Lizzy walked down the jetway a couple steps ahead of me, giving me a chance to ogle her butt. Her pale blue leggings were a second skin; the ass underneath was round, firm, and flawless.
Not even sure how I noticed, but the guy walking next to me was ogling her butt, too. I traded a glance with him and we both grinned.
Yeah, this would be a good Vegas getaway.
Question was: now that we were here, what did we do?
One possibility was the business card curled in my pocket: the one that the stewardess had pushed into my hand. All it had was a name and a phone number. She'd squeezed my hand around it, and I still wasn't sure what that meant. Please call her? Call her, but not right away? Call her, but just me, not as a couple? What did the squeeze mean?
Forgive me: this kinda thing happens from time to time, but there's no guide book. Every time somebody does something that's supposed to mean something special, "it" (whatever "it" is) actually means something different to every person.
There are times I'd trade my abs for being psychic. Then again, if I did, I wouldn't have girls pressing their business cards into my hand.
A step ahead, Lizzy peeled off, weaving out of the foot traffic from the plane. She stopped and stared out the big, panoramic windows towards... Vegas. There it was. I stared with her for a second. Wow, yeah. You could see the Strip from here.
Just up the terminal, there was a kiosk filled with brochures. All the touristy stuff. Even at a distance, a couple things caught my eye.
Lizzy glanced at me. "We're here! What should we do?"
Maybe the kiosk caught her eye, too? "I was wondering the same thing."
"You suggested Vegas," she laughed.
"Explore," I shrugged. "I've never been here."
"You've never been to Vegas?!"
"I've been to Kandahar, I've been to Cairo, I've been to Mumbai, but no, I've never been to Las Vegas. You've been here, from the sound it. What's there to do here?"
Lizzy took a sharp breath, like she was going to fill me in, then she just sorta deflated. She shrugged. "I've been here three times. All of them with the girls. Every time, it's the same: we drive like maniacs up from L.A., get a room on the strip, drink, gamble, dance, flirt, eat, nap, throw up, drink, gamble a little more until the buzz wears off, then drive back to L.A. with a million other people."
"Dancing sounds good, but never been a huge gambler. Flirting, yes, eating... good food here?"
"You'll be amazed."
"Throwing up?"
"More the alcohol than the bulimia," she clarified.
"That's... nice."
"You know what?" she asked.
"No. What?"
"I've always wanted to catch a show."
"Okay, that's a start..."
Aren't most shows at night? I checked my watch: 1400 hrs. Return flight was at 1800, tomorrow, so we've got 28ish hours to jam as much as we possibly can. I glanced out the window, checking the sun, and got my bearings. Okay, yeah, early afternoon, but early fall. Sunset would be at...? Who cares. I'm on vacation. Show times. Shows? What shows do they have out here?
Lizzy was staring at me.
"What?"
"You've got that look."
"What look?"
"Like you're planning an attack."
"Sorta. Vegas was my idea..." I felt that business card in my pocket. Clearly the gal wanted me to call. She was hot. If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd text her right now. Then again... my weirdo girlfriend would want me to text her. If she wants to meet, that could change our plans. "Okay, let me check a couple things. You..."
Lizzy stood like she was awaiting orders.
"Uh, mill about smartly."
She squinted at me. "Huh?"
"I don't know. Go look hot or something. Oh, wait: you already are..."
She smiled at me and turned around, pulling out her phone.
Okay, first things first: I checked the business card and texted the stew. < Hi! This is James, from the LA-Vegas flight. You helped me and my girlfriend not get arrested! LOL! >
And... send. Next? Right: show.
So, like an hour ago, we'd just made boarding, and were in line right behind a long haired, bearded hippie-looking dude named Jesus. Pretty sure Lizzy scandalized him her slutty-girlfriend talk, but he smiled and boarded ahead of us. Last words? "All you need is love."
Maybe it was Jesus, for real. Or George Harrison.
The Beatles had been going through my head ever since. Check the Vegas shows, and... wavelength. Book two tickets? I felt the business card. Three? Two? Three? Two. Booked. Be at the Mirage by 1845. This would be a nice surprise.
Text. The Stewardess! That was quick. < Hi! I'm going through to New York tonight, but I'll be back in LA on Wednesday. Do you two want to meet up? >
Us two? Oh, thank God. That takes the guesswork out of it. Also, lucky call on the two tickets instead of three. < Yeah, definitely. Meet somewhere? Want us to pick you up at the airport? >
< Pickup would be great. Will reach out tomorrow! >
< Cool! >
I glanced over my shoulder. Lizzy was holding up her phone, just so. Right, selfie.
So, what now? Drinking, gambling, dancing... all that seemed like nighttime stuff. I glanced back at the kiosk and saw a picture of a helicopter over the Vegas skyline. Tour flights. Perfect. Time for a little recon. Tickets booked for... now.
