"So whatcha doin' tomorrow?" Kris asked.
I looked up and felt the usual twitch of my cock. I was reading Diderot's Essais Complètes, dressed in a T-shirt and a pair of overlarge shorts. My gorgeous apartment mate was dressed for an evening on the town in a pink polo shirt and a pair of white shorts that appeared to have been painted on her perfect little ass.
"Actually, I get the day off," I said. "How did you know?"
She giggled. "It's a big holiday. What? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Nothing," I said. "I just didn't realize you were such a Francophile. I'm impressed."
In truth, I was stunned. Hell, I would have been surprised if she could have found France on a map of Europe. Kris and I had been roommates for over a month now, ever since they closed down the sophomore dorm and I had needed to find a place for the summer. As a junior, Kris could live off-campus, and she was more than happy to sublet her absent friend's room. As beautiful and sweet and nice as she was, she was no Rhodes Scholar. While I was spending the summer working for my Western Intellectual History professor, she was interning for the Athletic Department.
"What are you talking about?" she asked.
"Bastille Day? Tomorrow, the fourteenth of July? The national holiday of France?"
She giggled again. "You think Elaine Baranger is giving you the day off to celebrate a French holiday?"
"Well, yeah," I said. "I'm studying the writings of the French philosophes during the Enlightenment."
"Is Miss Baranger French?" she asked.
"No, she's from Australia, I think," I said. "Or New Zealand, with that sort of accent. Somewhere like that. I never asked."
"Maybe one of them has a big holiday tomorrow," Kris said with a big smile.
"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
"I am, Robert "Smarty" Jones. I guess you don't know everything after all."
She was still sore at me for beating her and a team of two girlfriends at Trivial Pursuit at the beginning of the summer. We had never played again.
"So are you going to tell me what it is?" I asked. "Please?"
Her smile grew even bigger.
"Google it, Smarty," she said. "I'll be back late. Don't wait up."
"Oh, come on," I pleaded. "Give me a hint."
She turned and looked back over her shoulder. With a waggle of her eyebrows, she unzipped her shorts and pulled them down far enough to let me glimpse the tops of two perfect cheeks split by a white thong.
"Jesus Christ!"
Kris pulled her shorts back up and giggled once again.
"His holidays are in the spring and winter. See ya, Smarty."
***
I was waiting for her that night—the next morning, actually—when she returned.
"National Nude Day?" I asked.
"I thought you weren't going to wait up."
"That was before I found out about National Nude Day," I pointed out.
"And got a nice look at my ass," she added.
"You know, I'm a normal guy. After a girl like you gives me a show like that, and gives me this picture of my history teacher—"
"Who is a babe herself," Kris added.
"Who is a babe herself," I agreed, "—participating in some exhibitionist holiday, how can you possibly expect me to get any sleep?"
"Why do you always sell yourself short, Bobby?"
"This has nothing to do with me!" I protested.
"For one thing, I just can't see Elaine Baranger running around naked once a year."
"It has everything to do with you. You just said you can't see it. I can see it just fine. Miss Baranger lives in Kerner, right, the girls' dorm?"
"Yeah."
"So she's the only one there this summer. So how hard do you think it is to sneak up to the roof and catch some rays up there? I lived in Kerner last year. We were up there every weekend."
"We?"
"Kelly, Lisa, me. Elaine."
"You were up there sunbathing with . . .." I shifted uncomfortably in the chair. "Oh, God."
"And you never knew, right? And you were in South last year, weren't you?"
"Yeah."
"You can't see the roof of Kerner from the top floor of South. You have to go up to the roof. So we were pretty safe. You can't tell anyone, though. She could get in real trouble."
"Of course not. Um, trouble? How?"
"At Good Shepherd College? And she doesn't have tenure, right?"
She was right on both counts. It was a very conservative institution, and Miss Baranger was only an associate professor. She was only twenty-six years old, and had just finished her master's degree. She had only just started working on her doctorate, which she would need before they even considered her for tenure.
"The same reason she'll never go out with you," Kris added.
I spat the coffee that I was sipping across the table.
"See?" she said amid laughter. "It is about you."
"Go out with me? What would possibly make you think she would ever go out with me?"
"She won't. I just said that. Not while she's here."
"Here on Earth," I agreed.
"No, here at this college. So now we get back to my first question. Why are you always selling yourself short?"
