I told Ronnie about how I masturbated in the kitchen with our neighbor Rick watching. At first he was pissed because he doesn't wanna make things weird in the neighborhood, but I could tell he thought it was hot.
Ronnie gets up late at night sometimes too. You'd think he'd sleep real good because he works so hard, but he often wanders around in the middle of the night for a while. Maybe it's the food he eats or something, I dunno. So anyway, this morning he tells me about what happened last night...
It's like a week after the thing with Nick, and Ronnie's sitting at the kitchen table at like two in the morning having a snack when Nick's wife Beverly switches on the light in the same room I saw Nick in. Ronnie's sitting in the dark with just the light of the streetlights, so she doesn't see him.
"She turned on the laptop on the desk," Ronnie says to me, "and it's angled so I can see it pretty good. I'm just eatin' my cereal, watchin' kinda casual, and I see porn on there."
"What!" I say to Ronnie. "Fuckin' Bev watches fuckin' porn! You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"Not just porn, it looked like fuckin' girl-on-girl shit," Ronnie said with a smile.
"No fuckin' way!" I said.
Now Bev, she comes across like an old schoolmarm or something. She's not any older than me I don't think, but she just got that air about her, you know what I mean? The thought of her watching girl-on-girl porn just about blew my mind.
"So," Ronnie says, "she just sat there watchin' it, and I could sorta tell her hand was on herself, you know what I mean? I wish that window was bigger."
"You and me both," I said. "I couldn't see Nick's cock either."
"She was gettin' into what she was watchin' and pretty soon she had her shirt open," Ronnie says. "She didn't have a bra on, which seemed weird for her, but I guess it was nighttime so..."
"You saw her tits!" I said. "It's funny, seein' Bev's tits is like one of those things you don't think ever happens to anybody."
"I know, it was like one of those 'what the fuck' moments," Ronnie said.
"So what do they look like?" I asked, always curious about such things.
"Pretty damn nice," he said. "She sure keeps 'em hid good though, I never would have guessed it."
"So what happened next? Don't even tell me you saw her cum! That'd be too fuckin' much," I said, shaking my head in disbelief at the thought. "It's weird thinkin' that she even knows how."
"Oh she came," Ronnie said with a smirk, "It was pretty fuckin' hot, and then she got busted. Her head turned around all nervous like, and she closed the laptop and started pullin' her shirt closed. They were talkin' or somethin' and then her chair turned and she started suckin' on a big hard cock."
"No fuckin' way," I said. "Why didn't you wake me up sweetie, this is too fuckin' much!"
"I thought about it, but I didn't know how long it was gonna last," Ronnie said. "I couldn't see much at that point, other than her suckin' the cock, which was enough I guess. It was pretty fuckin hot, just because of who she is and all."
"Fuck yeah!" I said, wishing I had seen it all.
So, here's the clincher, the thing that just takes it all
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