"We won! WE WON!!" Shouted Josh, jumping around the apartment like he had jumping beans up his ass.
"We won. We won. What did we win?" Ask Shawn with a clueless look on his face.
"A free trip man!" Said Josh with excitement.
"A free trip where?" Asked Shawn.
"To Iraq. A once in a lifetime chance to go to another country and see what kind of girls they have over there," Josh said.
"Iraq? Are you serious man? Have you seen the women over there? Ugly and fat. Nasty and disgusting looking boyish females. I don't even think they're real women," Shawn said with disgust.
"Dude. You never know. I mean. We might have a fan base in Iraq as well."
"Doubt it. They probably don't even have computers over there. How could they see us on cam?" Said Shawn doubtingly.
"Well we leave tomorrow morning at 5am dude. Do you want to come or not?" Asked Josh.
"Yeah Yeah. I guess I better get me some American booty before I fuck one of those nasty Iraqis," said Shawn in a disliking tone.
Josh tried to get as much sleep as possible but it was hard with Shawn fucking Nelly in the other room. All he could hear was moaning and screaming from Nelly. The bed was rocking hard and Josh thought the springs were going to pop out.
Five am arrived and both Josh and Shawn were on the first plane to Iraq.
"Well this should be interesting," said Shawn, leaning back in his chair. "Damn I'm going to miss Nelly and those big tits of hers and that ass. Ooooh."
"You act like we're going to live in Iraq forever," said Josh.
"Well. It's war season over there. What do you expect? What is there to do over there? Nothing. I'd rather be going to England and catching mad cow or something," said Shawn.
"Well mad cow is going to have to wait for now. We're only here for 2 weeks man. You'll live. Plus, I don't think they would bring us out there in the middle of the war anyways," Josh said.
"Well you don't know Bush. This might have been his plan to send two more victims over to be slaughtered at the hands of terrorists. Have you not seen what happened to those journalists? They got beheaded. I'm planning on keeping both my heads," Shawn said with a worried look on his face.
"Like I said. Going international is the best thing to do. We're not even going to be in Saddam's hometown or Baghdad. We'll get more exposure if we do this," said a confident Josh, smiling at Shawn.
"This is not a good time to be going over to Iraq, just to get some pussy," said Shawn.
The plane soon arrived at the Kuwait Airport in Iraq. Once they got off the plane, they got their luggage and called for a taxi. The taxi drove them around the sunny city for a bit. They got to see what some of the people looked like and how they were living. The taxi then drove them to a downtown motel where they would be staying for the next 2 weeks.
"I didn't see any good-looking girls' here man. You must be outside your mind. This place isn't for us. I want some American pussy," complained Shawn in a fury.
"Did I hear you guys say pussy?" Said an Iraqi dressed in a limo green leather jacket, a tall purple top hat with a silver shiny cane in his right hand. He also had on light green gator boots and a white tuxedo.
"Um...Yeah. I said pussy. Is it a crime around here to say pussy?" Asked Shawn.
"No. Not at all. Just that, I know where to get some pussy that you guys might want," the mysterious man said.
"You do?" Said Josh in a surprise tone.
"Yes. Good ole Iraqi pussy to be exact," said the guy.
"No thanks sir. We don't want any of your Iraqi's pussy. We love American pussy just fine," said Shawn.
The guy started laughing a little bit and then stopped and said, "You boys don't know what you're missing. These are some of the top Iraqi women in the world. I own them and they're as clean as you and me."
"Maybe as clean as us. I don't know about you," said Shawn.
"You know. Your friend really doesn't have a smart mouth on him. Your mouth was made for sucking titties. Big juicy titties. All my girls have those. Especially Emma," said the guy.
"You said you own them. So that makes you a pimp then?" Questioned Josh.
"Yeah. That's right. Whenever you American boys or any other foreign country boy comes over to Iraq, I supply them with the girls they need to be happy since they aren't with their wives or girlfriends. You know what I mean don't you?" Said the guy, winking at Shawn and Josh.
"Yeah. You're a sick freak," said Shawn angrily.
"Shawn. Calm down man. Let's hear him out. Now who is this Emma girl and why is she so special?" Asked Josh curiously.
"Well. Because. Only the finest American or foreign guy can afford her. She has the biggest set of tits in Iraq. She's not like any of my other girls. She is very special to me. She doesn't get laid like all the other girls do everyday. It's maybe been 3 months since she last saw a dick other than mine of course. But I don't fuck her. I don't want to mess up my own product. She's very pretty and fragile. I know you guys think that all Iraqi girls are ugly and that is why they wear them scarves on their faces?" Explained the guy.
"Kind of," said Shawn. Josh just looked at Shawn because he knew Shawn was lying.
"What?" Said Shawn reacting to Josh.
"Nothing. Look Mr..."
"Call me Freddie. Ready Freddie," the guy said smiling, showing off his golden teeth with his name in diamonds on them.
"Damn! You must get a lot of customers to be sporting a mouth like that," said Josh.
"Yeah. I'm surprise you haven't got your ass kicked for that shit yet," said Shawn.
"Well boys. They know if they want the goods, they can't fuck with the supplier. Now can they?" Freddie said smiling again. "Now. Do you guys want to see Emma before you make your decision?"
"Yeah sure," answered Josh.
Freddie took Josh and Shawn back to his Whorehouse. The large flashing red sign read "Ready Freddie's Whorehouse. He's ready if you want some heady"
"Very catchy," said Shawn.
"Thank you. There are some Iraqis' around here who aren't that dumb, and I happen to be one of the ones that aren't," Freddie said.
As the boys entered the whorehouse, it smelt like sex, alcohol, and drugs. They saw Iraq women hanging all over the place half naked and naked. Loud fucking was going on in the back of the whorehouse. Drunken Iraqi people just stared at them as they made their way through the house. Freddie took the boys upstairs to a private room.
"Wait here while I go get Emma. You boys are going to love this," Freddie said smiling and licking his gold teeth as he left the room.
"Well I hope he delivers on what he is talking about with this Emma chick. If not, I'm going to behead you myself," said Shawn looking at Josh with angry eyes.
"All right gentlemen. Here she is. Emma," shouted Freddie outside the door.
The first thing the boys saw come into the room was her tits. They were monstrous. The biggest they swore they had ever seen, and they were still clothed. The girl had on Arabian belly dancer attire. Her dark stomach was flat and her thighs looked to be pumped. The girl was short so they thought she was around 5'2. No bigger than 5'3. Her long black hair was in a ponytail, swaying back and forth as she belly danced her way into the room. Her eyes were greenish-gray and sparkled as she stared at the boys. She had a mask over her mouth and wore a pair of elf shoes.
Their attention was mainly on her breasts. They were spilling out the top of her outfit. They hung down due to the weight of them but sloped at her ribcages and stuck out about a foot from there. They wobbled and jiggled as she danced.
"Emma. Meet two new American customers. Boys! This is Emma. What about her huh? I said you guys were going to be hard looking at those giant breasts. She wears a 32JJ cup;" said Freddie getting excited himself.
"32JJ cup!!" Both Shawn and Josh said together in shock.
"Those things look like the size of this whole damn country," said Shawn amazed.
"I see she got you all worked up," said Freddie, pointing down at Shawn's huge dick poking through his pants. "Wow kid. You seem to be packing large aren't you?"
"We'll take her," said Josh licking his lips as Emma belly danced over to him. Her jumbo jugs were nearly touching him while the rest of her body was nowhere close to him. The only thing between her and him was her huge tits.
"How much?" Asked Josh shaking nervously.