"Oh, come on. Alright, what would possibly make you think a woman like that would ever go out with a guy like me? How's that?"
"How about a woman like me?"
"Okay, then, a woman like you. Same thing."
"Why would I go out with you? You've never asked me out."
"You've heard the expression 'out of my league,' haven't you? We all know generally what league we're in. That's how we go through life without getting rejected every time we ask someone on a date."
"So when was the last time you asked someone out on a date?" she asked.
I opened and closed my mouth. It had been a while.
"Exactly. So what the hell do you have to lose? What, 'cause you're short? 'Cause you had to go into the Army for two years so you could afford to go to school? Look, you're cute, you're smart—oh, don't roll your eyes at me. I know, I know, Elaine Baranger only gave you a B-plus. She also gave you a summer job. Where was I? Cute, smart, and you're funny. And you had two years in the Army so you're way more mature than all the other guys here. Maybe that's not enough for some women. But it is for others. And yet you're constantly selling yourself short."
"So if I asked you out, you'd—"
"Well, not while we're roommates, no. How weird would that be?"
"Don't you have to sleep?" I asked. "Get ready for work tomorrow?"
"Changing the subject? Okay, yeah. I have a job. My boss told me not to hurry in."
"National Nude Day?" I asked.
"He just dropped me off," she said. "He'll be in late tomorrow, too. We Americans don't have a day to celebrate parading around naked, ya know? Sleep well, Bobby. Try not to think about Elaine up on top of that roof."
She left in a peal of laughter. I sat there thinking about, well, about Elaine Baranger lying naked on the roof of Kerner Dorm.
I retreated to my bedroom and pulled out a picture of a young Elaine Baranger that I had printed off the Internet. It was probably five or six years old, when she was still in college. She was standing with a toothy smile aimed more at the photographer than the camera. Her thumbs hooked in the waistband of her jeans. Her hair in the picture was a little blonder and a little longer; she was clearly much more comfortable with her body now. And then there were those breasts, soft pert globes beautifully outlined by the tight sweater she was wearing.
I put the picture on my bedside table and reached into my shorts for my dick. It was already hard, of course; Kris had seen to that. It grew harder under the slow, steady stroking of my fingers. At the beginning of the semester, my Baranger fantasies involved a candlelit dinner and a romantic seduction. Sometimes I seduced her; most of the time I was the young naïf being seduced by the predatory professor.
The fantasy had changed a month ago. The bitch's B-plus was the only blot on my college transcript and I imagined her begging to be allowed to change it.
"I need your cock, Bobby," she would moan.
"I know, baby," I would say. I would hold it poised at the entrance to her tunnel, slowly rubbing it up and down against her wetness. She would be wearing that same sweater, pulled up to expose her braless breasts to my kisses. Her thighs would be wrapped around my waist, her heels drumming a tattoo on my ass as she desperately tried to pull me inside her.
"Bobby," she would whimper, squirming beneath me.
"Well worth an A, don't you think?" I would ask.
"Anything, Bobby," she would cry. "Just fuck me!"
And I would fuck her.
But that was last month. And as much as I had enjoyed that fantasy then, version 3.0 was the best so far. She had offered me a summer job as her research assistant. We were working together almost as equals; she seemed even more excited than I was by my most recent discovery in the works of Jean-Jacques Rousseau. My current fantasy reflected our new relationship.
"Mmmmm," she would groan. Her lips would be wrapped around my cock, those beautiful teeth only occasionally brushing the base as she displayed a surprising talent for deep throating me.
"Mmmmm," I would echo. I would have no more ability to articulate my thoughts than she would. I would be underneath her, my head at her thighs just as hers were at mine. My tongue would be flicking deep into her swollen lips, my mouth suckling at her clit.
It was more than enough. I felt my cock tingling, the cum in my balls surging upward. I held it in for several seconds, increasing the delicious ripening of the moment, before finally letting it spray forward.
A horn sounded outside and I turned my head and realized that the shade had not been pulled. Fortunately, nobody could see inside our first-floor apartment unless they were in the tree outside. Still, I was a little embarrassed to realize that I was quite possibly the first American celebrant of National Nude Day this year. To the extent that anyone else celebrated it, I suspected, most would be waiting for daybreak. I cleaned up, pulled my shorts back up, and turned off the lamp on the table.
***