I was so horny. I had dumped my last boyfriend two months ago and while I did not miss his narcissism, I did miss his cock. And if I am to be completely honest, also his fingers and tongue. I was naked, spreadeagle on the lounge half-heartedly watching a compilation of men sending cum spraying across women's bellies and breasts as I played with my clit. I have always loved playing with men, using my mouth and hands, as well as my pussy, until they are hard and desperate to come, then watching them cum over my body. As I scrolled through Tinder, I thought of my ex, and the huge loads of cum he would land on me. Should I text him to come over?
Swipe left, left, left, cute dog but left, left, left, bunch of guys but not sure which is the guy in the profile, so left, left, all muscles so definitely left, why the fuck does he have a fish? Boring.
Nice eyes. Right. He is online, "Hi", sends me dick pick, fuck off, left.
Left, left. Nice smile, sexy eyes, local, a profile that does not take himself too seriously, Steve, why not... swipe right.
Waiting.
Waiting.
He responds "I love that top you have on in your picture. It really highlights your body."
Mmmm. Talking about my body in the first contact. Creepy or not? Focusing on my clothes, is he gay?
"Thanks, it's one of my favourites."
We chat for about half an hour. Wow, maybe Tinder can work. We agree to message each other again tomorrow after work. Yep... he has a job.
I decide to be up-front about what I am looking for, that is, a random fuck or maybe a friend with benefits if we can stand each other, but he beats me too it.
"I would love to meet you in person, but I want to be honest, I'm not looking for anything too long term at the moment."
How do I respond?
"So what are you looking for," I ask. I definitely should not be browsing Tinder when I am so horny, but then again, I guess that is what it's for. I'm definitely hoping he gets highly personal about where he wants me to wrap my legs as he enters me.
"Someone to have fun with, maybe get intimate if the mood takes us."
"Get intimate, what are you, 60?"
"Sorry to dissapoint you, but if you want a 60 year old, I can hook you up with my dad."
A sense of humour. Better by the minute.
"I get where you are coming from. I actually really need some intimacy at the moment." Was I too subtle? Should I have just come out and said I needed to fuck.
We agree to meet the next day after work at a café in the park by the river. We'll have a few drinks and sus each other out.
It was a warm evening, and I was hoping to fuck, so I had worn a mid-thigh length skirt that I knew would ride up when I sat down, lacy midnight blue panties and tight tee shirt with some inane words on it. What was my bra like... nope... no bra. I gave my breasts a bit of a shake. Yep, nicely bouncy 36C's without looking completely slutty.
Three drinks and a plate of nachos in and he has his hand resting on the inside of my thigh and I am telling him how skilled my last boyfriend was with his tongue. It is very obvious that we both want to fuck. I slide my hand under the table and up his thigh to rest on his cock. Stroking him through his pants. He is definitely pleased to see me.
"Let's go for a walk, there is a path along the river," he suggests.
I play through the rules for first dates, especially Tinder dates:
Meet somewhere public, with other people around - check.
Let someone know where you are going and who you are meeting - check.
Don't fuck on the first date - yeah, well, that's more of a guideline than a rule.
Don't walk off into the dark park with a guy you only just met - Mmmm. Is he going to try to kiss me? is he going to try to fuck me? I bloody hope so. Is he going to strangle me and leave my body to be found by dog walkers in the morning? Unlikely.
"OK, do you promise to behave yourself," I asked flirtingly.
"Definitely not," he responded huskily.
"Even better," I replied wantonly. He paid the bill then took my hand and led me across the grassed area towards the cycle path and the river.
Our first kiss was standing under a streetlight, I think he wanted me to feel safe.
I dragged him by the hand into the shadows, and for the second kiss he had me pressed up against a tree. I could feel his erection pressing into my belly as our tongues danced in each other's mouths. I ran my fingers through his hair, and he slid a hand up under my shirt to cup and massage my breast.
When we broke from the kiss my nipples were hard against my shirt and I watched as he had to adjust himself, to make his cock straight in his pants.