I sent my wife off on a break to her sister's up North and I left her with one small task, one souvenir, I wanted from their break.
A photo - a simple photo.
What could be easier? After all this is the facebook era, selfies of the two of them were bound to be popping up at regular intervals. Here we are at dinner, here we are going for a walk along the cliffs, you know the sort.
My souvenir photo was to be of two bare bottoms.
Not just any two bare bottoms. Theirs, of course. The sisters side by side, pants down.
In my head - two very nice bottoms which just screamed out to be naked.
Oh and it had to be outside, at the beach or in the bush.
My wife giggled when I gave her the task. Most importantly she didn't say no.
A couple of days later I got a text, a nice photo of the surf and a message saying they were going for a walk through the park.
Lovely I responded - don't forget my photo.
"Ha Ha," came the text back.
An hour or so later, bing goes the phone and up pops a photo of my wife, leaning on a sign, yes with her pants down.
Mmmm I thought as I imagined her being brave enough to drop her pants in public.
But it wasn't quite enough. "Nice, but it doesn't meet the full criteria," I pointed out by text.
Bing came the reply, "my sister says you've had one rump, don't get greedy."
"Oh, but I was hoping for a double serve."
"Have some lamb instead," came the reply.
"Bring that rump home for a spanking," says I, to which I received a quick response from her "that last text wasn't me!"
Ah that cheeky sister, wouldn't I like to share the spanking with her.
Later in the evening as we spoke on the phone the topic 'happened' to come up again.
Wouldn't have been fun I suggested - and quite exciting - for you both to have asked a stranger to take the photo.
"Mmmm" she said (with just a hint of doubt in her voice) "but she (her sister) wouldn't be in it and in any case there were so many people about."
Her sister had been quite happy to take the photo of my wife dropping her pants in a public place, I thought to myself, so there was at least a flicker of interest.
"You know," I said to her, "I don't mind if you get John (her sister's newish lover) to take it."
"Oooh," she said, "you mean you don't mind if he gets to see me with my pants down?"
"Not at all," I said and I could sense her pausing to visualise.
"Hmmm," she said slowly and steered the conversation off on to more mundane topics.
That's about it for that little game, I thought to myself, as I went to bed.
Imagine my surprise when very late the next night I'm woken up by my phone going BING (at least it seemed that loud) and when I open it there they are - my blurry eyes trying to focus on one, no TWO beautiful bottoms.
Two bottoms. Very bare and most surprisingly, quite red.
Naturally I was straight on the phone and amidst slurring and giggles I extracted at least some of the story.
Yes the photo was near the backyard pool so one of my key criteria had not been met - it wasn't a public place. One black mark but the rest of the story not too bad!
"Ummm," she said slightly drunkenly but starting to sober up, "you know you suggested getting someone to take the photo?"
"Well that's what eventually happened."
"Ooh," I said getting a distinct tingle through my body, "hang on though, explain what you mean by eventually, and why were your bottoms looking so red?"
"Well it's a long story she said and I may have been naughty," she said.
"I've got as long as you need" I responded.
"Well," she said, taking a long breath, "last night after we spoke Sis and I sat and talked, just the two of us, for ages."
"Eventually the conversation came back around to the photo and the possibility of you spanking me. I think she always guessed I sometimes let you spank me, and she certainly knows you love bottoms - including hers - which, by the way, I hear you may have told her once or twice??"
"And?" I said, refusing to be diverted by such an amateur attempt to switch the focus.
"And I kinda told her about our previous conversation, about asking a stranger to take the photo or maybe her boyfriend."
"And what did she say?" I asked.
"She looked surprised and a little delighted, we laughed about it, and that was that."