Todd browsed quickly thru his recent emails. A couple worth reading and the rest the regular annoying shit.
One from a guy promising instant riches, several from girls who really wanted to fuck him bad and a couple urging him to increase the size of his cock for her pleasure.
He clicked the little square box next to each one but something made him look twice at the third one down, the one that read "Real Penis Enlargement", no pills, free consultation.
He had seen a million of these come thru his inbox, but for some reason he decided to open this one.
The first thing he noticed was that it didn't just jump out at him with some bullshit line, but was from a man called Dr. Hanson, and for some reason the name sounded familiar.
He started to read the letter and the context was actually quite intelligent. It simply said that he had been recommended for a free consultation on a groundbreaking new penis enlargement procedure that was guaranteed to work, no obligation to but anything. It went on to list the reasons why he should, of course the major one being her pleasure and more confidence.
He was just about to dismiss it when he noticed the address. It wasn't but three blocks from his work, and on his way home. He drove by this place every day and had never noticed it apparently. But then again the area he worked
It actually sat on the edge of a pretty exclusive neighborhood. For some reason he was intrigued and decided to click the link that said make an appointment here now. He was sure that the bullshit was coming with that click. Or either that it was a very clever worm about to be loaded onto his computer. But no such thing happened. Instead it brought him to a very professional looking website with testimonials of previous customers, (and their smiling wives). It wasn't sleazy or oversold, but rather very low key and tasteful. It even had a bio of some of the staff, but no pictures. It listed among the names some men and women he could pick for a free visit with, and he chose the third one down for no particular reason.
After a few quick clicks and the giving of some very general info, like name and phone number, age, married, sexual preference, (but surprisingly it didn't ask for money or credit card info),it informed him that his appointment would be Saturday evening at 7pm. An odd time for an appointment, but hey, who was he to question them and by now he would have gone on Christmas morning, his curiosity was so peaked now.
He was emailed a confirmation number and told to print it and bring it with him, or else he would not be let in. He was also informed that cell phones, tape recorders, iPod, iPad or any other electronic device were not allowed into the facility, but that he would be provided a locker for their safekeeping on arrival. It made him think they might really have a unique process, if they were so guarded about their product.
Todd checked his work schedule and realized he would be working on Saturday anyway, so he decided to tell his wife Karen that he would have to work late, rather than tell her the truth.
It's not that she would have objected, but she would have tried to discourage him from going to something that was, in her mind, so foolish an endeavor. She had patiently put up with his obsession with size over the last fifteen years, even though she repeatedly assured him that he was plenty adequate for her. And in truth, from her point of view, he was. But he was the one that wanted something larger, feeling that he could satisfy her just a little more and make her a little happier sexually if he was just a tad bigger than his current 6 1/2 inches. (Which was quite respectable he was told, and kind of thicker than normal, but still, he wanted length). But he was getting ahead of himself, he still felt it was a scam and he would be disappointed come Saturday.
After telling Karen he would be late on Saturday, and preparing himself mentally for a letdown, he decided to cruise by the place Saturday morning, to see just where it was, so he wouldn't be searching for it come appointment time. Surprisingly he found it quite easily, and realized he had passed by it several times. To their credit it was a very no descript building set back from the main road and kind of obscured by some nice live oaks. Now that he knew where it was he would be going, his anticipation grew. He was nervous and hopeful all at once, like on prom night, when he had hoped he wouldn't be disappointed by not getting any, and was surprised when his date actually gave it up easier than he had thought. But the moments leading up to the actual act had been exhilarating and even yet, as he got further and further, he was still unsure at each stage until the deed was done (actually his nervousness in this department had earned him the reputation of a gentleman among the high school set, and after that he knocked them down quite regularly)
Anyway, be that as it may, work went quite slow because it was a slow day for sales, the weather being beautiful out for June. He talked with Karen who wanted to know if he was still going to be working late, and when he said yes, most definitely, she informed him she had been invited to dinner by her friend and would probably not be home when he arrived, and dinner would not be served, so suck it up, buttercup. He was glad she was going to be preoccupied, because he had no idea how long this was going to take.
Finally the time arrived, and he made his way anxiously to the suite number printed on the confirmation email. He remembered to leave his phone locked in the car, but did bring his invite.
He was pleasantly surprised at the appearance of the office, it was very modern and clean. He really hadn't known what to expect, maybe something a little more seedy or downtrodden, more like porn shop decor, he guessed. But this reminded him more of a lawyer's office. He was greeted by a very good looking brunette who reminded him of his wife in her younger days.
She smiled as he said hello and began to explain why he was there. She stopped him politely and asked for his name, then told him to have a seat and his consultant would be with him shortly.
As he waited patiently, he began to have serious reservations about what he was doing here, and had just decided he was going to politely leave, when the receptionist called his name. He started to explain to her that he would not be needing their services, when she sharply cut him off and told him to follow her. He stopped his speaking and followed her, and his eyes followed her shapely ass. She led him to a room and asked to have a seat in the reclining chair by the back wall. The room was very nicely furnished, with plush carpeting, rich paneling and a full length mirror on one wall. As he sat she removed a clipboard from the wall and handed it to him.
She explained that it was a questionnaire, and asked him to fill out the form as honestly as possible. She then said she would be back in fifteen minutes, and walked out and shut the door. He could have sworn he heard it lock behind her, but he wasn't sure.
He began to read over the questions carefully, and many of them pertained to his penis size, ethnic background, frequency of sex, etc. At the bottom of the page it said over, and he flipped it over. The next set of questions were even more bizarre, getting into fantasy and sexual history. He couldn't see what they had to do with the whole process, but he would answer them if it helped. The last couple he thought strange, have you ever had fantasies of your wife with a larger cock? Well, to be honest, yes. Do you ever fantasize about your wife's past sexual history? Umm, again yes. The last one stopped him cold, it was like they could read into his mind without knowing him. It actually made him paranoid. Have you ever fantasized about your wife with a black man? Again, he answered yes.
He sat mulling the questions, and was beginning to feel uncomfortable with some of his answers, and was going to change some of them, when the receptionist walked in and asked him for his form. He hesitated and asked for a few more minutes, but she abruptly cut him off again and told him that they were very busy, and no more time would be granted. If he liked, he could forget today's appointment, and come back another time. But, she stated, second appointments were hardly ever granted.
Deciding that he had come this far, why waste the time, he reluctantly handed over the clipboard. She browsed it quickly, and gave him a sly smile towards the end, then explained that the doctor would be in to see him shortly.
He took a seat as she left, and he was sure this time the door locked. He tried the handle and found he was locked in. Now he was very nervous. After waiting what seemed like an hour, the doctor knocked, and came in.