To be totally honest I was surprised to even be invited to Cheryl's wedding never mind her Hen Party.
Yes; we'd been friends when we worked together at the library for a couple of years, and I'd joined her and her friends on a couple of wild Friday nights before my divorce last year; but since I'd moved away 6 or 7 months ago, to be nearer my parents for 'child care', we'd pretty much only kept in touch via Social Media.
I forget exactly how old she is; mid twenties? But I'm 34 and divorced with two daughters.
My parents were more than happy to have the kids for the weekend, as it meant a train ride away and a night in a hotel, where I would be sharing a room with her cousin Molly.
With the day of the hen party getting closer I got more and more excited; physically and mentally; as at my age nights like this were few and far between; and the invitation had stressed 'dress sexy and/or slutty!'
With that in mind I bought a new red PVC dress that clung to my 34b 26 34 curves, a new pair of black patent leather heels and a racy see-through black bra and matching thong; plus I planned to wear some hold-up stockings for the first time in years.
After packing the kids off to their Nan's on Friday night I did my nails and I really didn't know why, groomed my pubes too then drank half a bottle of wine watching TV.
The next day I parked up in a long stay car park and was walking to the rail station when a voice called "Katy?" Stopping and turning I saw a very pretty young woman in skin tight leather-look Spandex leggings, a bit like the ones I was wearing, tottering towards me on unfeasibly high heels which made her huge boobs bounce in three different directions at once, dragging a wheelie-case like mine too. "It is you isn't it? Cheryl's' friend?"
"Yes! You must be Molly?" Then I was greeted with a huge hug, and her massive boobs squashed against mine.
As we were about 30 minutes early she suggested a 'drink was in order' and two large red wines were ordered in the station bar; and were quickly downed before we raced to the platform up and over a walkway; this time even my boobs were bouncing, much to the delight of some guys walking in the other direction.
The 90 minute train ride flew by as we chatted and and speculated on what the night in hand would offer. Molly was very exotic compared to boring old me, she had a piercing in her tongue and a full arm of colourful tattoos that finished over her shoulder. We downed her half bottle of vodka and appropriate amount of tonic too so by our arrival we were very nearly drunk and new best friends too.
It was strange walking to a hotel in a city I'd spent the last 18 years living in; but Molly was impressed with my local knowledge as we passed numerous bars, filled with stag parties and football fans who all seemed to spot us and shout sexual innuendos (and offers) when we passed them.
Instead of being offended as I would have been when I was married with two kids in tow; the new 'slightly less boring' me rather enjoyed it; possibly too much as my prominent nipples were commented on more than once, but that just made me giggle. Molly seemed quite at home with all the attention; stopping once to do a quick 'twerk' for one bunch of lairy football fans.
After registering at the city centre hotel another drink seemed a good idea, so we dropped our bags in our room, then headed straight into the bar, which was pretty full with families, small hen and stag parties which all made for a fun atmosphere.
As we waited to get served a handsome and heavily tattooed body-builder type, called Bobby started chatting us up, asking our names, what we were up to and where we were going that night.
He laughed when we said 'shopping in the afternoon' and Cheryl's mysterious Hen Party later. At his bequest we joined him and his friends (all gym bunnies) for about half an hour, squashing beside them on some settees in an alcove.
It was a good laugh but they left us just after two for their first foray out in town; probably visiting some bars I'd recommended.
I was a bit tipsy and decided to have a power nap before getting ready for the night's action. Molly on the other hand stayed for another drink with a couple of older guys on a 50th birthday jaunt and were 'pacing themselves.'
At about 4 pm I was woken by Molly stumbling into our twin room, and it was obvious she'd had more than one drink and once I'd put my glasses on I spotted that her hair was a bit dishevelled.
"Eeh!" she chuckled, "that ginger bloke is a right randy fucker!" Then she pulled her camisole top off and threw it on the floor, "he decided he'd walk me to my room.... and nearly had my tits out in the lift!"
