A Pre Nuptial Agreement.
I couldn't believe my luck when Miranda agreed to marry me. I'd known her for a while but, generally, I'd only been able to admire her from afar. We'd originally met at a Women's Institute fete my mother had helped organise; mother had dragged me along as my father had got the flu. Her friend and co-organiser had managed to rope in her daughter to help and she arrived with Miranda in tow. They put us together on a stall selling tea and coffee and we seemed to click, laughing and joking and chatting easily. Unfortunately, we only spent a few hours together before Miranda's boyfriend turned up. He was quite athletic in build and had a sullen, disinterested look. I took an instant dislike to him, especially when Miranda introduced me; he gave me a cursory look and nodded as though I wasn't worth the breath of a 'hello'. Miranda dropped everything, made her excuses and left. I remember her mother watching Miranda walk off with him and saying to my mother, 'He's the latest, I wish she could find someone decent.'
'Don't worry,' said mother, 'she's young, she'll find someone,' and she shot me a wistful glance.
I remember feeling a dull sense of disappointment as I watched Miranda walk off with her morose boyfriend. I fell in love with her that day; her looks were captivating, her personality bewitching. She was very special.
I saw Miranda several times during the next two years and each time we got on famously. Our rare meetings were enough to keep me smitten. She became a sort of fetish, she was never far from my mind.
Then an opportunity arose. My mother mentioned, as an aside to some other conversation, that Miranda had moved back home, temporarily. Her relationship had broken up and she'd had to sell the jointly owned flat.
'Poor Miranda, as well as all that she's being made redundant, her firm's going to the wall, she does seem to pick them.'
At first, I couldn't quite get my head around why anybody would want to break up with Miranda, but I didn't dwell on this, I was far more excited by the prospect of her availability.
As luck would have it, we needed a temp at my firm. I run an estate agents, and, if I say so myself, it's very successful, largely because my partner Charles and I work bloody hard. We have several branches and employ several secretaries to handle the various appointments and enquiries. One of our secretaries was due to go on maternity leave and we hadn't yet bothered to get a replacement.
'She could always come and work for us,' I said, casually, and I explained the situation at work. 'I couldn't promise anything permanent but it might tide her over.'
'Oh George, do you mean it?'
Mother got straight on the phone to Miranda's mother. They called me a knight in shining armour; but it wasn't chivalry that prompted the job offer, my motives were more self serving. Miranda's gratitude would do me credit. If she took the job she would be able to observe me in my working environment, as the boss, which would give me the chance to demonstrate other characteristics which I hadn't yet had the opportunity to display. Also, by having Miranda close each day, I could work on a plan to develop our relationship on a more intimate basis. I know I'm not exceptional in the physical department but I felt confident that my personality and economic situation would more than make up for any shortfall in that area.
I've always enjoyed work but from the moment Miranda started it became a pleasure. I tried desperately to impress her, as did Charles. I'd made him aware that Miranda had just come out of a painful relationship and, give him his due, he was very respectful and gentlemanly, although he couldn't resist some of his playful quips from time to time. Charles is a bit of a ladies' man but his relationships rarely last. He can be a bit arrogant and he does think he's God's gift, but he can also be very charming and attentive. I suspect he was of a similar mould to some of Miranda's previous boyfriends which is why Miranda didn't appear to be taken in by his charms.
I didn't pay Miranda too much attention at first, just the odd chat over a coffee to check that she was settling in okay. Then, when she'd been with us for a couple of weeks, I casually invited her for 'a quick drink' after work. We got on terrifically and after a couple of drinks our conversation drifted from work and she opened up a little, became a little more personal; she began to confide in me. She told me about her previous relationships which generally ended disastrously and she mused about her inability to find the right man.
'Why can't men be as nice as you?'
I felt bolstered by this compliment and took it as a green light. We formed a connection and after several more Friday evening drinks we began to see each other at weekends. I'd go shopping with her and I must say I enjoyed giving my opinion and helping her choose clothes and make up. After several months we became physically intimate, a development in the relationship which blew me away.
