[All characters are over 18 years of age.]
Walking to the ferry that would take us across the English Channel from Calais, France to Dover, England, we passed a long line of tractor-trailers waiting to drive on. The good-looking driver of one of the trucks caught Heather's eye, and she walked over to the side of his cab. Looking down at her he would have had a great view down her loose-fitting blouse at her braless tits.
"So, how long does it take to get across?" she asked him. "It's our first time."
"About an hour and a 'arf," he answered in a thick British accent.
"Thanks!" she said with a big flirty smile. "Maybe we'll see you onboard."
"I certainly 'ope so!" he said.
Fifteen minutes after the ferry left the pier, Heather and I were getting a snack when we ran into the truck driver. He extended his hand, and said, "My name's Dave; pleased to meet you."
"I'm Luca and this is my girlfriend, Heather," I introduced. "So, where are you heading when we get to Dover?" I asked.
"London," he replied.
"I'll give you a blowjob if you take us there with you," Heather said.
His eyes went wide for a moment, and then he looked her up and down appreciatively, and said, "Tell you what, Missy; you let me fuck your arse, and drive you all the way to the other end of bloody Scotland if you've a mind to go there."
She gave him a wide smile, and said, "London will do. We have somebody to meet there. Can we get to your truck--or your
lorry
, rather--I noticed it had a sleeper-cab."
Five minutes later, Heather and Dave returned from their respective restrooms where they had freshened up, and we all walked to the door that led down to the lower deck where the cars and trucks were parked. But on it was a sign that read in English and French, "No Admittance to the Parking Deck While the Ferry is Underway!"
"Is there a plan B?" I asked.
"Sure," Dave answered. "Ignore the sign." Surprisingly, the door wasn't locked, and the three of us slipped inside.
The parking deck was filled with probably a hundred trucks with another fifty or sixty cars mixed in among them. Because there weren't supposed to be any passengers down here, the place was only lit by emergency lighting which gave it an almost spooky feel.
Dave led us to his truck, and when we got there, he said to Heather, "You mind if I take your picture in front of my lorry? My mates aren't going to believe how beautiful you are unless I can show 'em."
She posed by spreading her arms straight out and grabbing both ends of the truck's wide grill-guard. She crossed her legs at the ankles, and gave him a sexy smile. As he snapped her picture on his phone, I took mine out and took a photo of him taking a photo of her. I knew this was going to be another adventure for our sexpedition scrapbook.
Heather then turned around and repeated the pose while jutting her sexy, round ass out and looking over her shoulder at our new friend. She then hiked her skirt up around her waist, exposing her naked ass. From there the photo-shoot got hotter and sexier. She turned and faced him, again, and spread her legs, and he got down on one knee to get a shot looking up at her gorgeous, bald pussy.
A minute later, the skirt was on the deck, and she had unbuttoned her blouse and was doing peek-a-boo poses showing and hiding the dark nipples that cap her big natural tits. After another minute, she was completely naked and posing frontward with her legs spread and squeezing her naked tits, and then backward bent over at the waist and holding the bumper of the truck. Her legs were spread, her wonderful ass was pointing directly at Dave, her luscious tits hung down from her chest, and she looked over her shoulder at him with a big smile.
Apparently, that was about all the teasing that Dave could take, and he handed me his phone and said, "Do you mind, mate?" He then walked up behind Heather, put his hands on her ass, and as he lovingly caressed the smooth globes, he leaned down, pressed his face into her crack and gave her puckered little rosebud a long kiss.
I got in close and snapped pictures as he flicked his tongue around her sphincter, and poked the tip of it into the snug little opening. Then, as he bobbed his head, tongue-fucking her pucker, his hands left her ass and went to his own pants. Ten seconds later they were around his ankles and his stiff dick was in his hand.
Now, I don't like to judge, but Dave had to have the skinniest boner I have ever seen in reality or in photos. Its length was pretty normal--six inches, or so--but it wasn't much bigger around than the fattest part of my thumb. I quickly understood why he would like the tightness of anal sex; the poor guy probably couldn't feel much grip while fucking a pussy.
Heather looked back from her bent-over position, and although she was probably as surprised at the size of Dave's pencil-dick as I was, she said, "Oh, what a perfect size cock for a fuck up the ass! Spit on that thing and stick it in me, Dave!"
He spit in his hand and rubbed it along the length of his dick, then as she held onto the truck's bumper, he leaned down and deposited even more spit on her pucker. He then pressed his little cock-head against her sphincter, held onto her hips, and pushed forward. His cock spread the tight little hole easily, and he buried himself balls-deep in one push.
As I watched him fucking my girlfriend's ass I noticed that she was tightening her ass-muscles, giving his narrow dick an extra squeeze and an even better experience.
Fucking Heather's gorgeous clenched ass, Dave didn't last very long, and he began to pick up his pace and moan, "Oh, fuck! Oh, yeah! Oh, God!" as he blew his load of hot cum into Heather's guts.
After emptying his balls into Heather's ass, he pulled out, and I got a good picture of his splooge drooling out of her pucker on its way to making a small puddle on the deck.
As Dave and Heather cleaned up with the paper towels she had handed me after her trip to the ladies room, they got dressed while I took my hanky and tried to dry the wet spot on the leg of my pants. Fortunately, they were dark-colored, so it wouldn't be that noticeable.
When we got back up on the passenger deck we found a group of seats where we could relax, and it was then that I noticed a sign that read, "Notice! Security Cameras In Operation On All Parts Of This Ship!" I had to wonder if there was a security officer somewhere with a big smile on his face and a bulge in his pants.
***
Twenty minutes into the two-hour drive to London, Heather crawled into the sleeper in the back of Dave's cab, and took a nap. As he drove, I told him about our sexpedition vacation and the adventures we'd had, so far, even showing him pictures.
Showing him a short video clip of our stage show where Sven was fucking Heather while I was under her lapping her pussy and his cock, Dave rubbed his crotch, and said, "Gor blimey, you're a lucky bloke!" I agreed that I sure as hell was, and then he asked, "And she's not put off by you giving a mate a gobby?"
I had to laugh at his slang, and said, "I'm assuming that
gobby
means a blowjob, and no; she actually thinks it's hot to see me suck a dick. She especially likes it after it's been fucking her cunt and she knows I'm sucking her juices off it. You should really give it a try if the opportunity should pop up sometime."
He shook his head, and said, "I don't think so, mate! That's not for me!"
I shrugged, and said, "I get it. But you're missing out on half the fun."
***
By the time we reached the outskirts of London, Heather was back up front with us, and we both watched in amazement as Dave guided his
lorry
down streets and around corners where I didn't think it would physically fit. He managed to get us within a block of the address Heather had given him, and before we climbed out of the cab she gave him big kiss. He then shook my hand, and said, "You've sure given me something to think on, mate. I don't know if I should thank you or curse you for it but you've got my bloody curiosity up, now. And not just about giving some bloke a gobby, but watching him bang the missus, too."
I laughed, and said, "Well, if I've planted the seed then my work here is done. And I wouldn't mind you sending me a picture or two if it happens--either or both of those things. You've got my contact info from the pictures I sent you of you with your dick up Heather's ass."
***
When we landed in Dover, Heather had called the number that Mark had given us, and the woman who answered, Vickie, had told her to
knock her up
as soon as we got to London. We knew that
knock her up