At this point, I was looking forward to each morning and what sort of teasing I'd get today. I was having a lot of fun with my wife's friend Amelié, even if she kept leaving me with blue balls. My optimism dropped on Friday though, when Amelié's journey downstairs was less spritely and more grumbly than what I'd gotten used to this week.
"Good morning," I greeted her cheerfully.
"Is it?" she replied shortly.
Amelié was wearing a tight, gray, midriff-baring, full-sleeve, zip-up running jacket and black yoga shorts. Even though she was more covered up than yesterday, I wasn't complaining. These clothes hugged every curve and she looked hot.
"I'm having a pretty good morning," I affirmed while pointedly ogling Amelié's body. "Did you not sleep well?"
"Not really," Amelié said as she stretched. "Not all of us are getting oral from a hot, blue-eyed Latina every day, you know? Masturbation only gets you so far. I'm horny and I'm frustrated."
"Horny and frustrated and someone isn't getting you off. I wouldn't know how that feels..." I said sarcastically.
"Fuck you," Amelié said, with a smile flickering in her eyes and the corners of her mouth. "It's not my job to get you off. That's what you have Julia's mouth for." She took a few steps toward me.
"Right, it's just your job to tease me."
Amelié bent at the waist as she leaned over the armrest toward me. "I don't know what you're talking about! I'm just trying to enjoy my vacation. What happens to your dick is none of my business." At the word 'dick,' Amelié reached through the flap of my pajamas and pulled mine out. Her soft hands didn't linger long. "I'm going for a run," she declared. "I need to work some of this energy off."
Amelié turned and exited the house, leaving me on the couch with my dick pointed at the ceiling.
***
Amelié returned about an hour later. There was a sheen of sweat glistening over her whole body. Her cheeks were red from the exertion. Her messy ponytail bobbed temptingly.
"Feeling better," I asked.
"Much," she said cheerfully. "I needed some cardio, in one form or another."
As we talked, the phone rang. Amelié answered it. I could only hear the one side of the conversation of course, but I was able to piece it together well enough.
"Hello? Hendrickson household... Eastside Urology?" Amelié smirked at me. "Yes, this is Julia Hendrickson," she lied. "You're calling for a post-op check in? That's so kind! Jimmy is doing great. He seems to be healing up fine. My man's penis is in fine working order! I've tested it myself!" Amelié giggled. "Actually... I didn't get a chance to talk to you, doc. Can I ask a few follow up questions?"
On the one hand, I was glad Julia hadn't actually answered that call. If she'd asked follow up questions, she would've caught me in my prank that was honestly getting a bit out of hand. On the other hand, what could Amelié be up to?
"So I know I'm supposed to help Jimmy cum 14 days in a row, and we're halfway through that." Amelié plowed through that without waiting for the doctor to correct her. "My question is: does it have to be blowjobs? For example, could I just jack him off? Or maybe, could I tittyfuck him?" As Amelié asked, she pulled the zipper of her jacket down until the two sides separated. With her cleavage exposed from clavicle to belly button, I could see she wasn't wearing anything under the jacket, but the two sides hung loosely in a way that still covered the interesting parts of her boobs. "I just wanna know if I can use other holes besides my mouth." I was never going to be able to go back to that office. "Uh huh. Uh huh. Got it, so your professional opinion is that Jimmy should be able to resume his normal activities. Perfect. Also, do I have to do it alone? Or can I get my friend to help make him cum? Doc? Doc should I be measuring his cum for anything? Like, do I need him to cum in a cup so we can see if there's a change in average volume, or is it okay that I'm letting him splatter his cum all over my face and my tits? Doc? Are you still there? Huh." Amelié looked at me as she hung up the phone. "I think we got disconnected at some point."
"Oh my God, Amelié. I'm never gonna be able to show my face there again. I certainly can't take Julia there. She'd be so confused by the looks everyone would give her."
"Oh she'll be fine. I'm really getting her to open up this week."
"Well, that's true," I conceded. "So you have no idea what I'm talking about, huh? You're just trying to enjoy your vacation? What happens to my dick is none of your business?"
Amelié smirked at me. "Well, sometimes I like to stick my nose in other people's business..."
***
By the time Julia got home, Amelié had showered and dressed in an outfit she claimed was intended to combat the heat: a drop armhole tank top and nothing else. The shirt was just barely long enough to cover her pussy, but when she turned, everything from her waist to her armpit was visible through the giant sleeve opening, including a generous amount of sideboob.
The moment Julia stepped through the door into our house, Amelié confronted her. "Jules, I'm so glad you're home! We need to talk!"
Julia panicked. "What! What happened!?"
"The urologist called today..." Amelié started.
Now I panicked. Was Amelié going to finally tell Julia the truth that I'd lied to her about the doctor's post-vasectomy care instructions?
Amelié continued, "...and he said it's vitally important that you extract as much cum from Jimmy as you can each day. You need to empty him out as much as possible to make sure the procedure was successful and heals properly."
"Oh, ok!" My gullible wife believed her longtime friend immediately. "Haven't we been doing that? I mean, I've been blowing him every day!"
"That's a good start, but the doctor said that the more cum you get out, the better. Did you know that if you tease a cock all day, then when it's finally allowed to orgasm, the cum load will be bigger?"
"I had heard that, but I wasn't sure it was true..." Julia looked at me for confirmation, so I nodded.