We tended to make love about once a week. It never took long. I was so fired up by her physical beauty that I could rarely contain myself for more than a few minutes. We used to laugh about her effect on me but she said she was satisfied and I believed her. I couldn't have been happier. Not long after that I summoned the courage and proposed.
'Are you sure you really know me that well, George? After all, we've only really known each other for a few months, I can be a real bitch at times and I like to get my own way. Are you sure you can put up with me?'
She was smiling but she seemed quite serious. I had seen flashes of a hot temper, but these occasions were infrequent and I was always able to placate her. I assured her that I'd never been happier and I was elated when she accepted my proposal. The following few months were blissful as we planned and prepared for the wedding.
It was about a month ago that the shock came. It was a Saturday. I usually work on Saturdays, it's one of our busiest days. Unusually, two successive appointments were cancelled from midday so I decided to surprise Miranda and take her out for lunch. Charles was already out on an appointment so I just let the secretary know and made my way over to Miranda's flat. En route, I stopped to buy some flowers. It's difficult to find a parking space in Miranda's road but I was lucky enough to find a spot about fifty yards from her flat. Having manoeuvred and parked I began to open the car door when I saw Charles leaving the block of flats where she lived. I felt a lurch in my stomach as I watched him stride jauntily to his car and drive off. Did he have an appointment in the flats? Was he seeing Miranda for some innocent reason? I got out of the car, left the flowers on the back seat, went up to her flat and knocked, nervously, on her door. She answered, smiling, but her face dropped when she saw me and she looked flustered.
'George, darling, what a pleasant surprise, I thought you were at work.'
'I was,' I said, 'but a couple of appointments were cancelled and I thought I'd surprise you and take you to lunch.'
She was dressed in a red, three quarter length, silk chemise which she self consciously tightened around herself.
'To tell you the truth I've only just got up, I've not been feeling well, I think I'm coming down with something.'
'Oh my goodness, you poor thing,' I said, feigning sympathy. 'Come on, get yourself back to bed.'
She began to protest but I waved my hand. 'Nonsense,' I said, as I led the way to the bedroom, 'let's get you settled in bed and I'll go and get you some paracetamol.' I walked into the bedroom and feelings of anger and jealousy overwhelmed me. The duvet had been thrown from the bed ('I was so hot last night I kicked it off'), and on the floor I noticed panties, suspenders, stockings and high heels ('I was trying them on as a surprise but felt too ill to put them away'!). 'You fucking two timing bitch,' I heard myself shouting, 'you fucking whore. I know what's been going on, you've been shagging Charles haven't you?' I expected my fiery accusations to meet with protestations of innocence.
They didn't.
Miranda sat calmly on the bed and said, 'I'm sorry, George, but I told you I was a bitch didn't I?'
I was flummoxed. My anger left me and was replaced by a sort of foreboding. I was suddenly frightened that I was going to lose her. 'But why, darling, why?' I said, unable to hide the sound of a whine in my voice.
She just shrugged her shoulders. 'I just love sex, I love fucking. I have a very healthy sex drive, George, and I'm afraid, as much as I love you, you can't fulfil it.'
I was stunned. 'So why the deceit? Why go out with me?'
'Because I love you George. You are kind and nice and stable and good company but you just don't do it for me sexually.'
'But why Charles?'
'He knows what buttons to press.'
'But he's my partner for God's sake, and he's an arrogant sod.'
'Perhaps that's part of it.' She raised her eyebrows and widened her eyes in an expression of exasperation. 'George, when you make love to me it only lasts for a few minutes...'
'That's because you're such a turn on,' I said, defensively.
'Yes, but it does nothing for me. It's not fair,' she said, a little sulkily, 'I need to be fucked properly.'
Fucked properly! I'd never heard her talk like such a slut. Shamefully, I began to feel rather aroused. 'Then how would you like to be fucked properly?' I asked, aware that the intended tone of anger and sarcasm actually sounded petulant and curious.