Amateur Night at the Gold Club by Sexy Geek
We were just sitting around the living room when the phone rang. George answered it. In a few minutes I heard him say, "I'll ask Mary." Then he hollered in at me, "Hey, Gary wants to know if we will go with Linda and him to the Gold Club tonight."
"What," I called, "is the Gold Club?'
"Well, it's a very nice place. High class. Serves good sandwiches and has live entertainment," he said.
"Live entertainment? A comedy club?" I asked.
"Well, no....." he said, sheepishly.
"What is the entertainment, then?" I asked.
"It's ... uh ... an exotic club." He stammered.
"Exotic? Tahitian?" I was starting to get the idea, but I thought I would let him stew a bit.
"No, not exactly ... it has exotic dancers..." He finally got it out.
"EXOTIC DANCERS?" I chuckled. "You mean strippers, don't you?"
"Well, yeah," he said. "But Gary says that Linda wants to go there tonight. So we might as well join them."
I thought that idea over. If a strip club would turn George on, I thought I might get the benefit later in the bedroom. So I agreed. "Let me go put something suitable on," I said.
I went in the bedroom and looked over my wardrobe. If the purpose of going to a strip club was to get my man turned on, I wanted to dress suitably. I took off all my clothes, and then regarded myself in the mirror. I do think I look pretty good naked. I am short with a slim figure. My butt is tight and firm but nice and round. My dark pussy hair is always kept neatly trimmed in a little delta above the pink lips. My legs are not skinny, but well turned out, especially in high heels. So the first thing I did was slip on a silky black thong that split the cheeks of my butt and high heel black shoes that lifted me almost 4" higher and gave my legs a nice turn and made my ass roll as I walked.
I considered my small, perky tits. The nipples were hard just from thinking about teasing George. I had a couple of sweaters I could wear with no bra, but on consideration I chose instead a filmy black bra trimmed with lace. Then I put a semi transparent white top over it, knowing that the black bra outlined my tits under the top. I unbuttoned enough buttons so that cleavage and the top of the bra showed when I bent forward just a little bit.
Then I picked out my shortest red miniskirt and squirmed into it. It barely covered my crotch in front. I looked over my shoulder into the mirror and bent forward, seeing it ride up to show just the bottom of my ass cheeks when I did that. When I sat on the bed with my legs crossed, I showed nothing but legs, legs, legs. But when I spread them a bit the black silk of the panties peeked out. I figured I was ready for the strip club.
I went out to the living room and posed for George. He gave me a good look top to bottom. Then he came over, took me in his arms and planted his big hands right on my ass. He pushed me toward him and I could feel his hard cock through his pants.
"Maybe we should just stay home," he hinted.
"Oh, no, babe, you are the one panting to see naked women. Come on, let's go." I pushed him away and led the way out to the car. As I got in the passenger seat, I made sure to flash him a good look at my black panties, and then down my blouse. I gave his crotch a quick rub and then he went around to the driver's seat.
As he got in I slid next to him and put my hand on his thigh. He put his arm around me and let his hand slip down onto my tit. "My gosh," I thought, "he hasn't done that since we dated in High School!"
We lost no time getting to the Gold Club. Gary and Linda met us in the parking lot. Linda is just the opposite of me, taller, a bit heavy set, a wide firm ass, and the biggest set of boobs of anybody I know. She was in a very low cut blouse and a skirt longer than mine but slit up the side almost to her hip. I couldn't see anything resembling panties showing under it. Gary had his hand on that ass as they walked into the club.
As we walked in, seated at a table near the door were our friends Joe and Kathy. I was a bit surprised, but Joe waved and said, "Glad you guys could make it!"
George chuckled and whispered to me, "Joe said Kathy has a surprise for us this evening."
We joined them at the table. The waitress came and we ordered soft drinks and sandwiches. It was hard to concentrate on the menu because of the blaring music, and also because of the naked woman gyrating on the stage close by. Her principal interest seemed to be lying on her back and spreading her legs and flexing her pussy. The men sitting around the stage were grinning in approval.
