Chapter 25 Dinner with more Old Friends
I had fun next morning. I had made and eaten my breakfast before Susan surfaced. Whether she had really slept in, or waited until she hoped that I had gone out, I don't know. I had sat quietly in the kitchen until nearly ten o'clock, reading, but with the laptop open and ready to watch. I heard her in the bathroom so by the time she came into the kitchen I was a few minutes into the recording. I had just got to the stage where she had answered the door. I started laughing.
'Good morning honey, what are you laughing at, U-tube again?'
'Come and have a look,' I said. 'It's not U-tube. I am not sure they would accept it. I was just laughing at Mark's face as he follows you across the lounge with you just holding that hand towel in front of you. He loves your bum.'
She groaned and visibly shivered. 'No, please no. You are not watching that are you? Just let it go. That was yesterday. Tell me something interesting. What are your plans for today and tomorrow?'
''Oh, come on. This is really funny. I think my favourite bit is where you lay on your back, without panties on, wave your legs in the air and ask him to put your stockings on. I know I said you should flirt with him but...'
I just managed to avoid the honey jar that was thrown at me from across the room. Luckily it was plastic, not glass, so didn't shatter on landing against the wall. Wow. This was serious, she had never got anywhere near resorting to violence before. Throttle back Alex, I said to myself.
'Hey, sorry, sorry. I was just taking the piss. I am not upset. You know I like to take the mickey out of you. It was just in fun. Really. Come on kiss me. Let us make up.'
'Keep your f... yes I'm going to say it you bastard, keep your fucking hands off me. I may never let you touch me again. You set me up last night. You invited him two hours early when you were going out and then kept an eye on me on the laptop to see whether I had screwed him. Well guess what, I wish I had. If I had his number now I would be ringing it and inviting him to move in and fuck me because you would be moving out.'
Oh fuck, I think she was upset.
'Listen honey, I may have got this so wrong, but you know I have screwed two or three girls this week, some of whom you have even had to watch. I know how much you love to flirt, especially when you are embarrassed, and yes, I thought I would get you embarrassed and then you would get a real hoot out of it. And yes, I did tell you no sex or sucking until later, because it is true that you would get a reputation for screwing around if the two of you had done it while I wasn't here. You were able to get your rocks off with him last night though and probably enjoyed it all the more because you had to wait for it.'
I put my arm around her. I could see she was no longer in a throwing mood, she was slightly mollified by my argument.
'I am not trying to excuse myself any more but I wouldn't have teased you if I hadn't seen you enjoying yourself. When you were dressing after showering, you looked at the camera and then put the panties back in the drawer. You even smiled at the camera.'
She started to cry. Oh shit.
'What's up now?'
'Do you really think I am a slut? Is that what I am? Will you be whoring me out in a couple of weeks?'
I am no good with tears but I think these were put on. I hoped.
'Not until after Christmas, I am just setting up the website.'
She was looking around for something to throw. Luckily she was nowhere near the knife drawer.
The tears had stopped being replaced by a glint that I hoped was fun.
I grabbed her, kissed the tear tracks, and held her tight. I didn't even try to finger her ass under the t-shirt she was wearing. That was unusual.
'It's time for another long chat. Put the coffee on again while we talk about what's happening to us. Let me make some points and I want you to say good or bad after each one, okay.'
'And then what happens.'
If there are more bads then goods, we have to talk about whether we want to continue this life style. So answer truthfully, think about your answers.'
'Okay.'
'We are living together.' 'Good.' That was a relief. First hurdle over.
'We have a nice flat.' 'Good.'
'We have a new job. I say we because there is something for us both to do but separate them if you like.' 'No, Good.'
'We have made some really good friends and some fun acquaintances.' 'Good.'
'We are having more sex than ever.' 'Good.'
'We are having better sex than ever.' 'Good.'
'I am taking the piss out of you a lot.' Long consideration. 'True, not sure. You saw how I reacted earlier.'
'I love you.' 'I think that's true. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes I hate you.'
'You love me.' Another long pause. 'Bastard, you know I do. Good. Okay I get the point. Alex is screwing the world so all's right with the world.'
'That's not entirely fair, but 'Good,' is what I say to that, and you are not doing too badly yourself for sex either. Truce honey? I will try not to laugh too much at you. How about I ask you before I embarrass you, humiliate you, or get you to do something really sexy.'
'Bad, you know I don't enjoy it nearly as much. You know I love to be exposed and shocked. You know how much I fucking loved teasing Mark last night. You know how much I enjoyed fucking him last night, and you know me too well.'
She jumped into my arms, wrapped her legs around me and kissed me deeply. I think I was back in favour. I might try and get Darren to give me a copy of last night's tapes though. It would be a fond memory in years to come.
'You asked me what plans I had for today and tomorrow. You will be pleased to hear, I hope, that I have no plans for today and the only thing organised for tomorrow is our first real board meeting. We will get to see how the first month has gone and hopefully meet the electricians and the accounts people. It is all outsourced but they work on our accounts and they will give us the first real idea how much money we are making. Shall we go out to dinner, just the two of us, tonight. I am confident that we can afford it. Anywhere you like. How about that nice French place, a couple of streets away. Le Jardin, I think it is called. Make a booking for eight o'clock. Why don't you wear that green satin sheath dress we bought in the sex shop. You know the one with no sides.'