My jaw flew open at the news, then she continued as she fumbled peeling her leggings off, "the fucker wanted to come in for a blow job .... can you imagine the cheek?" She cackled.
"I just gave him a flash of my tits and told him to go and have a wank!"
'Hmmmm' I thought, "I think it's going to be a fun evening in her company."
We got showered and while I wrapped myself in a towel my new friend was more than happy walking around naked; and I have to admit I could hardly stop sneaking peeps at her massive boobs (34 EE -- I checked her bra) and her hairless waxed pubic area and the rings in her labia and clit hood too.
As expected it took over an hour to apply my make up, do my new Pixie cut hair and get dressed.
Molly was wearing a figure hugging black rubbery style dress with a deep V cleavage, and when she saw me rolling on my hold-up stockings admitted she wished she'd brought some stockings too.
With barely 15 minutes before Cheryl and the stretch limo arrived, we stepped out of the lift and, 'made an entrance' into the bar that elicited cheers from both the group of older men and the gym bunnies too.
The first to the bar was the ginger guy Molly had been felt-up by earlier and he bought us florescent cocktails; which meant we were obliged to join his friends; but I kept looking over at the hunky body-builder who winked and raised a glass as if to say 'cheers'.
As I sat back in the armchair I didn't immediately realise that my dress had ridden up my legs and my stocking tops were on show, much to the sniggering delight of a couple of the older guys sitting opposite me.
Just as I began adjusting my dress Molly got a text telling us the car was outside. We bade our farewells, blowing theatrical kisses on the way out.
The stretch limo was amazing -- the first time I'd ever been in anything like it; and even before I'd sat down I was handed a glass of champagne.
As introductions were being made the driver flicked a switch and the car was immediately turned into a mobile disco with matching flashing lights!
We soon arrived at an Italian restaurant where we poured in and were led to a large round table at the back. The food and drink were all served with unusual speed and an hour after entering we were ushered back out to the disco limo.
After a few minutes Molly asked her cousin where were going; but she didn't know ... as her best friend Trisha was keeping it a secret; and it was only when we turned away from the city centre, heading for a housing estate on the outskirts it dawned on me where we were heading!
"Oh no! I know where we are going!" I accidentality shouted, then covered my mouth.
"Ssssh .... ssssh!" Trisha laughed, punching me in the arm.
Five or six minutes later the limo slowed to a halt outside an old Working Men's Club which had been converted into a 'Ladies Only' Show Bar .... called The Grind; which was infamous for hosting no-holds barred male strip shows.
The driver opened the door and put his foot inside stopping us leaving and waved a camera; "A couple of photos, eh girls?"
We looked at each other and all laughed out loud when he grinned; "Tits out for the lads?" The drink took its first toll of the night and I think the instant reaction from all ten of us was 'WAHAY!" and tops were either immediately lifted up or in my case I unzipped my dress down to my waist and whip my boobs out of my bra as the camera flashed a couple of times, amid much dirty laughter.
"A couple of knicker shots now?"
Without a second thought and my my boobs still flopping around, as was the case with a few others too, skirts and dresses were all hiked up to our waists; again the camera flashed five or six times as he took a group shot then moved in for a few close ups, of which I was one ... remember I was wearing a see-through thong and stockings!
Like all of the others; I didn't give a shit at this stage, as pride was way out the window because of all the drinks I'd had.
"The Grind?" Someone asked.
I giggled, "I've never been, but it's a strip-club ..... for women."
"Oh wow!" She grinned.
"Apparently it gets wild .... really wild!"
"That'll do for me." She laughed.
Trisha led the way and made sure everyone in our group was given a yellow wrist band; which was so they knew which group I was with for drinks what it meant, and I saw others later with red, blue or green ones.
We were escorted to a table by a pretty young lad wearing big boots and a pair of tight cycling shorts .... and nothing else but a bow tie, and he would be our 'butler' for the evening .... supplying drinks to the table.