Shit. Gotta move.
#
Mad dash to the far side of the airport.
We left our roll-ons in the Maverick office and trotted across the helicopter pad. The turbine was whining, the blades were spinning up, the rotor wash starting to blow.
One of the ground crew held the front starboard door open.
A guy in khakis, blue shirt and a head-set shouted over the noise from the cockpit. "Hey, I'm Steve, I'll be your pilot!"
Lizzy climbed into the helicopter. Naturally, ground crew guy and I both stared at her ass she climbed in. There was definitely a damp patch between her pale blue thighs. I think I left part of that there during our last flight.
Ground Crew shot me a look and a grin. We traded a fist-bump as I realized this chopper actually had two guest seats in front, and no co-pilot. Okay, cool. I climbed in after her.
Steve handed us headsets. "Hey, welcome to Vegas. This your first flight?"
"YEAH!" Lizzy was stoked.
I looked around the cockpit. One Airbus to another. "First flight in one of these."
Steve gave me a second look. "You look more like a Sikorsky guy."
"Yeah," I laughed. "Regular passenger, at least."
We lifted off, pressing us back into the seats. Steve's voice came over the headsets. "Welcome to the lap of luxury, my friends..."
We circled, climbing, and it felt like he was giving the stick a little extra. "Okay, to your left..."
From the air, a big radome-looking thing ("The Sphere," apparently), the fountains of the Bellagio (which looked impressive from the air, so that would have to be a stop), and the Formula 1 Pit Building. Then there was the High Roller ferris wheel thingy, though we were well above it. Then there was the Strat... and some crazy fucker jumping off of it.
Lizzy's eyes went wide as saucers.
"That's..." I leaned in. "That doesn't quite look like bungie jumping."
Steve shook his head. "They used to have bungie at Circus-Circus, but no more. Stratosphere comes pretty close, though."
Lizzy glanced at me, then right back out at toward whoever had just jumped. She always had big eyes, but right now... Jesus. "That's insane!"
I shrugged. "Depends on who's running it."
"I couldn't..." she shook her head.
Suddenly, I knew what we were doing next. Should probably get a room somewhere first, though.
Going on 15 minutes, the helicopter was headed back to the Maverick pad. Lizzy's nipples could've doubled as navigation lights, so it was nice to know she'd enjoyed our first stop.
I looked up and down the strip: hotel-hotel-hotel-hotel... I needed help, so I leaned around to address the pilot while gesturing toward my girlfriend. "So, Lizzy here is a world-class artist. Pretty sure her stuff is gonna be in a gallery, soon. What's the best hotel for a painter like her?"
Captain Steve glanced at her, then separately at her B-cup high-beams, then tried to look away. He considered it a second longer and finally nodded. "Well, for sculpture, I'd say the Bellagio or the Venetian. For her, though, best place might be the Artisan..."
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Outside the helipad, a taxi pulled up as we stepped out. Overweight cabbie climbed out of the Prius, adjusted his suspenders, and pointed at the roll-ons with his unlit cigar. Thick New York accent. "Headed to a hotel?"
"Yes, Cap'n O., how'd you know?"
He was staring at Lizzy's bod. "Lemme guess: some place with a nice pool! Am I right?"
I shook my head. "We did not fly to the desert to go swimming."
Lizzy was giggling as she hopped into the back seat.
"The Artisan..."
The cabbie popped open rear hatch and glanced around as he hefted the roll-ons. "Hoo! Robbin' the cradle, buddy!"
"Really? Do I really look that old?"
"Nah," he waved me off. "I'm just fuckin' witch ya. Artisan?"
"Yep."
"It's da Lexi, now."
"Da what?"
"Fuggedaboud it. I'll get ya theh."
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We got an accidental ground-level tour as we headed up the main drag. We went past the big black pyramid, and I could not imagine how they got away with that giant, bright light right next to the airport.
MGM Grand to the right, the Aria to left. Beautiful buildings, and it was wild to see this stuff in person after seeing it in pictures, and commercials and movies, and hearing stories.
I felt like a rube tourist... and I kinda liked it.
The Bellagio, off to the left. The fountains were amazing, even more so from the ground. The Venetian to the right. Wait, was that water? Like an actual canal? Actual gondolas?
When you live in the desert, and you want to show off, what tells people you're rich? Water. It made sense now.
I glanced at Lizzy, then back at the boats. It did look romantic. I wondered if the gondoliers sang. Maybe we'd hit it and find out.
Hang a left at the Sahara, and towering over us, just ahead...? The Strat. My evil plans would soon be realized...
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The Lexi was definitely a boutique hotel, emphasizing the art. A bit kitschy in spots, but it did have a ton of paintings.
"Oh, Cezanne!" Lizzy shrieked.
"Bless you."
"No, it's a..." She saw my look. "Funny."