at her ear. She turned her head and licked the pre-cum off the tip. At exactly the same time, I pinched both nipples -- hard -- and Dina stuck her middle finger up Miriam's gaping pussy.

Miriam let out a guttural moan. Her body first tensed, then she exploded in Dina's face. She squirted her come again and again. Dina hung in there and kept licking and fingering. I kept pinching her nipples. Eventually, her spasms eased and she took a deep breath.

"Don't stop!" she pleaded.

I kept working her tits and Dina inserted a second finger, tongue darting everywhere. Miriam jerked my dick to her mouth and wrapped her lips around just as she came again. Her screams were muffled by my cock. This time, there were no more juices flying, but her orgasm seemed just as intense. After about 25 seconds of extasy, she finally collapsed in exhaustion. She continued to lie on the table with her legs spread and her arms at her side, breathing deeply.

Dina made eye contact with me and then looked down at my engorged prick and smiled. She walked over to me and planted a deep, wet kiss on my mouth. Her entire face was covered with Miriam's explosion. The aroma was musky and pleasant. We snogged for a few moments, then she turned around and put her hands on the table.

"Fuck me now."

I didn't hesitate. I slammed into her from behind. She was so wet that there was no resistance as I bounced my balls off her pubic hair. I was just reaching for her bouncing boobs when she came loudly. She didn't squirt like Miriam, but her juices flowed freely down her inner thighs. She had a long hard, moaning orgasm while I continued to pound away. As she came down from her high, she turned around, dropped to her knees and enveloped my cock with her lips.

She looked up and pulled off. "Push it all the way in," she instructed.

"Really?"

"Just do it!" she demanded.

I held the back of her head and slowly pushed my way in. For the first time ever, her throat opened and she took all of me into her mouth. She immediately gagged and I pulled out quickly. She grabbed by ass and pushed me back in. I slowly went in, then out, then in. With practice, she stopped gagging and learned to breath between my controlled thrusts.

She pulled off my dick and looked up with lust in her eyes.

"Now fuck my face."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I picked up the pace and was soon pumping away. She began to moan and groan. The vibration drove me to the edge.

"I'm gonna come!" I exclaimed as I started to pull out. Her hands pushed me back into her mouth. "Yaaaaaah!" I blew my wad right down her throat. The intensity of my orgasm was amazing, but short lived. At my age, I simply didn't have much jizz in me so shortly after a previous mind blowing orgasm. Amazingly, Dina sputtered a bit, but kept her mouth around me and drained me dry.

"That was so fucking hot!" I proclaimed.

"Yes it was," she answered.

"It sounded great from here," said Miriam. She was still lying on the table with her eyes closed and her legs spread. "Why don't you two finish your dinner. I'll just lie here until I'm ready to get up."

So we did. Dina and I sat down and finished our meal while Miriam relaxed and occasionally sighed with contentment. It was a scene that I could never have imagined.

Where do we go from here?