Several years ago, I lived in a residential district in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. On many occasions, I would slip out of the house completely naked and walk round the block. I left everything behind so I couldn't cover up, if caught. It was fairly dangerous as it was very well lighted.
I would walk across the street turn left and begin my sojourn around the block. It was about 2:00 in the morning. The street lights were very bright. Some of the houses had their lights on, so someone was rustling around. I would walk around the corner; turn left, walk to the next corner, about thirty yards, and turn left for a longer part of my walk. The entire walk was about one-half mile; which when you are nude and vulnerable seems a lot further.
I started to walk. If a car had come there was no place to hide; no bushes or trees; I was on my own. On one of these walks I had gone about 50 yards; there were vehicles parked on the street, and there was a truck parked there.
As I walked past I heard, "hey put some clothes on man" come from the truck. Apparently, he and his girl were spending some quality time in the truck.
It was all I could do not to start running; however, I did not. I just continued walking.
The walk to the next corner was uneventful until I got to the corner. Just as I got there, a car turned into the street, the lights shined on me illuminating my naked body. They saw me for sure, because they gave a little honk. As it turns out that was next to a very busy street. I turned right at the corner and walked another 30 yards to the corner to my street.
As I turned right to head home, I noticed a gaggle of girls on the corner. I had seen them before. They were known for their loose morals and party mentality; they were standing out front smoking. I usually just passed them by. For some reason, tonight I decided to engage them.
I walked across the street toward them, and I heard giggling. I entered their circle to various comments.
"Oh my god," one said.
"He's naked," said another.
"That I am," said I.
They were getting a little rowdy, so I asked them to keep it down.
I asked, "Haven't you ever seen a naked man?"
"Not in the street," they said.
"Why are you naked outside?" they asked.
"I am sort of weird; I like to be seen naked, especially when other are dressed.
Jenny, the girl who lived at the house where we stood, said, "We were just talking about our graduation party; we are graduating from Lee High school this week. We were going to have a party next Saturday. We wanted to hire a stripper to strip and serve snacks and just walk around naked; however, we can't afford it. My mom can't afford it either. Some of the parents are coming, but not chipping in. Since we are all legal, we thought it would be cool. I don't suppose you might do it?"
I said, "I am no stripper. I would look stupid."
"You look fine right now, and you don't have to dance; just be naked."
"Well as long as it is alright with your parents; you may be 18, but your parents should have a say." I said.
"I know my mom's opinion, she suggested the stripper to me." Jenny said.
"Okay, just make sure everyone coming knows what is going on," I said.
"How much will you charge?" Jenny asked.
"Are you kidding me; this is free, make sure nobody comes that's underage." I said.
I left and finished my walk home.
*************The Party
Saturday came, and it was time. The party was at 7:00 in the evening. I got there at around 6:30. There was already a couple and their daughter there. I went over and introduced myself.
The mom said, "Do you have a daughter here?"
I said sheepishly, "No, I am the entertainment."
"Ohhh, said the mom. Then she added, "are you nervous?"
"Excited, nervous, I don't know. I have never been naked in front of this many people before. I must say, I am looking forward to it," I said.
By the time everyone arrived, there were about 30 people there. They milled around for few minutes; some new each other, Everyone was friendly. Jenny's mom, Rosa, called everyone to order. Everyone quieted down. She welcomed everyone to the party, and congratulated the girls on their graduation. Everyone applauded.
Some woman at the back screamed, "Let's see the naked guy."
That was a little unnerving, and then the rest of the crowd joined in saying, "Naked guy, naked guy..."
Rosa quieted the crowd, and said, "With no more delay, the visual entertainment for the night, Jimmy; enjoy"
Applause and screaming ensued.
I began by taking a chair and removing my shoes and socks to whistles from the crowd.
There were screams from the crowd, "Let's see some skin."
