This was not the first time Joshua had seen my naked tits. What did that mean?
I had been riding the mechanical bull at the country western bar. My leather top had been snagged in the rope, the zipper pulled down, and my top was pulled from me. The whole bar saw my DD tits exposed as I rode the bull.
I had been oblivious.
"What do you mean?" I shouted at Joshua.
He didn't respond. Joshua just sat at the bar smiling, sipping his beer, and his blue eyes focused on me. I knew I was red. My face, my chest, my whole body burned.
What felt like days of waiting. "Well. I have a very expensive telescope..." Joshua yelled back in my ear. Trying to be louder than the bar music.
I sat back. My hand covered my mouth that was agape with fear.
"No!" I stated as I shook my head side to side.
Joshua stood up from his stool, his whole body was pressed against me as he leaned over to my ear, and stated, "Yes. But only I have seen you. I didn't tell anyone else." Before returning to his stool with a smile.
I'm not sure if it was the alcohol. But I started laughing like a crazy idiot. Joshua's brothers slowly joined us. Trying to not stare at my tits. But joining in the conversation. I took a few more shots and felt a lot more at ease about the situation.
"Well, that is what I talked about. Or kinda. Now all the locals will be chasing after you!" Brad yelled in my ear.
"Yeah. That was not the plan." I yelled back in his ear as he laughed.
I picked up three more shots and drank them down without any problem.
"You might want to slow down. Don't you have to drive Maya to the port in the morning?" Brad asked.
"Yeah. But too late. I'm so drunk I won't be able to." I yelled back.
"Okay. I can drive her. Just make sure she is ready. No later than 5 am!" Brad yelled back in my ear.
I looked at the clock on the wall. It was past midnight. How the fuck would she be ready by 5 am? It was a 4-hour drive. I guessed she would likely just sleep the whole way.
Another hour went by, and Maya walked over. She was covered in sweat and her thighs were red from gripping the bull. "I think we should head home. At least get a few hours of sleep." Maya yelled.
"Yeah. I'm too dunk. Brad volunteered to drive us to the port. I will go with you guys and then he will drive us back!" I sloppily explained as Maya nodded.
The bartender lined up three more shots for me as I stood up. The blonde hunks all watched as I gulped them all down. I gave them all a few hugs, bid them goodnight, and we left out the door.
Joshua followed me out and volunteered to drive me home. He had ridden with his brother so he wouldn't be leaving a vehicle behind. I crawled in the passenger seat as Joshua drove.
"So how much of me have you seen?" I drunkenly asked.
Without looking shy or turning red. "Everything." Joshua responded.
I unzipped my leather top and exposed my naked tits. "So, these?" I asked as I shook them side to side.
"Yep. Those as well as your pussy and ass. You are super-hot by the way." Joshua laughed as he tried to watch the road. My exposed tits kept pulling his eyes from the road.
I zipped up the leather top and undid my tiny jean shorts that Maya altered. They were no bigger than a bikini bottom. I wiggled them down to my knees, I crawled up on the passenger seat, I pointed my pussy and ass at Joshua. "So, you've seen my pussy too? But not this close?" I asked again in my drunken state.
Without braking Joshua turned into my dirt road. I banged around in the passenger seat as I had not been wearing my seatbelt. "Yeah. I have seen it. But not this clear and not this close." Joshua stated as he reached his hand out to my ass.
His tough but soft hand landed on my right butt cheek. His thumb slid down the lips of my pussy and tapped my little butthole with the tip of his finger. "You are very wet." Joshua laughed.
Realizing what we were doing I sat up, pulled my shorts up, and tried to regain a bit of my composure. "That's nothing. I absolutely gush when I run naked. That is my fetish. My favorite thing. Running, streaking, nude outdoors. Whatever it's called. It's my thing." I explained while in my drunken state.
"Yeah. I have seen you run, ride ATVs, and sit on your porch eating in the nude. Then there is the working out in front of your television. That may be my most favorite thing." Joshua explained before we climbed out of the SUV with a huge smile. I had not realized my windows that faced his ranch would let me be seen from that far away.
Maya and Brad pulled into the ranch in their trucks. Joshua had his arm around my waist. A firm hold of my jean shorts as he held me upright. My feet weren't working well, my balance was not working well, and I was drunk.
Inside, I slumped on the couch as Maya handed me a glass of water. Brad would sleep over in one of the many spare bedrooms, Maya would use one as well, and then in the morning we would all carpool across the mountains to the port. Brad wanted to do some shopping on the west side before coming back home.
I couldn't walk now. The alcohol had made me a slug. Brad threw me over his shoulder and went to carry me up the stairs. The very tight and short jeans went straight up my butt. Maya smacked my cheeks playfully as we ascended the stairs.
A quick flop on my bed and I was asleep in seconds. Drunken dreams are always very odd. In these dreams I was naked in a field of fruits and veggies. Joshua, John, Justin, and Jared were all holding veggies in their hands. Discussing their size, texture, and nutritional value. Once they had finished describing them, they would each take turns handing them to me.
I was naked, sitting on the dirt, my legs spread and my pussy on full display. I would take the veggies and ram them up my pussy while I described what it felt like to get fucked in front of them by the veggies.
They all stood around studying me, my form, and my nudity. The last thing I remember was the biggest blonde man of them all. He walked up with an odd set of metal pliers in his hand. "This slut needs an ear tag. Like all the other animals on the farm. That way if she wanders into another ranch. They will know she belongs to us." The booming voice stated.
I told you. Drunken dreams are the weirdest.
I woke up to a noise and found I was nude. In my bed, on top of the covers, and fully exposed. No socks, no shorts, no boots, and no top. I felt around. At least Maya wasn't in my bed with me. But who stripped me?
I was barely able to get up and walk to my bathroom. I needed water. I also pulled on some yoga shorts and a top. They didn't hide much but at least I wasn't naked. When I flopped back on the bed, I could hear Brad or Maya milling around. Maybe packing clothes? Who knew.
5 am was here quickly. Brad shook me away, telling me to get dressed, and handed me a pair of jeans and a T-shirt. I had not recovered from the hangover but got dressed as quickly as possible. I hobbled to the truck eating a granola bar.
But instead of taking the truck. Brad wanted to take my SUV. His excuse was "better gas mileage." But whatever.
Maya was already laying in the backseat, propped up against her luggage and sleeping. Brad had a pillow for me in the front passenger seat. I was asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. 10 minutes before we pulled into the port, Brad woke us both up. We smoothed out our clothes and hair before we parked.
Maya was yawning, scrambling around to get her bags all set, and we hugged before she walked off to board the giant ship. She still had an hour to wait but at least she was early.
Brad wanted to hit a couple of tack shops, tool stores, and some other things. I wanted food first. We found a very nice vegan sandwich shop before heading to the tack shop. Leather has the most amazing smell. Or at least I think so.
There were saddles, boots, coats, straps, and so much more hanging from the walls. Boxes and boxes of shiny buckles and leather goods I could not describe. Brad purchased $2k worth of new leather goods before we moved onto the tool store. Again. So many hand tools, power tools, and stuff. He purchased another $2k worth of small battery-operated power tools "For the ranch." He stated. Boys and their toys.
The last stop was clothes. A large western shop. But a bit different than what I was used to. It was run by a bunch of Hispanic men and women. I admired the dresses. So much lace, so much shiny stuff, and tight. So very tight.