As the sandwiches came, she picked up the bills lying around the stage and walked off to great applause. Another dancer, this one a tall blonde in a small bikini came out and began dancing around. I sipped my soda and nibbled my sandwich. I saw all three of the men rapt as the dancer took off her top and showed firm hard boobs that had obviously been pumped up. They hardly moved as she bounced around.
I glanced at Linda and saw her enjoying her sandwich and watching Gary with amusement. Then I turned to look at Kathy. She was not eating, but leaning forward and watching the dancers intently as if she was really interested. The girl on stage was sitting on the edge now, and rubbing her tits up against one of the audience men. Kathy was taking note of it all.
After rubbing tits on the heads of a couple of bald guys sitting at the rail, the dancer untied her bottoms and let them drop off, displaying a neatly shaved pussy. She squatted down and rubbed it, then began walking around the stage spreading her legs with each step. It looked awkward and silly to me, but the me were obviously entranced. So, apparently, was Kathy.
Several dancers appeared, got naked, and left. Some used the pole, some just gyrated on the floor, all of them gave boob rubs to the front row. I was beginning to yawn with boredom. I could see Linda felt the same way. But our men were taking it all in and clapping enthusiastically. Kathy, for some reason, was joining in the applause too. She poked Joe and pointed at the tip money being thrown on stage, so Joe took a bill out of his pocket and tossed it up there. Seeing that George and Gary did the same thing. I looked at Linda and shrugged.
Before long, the DJ blared over the speakers, "Fifteen minutes until Amateur Night begins! First prize is $500. Sign up at the booth now!"
At that, George turned to me and grinned. Gary did the same thing to Linda. "Hey, Babe," Gary said, "why don't you enter that? Your boobs should be worth $500!" Linda glared at him.
George started to open his mouth, but I replied,"Not a chance, big boy. Nobody looks at this pussy but you!" Well, that seemed to satisfy him. His hand came over and poked up under my skirt and I felt his finger brush protectively up my slit.
I looked over at Joe to see if he was kidding Kathy too, but to my surprise Kathy was nowhere to be seen. I figured she had gone to the ladies room.
She still was not back as the first amateur was introduced. She was a pretty good looking redhead and a hot dancer. She moved all over the stage as she peeled off a tight sweater to show small boobs with big nipples. Then she peeled off her shorts and danced to the edge of the stage in only a pink thong. She rubbed her boobs on several guys who all took out bills and slipped them in to the strap of her thong. Eventually she stood up and slowly pulled the thong down over her pussy which was shaved into a landing strip of red hair. She was pretty acrobatic and lifted her leg high so her pussy almost split. This drew cheers and lots of bills tossed onto the stage. I figured for an amateur she was pretty good.
Another couple of amateurs danced, fairly ineptly. One had a good tight body and a fine ass, one was older and her big tits were beginning to droop, but they both got lots of applause and a bunch of tips. I had to admire their guts. Each one of them had a guy sitting by the stage urging her on. I figured all of them would get super banged as soon as they got home because their guys would be so turned on.
Then the DJ said, "Now one of our regular contestants, Miss Desiree Lacock!" I groaned at that phony stage name, but just then Joe stood up and gestured our two men up to the stage seats with him. I was wondering why he did that when Miss Desiree Lacock appeared on stage. There, wearing a filmy red negligee and with tons of red lipstick piled on, was Kathy! Suddenly I understood why we were invited here.
Desiree/Kathy undulated around the stage, and I was impressed with how sexy she looked. She came near the edge and bent forward, allowing a nice look down the top of her negligee at her firm round boobs. Slowly she pulled one shoulder strap down, then the other, and allowed the front of the filmy material to slide down her boobs. Then she turned her back and pulled the top off, revealing her firm perky boobs only in the mirror at the back of the stage. She shook her shoulders making them bounce prettily.