*This is the first of a planned four-part series. Please let me know if you like this chapter/narrative and whether or not you want the series to proceed. All characters, unless otherwise specified, are 18 or older.
Warning: there is a lot of texting in this story.
If Lindsay is texting, it will be
bolded
with the designation
L:
If Stacy is texting, it will be
italicized
with the designation
S:
If Rachel is texting, it will be
underlined
with the designation
R:
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It was hot and I was bored.
Living in Miami in the middle of summertime without working air conditioning was not fun. My parents were quite wealthy and were paying for my apartment in a very upscale building. Apparently a broken AC and no repairmen for days on end were what their money was getting.
I sat alone in my apartment. I was dressed only in a tank top and a thong, trying to cool myself down as much as I could.
Growing up in Northern Vermont, I was very used to the cold. I much preferred it to heat. You could always put on another sweater or cover yourself in another blanket, but there's only so many clothes you can take off. I was about five degrees away from going completely au naturale. My flame-red hair wasn't doing me any favors; at least I wasn't roofing or gardening or something.
But I was stuck down here. My father had been a quite successful plastic surgeon and moved down to Florida when he retired early, right before I started college. I agreed to move near them and go to The U if they paid for it. Now both of my parents were off sailing around the world, and I was left in the heat wondering why they had made me do it if they were just going to be gone for 10 months of the year.
My sweaty ass was glued to the leather couch taking in another mind-numbing episode of Family Feud. It was too unbearable to actually watch anything remotely intellectual or engaging.
Steve Harvey reacted in some combination of horror, awe, and disgust at yet another awful answer (the family still kept chanting "Good answer, good answer," leaving me no choice but to assume they were actually mentally-impaired chipmunks). And that's when my life flashed before my eyes. This is how I would die. Lulled into pure boredom and idleness. I would undergo muscle atrophy and slowly wither away on the couch. Chances are the AC still wouldn't be fixed by the time my insignificant life slipped from the clutches of mortality.
Alas, I was saved by the bell! My phone rang out with a new alert. I shot up off the couch, ran to the kitchen counter, and grabbed it.
The text was from Stacy, one of my closest friends. We had been roommates during freshmen year and remained that way all through undergrad. She had moved on to RSMAS to study marine conservation, while I elected to go to U of M's law school. We had gotten separate places a few months ago, but still stayed in constant touch and got together most weekends.
S: hey, girlfriend. haven't talked in a day. what's up?
I had aired my frustrations regarding my heating situation to everybody on Instagram, so I knew that Stacy was aware.
L: fuck off. how are you?
S: ooh, someone's got their panties in a wad. i wonder what the issue could possibly be.
I was willing to play into Stacy's game, at least for the time being.
L: well, you know. ever since the red sox's division lead dropped down to 8 games, i've become depressed. what ever shall i do?
There was silence for half a minute. Stacy was a huge baseball fan, much more so than I was. For whatever reason, she had grown up a Padres fan, so I doubt she had ever witnessed a winning season in her lifetime.
S: fuck you.
L: well, well, well. oh how the turntables.
S: shouldn't that be how the iphones? oh yeah i forgot you live in the seventies.
Stacy commonly criticized my retro musical styles.
L: wtf? i'm actively disappointed in you. dad jokes and a fucking awful comeback rolled into one. you can do better.
S: yeah, well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
L: -Wayne Gretzky
S: ... -Michael Scott
Part of what made Stacy and I get along so quickly is how common our interests were. Besides music, we both watched the same movies, liked the same sports, flirted with the same guys...
L: oh so you do have a vague knowledge of pop culture? and here i was thinking i was the one living in the seventies. it's good to know you're not a complete inbred cretin.
S: oh please, parks and rec is way better anyway.
L: we are not getting into this again. can we just agree arrested development is superior than both?
S: fine. at least we know you won't be killing any one-armed men.
L:?
S: you couldn't kill him because even if you left the door open, you don't have any air conditioning to leave on in the first place.
L: god fucking damn you! you did not need to bring j. walter weatherman into this. can i please, please, come over? i'm fucking dying over here.
S: not my problem. i'm just sitting here all nice and comfy in my cool apartment.
Stacy's parents were absolutely loaded. Her apartment building had a fucking rooftop swimming pool. They were only five minutes from the beach! Why do you need a swimming pool?!
L: do you have room for two? come on, Stace. help a sister out.
S: sorry, all filled up. unless of course you want to be my willing and humble servant. I shall call you Alfred.
She attached a photo with the text. It was a selfie of Stacy in bed sticking her tongue out at me. Next to her were two bodies, one man and one woman, lying fast asleep.
L: you whore. you'd abandon me for some cunt and cock? what about hoes before bros?
S: that's just how I roll. you should know me well enough to realize i could never turn down two gorgeous swedish exchange students.
Now, Stacy has a very well-hidden secret that everyone who's ever met her knows. She is a total and undeniable slut. Boobs, dick, professor, geriatric, Playboy model. She didn't care. As long as she got her rocks off or gained something from it.
In fairness, it should also be noted that I could be considered quite... loose-virtued as well. But in a different way than Stacy. She was much wilder and more free-spirited than I was sexually. If I lived in a suburban neighborhood, I would probably move along house-by-house one at a time acting as the perfect home-wrecker. Stacy would just organize an "impromptu" backyard-barbecue orgy with the whole neighborhood.
Between us, we had probably slept with every moderately-handsome (and probably worse than that) man on campus. I did it in one-night stands with a trail of broken hearts and shattered dreams left behind. Stacy did it in dorm-room bareback gangbangs. Each a total slut, but in our own way.
L: wtf are you still doing in bed anyway? it's 1 in the afternoon.
S: that's what happens when you spend five hours fucking the night before. but you wouldn't know that, now would you?
L: hey, fuck off. we both know i've slept with more guys than you.
It probably wasn't true, but I was going to defend my honor going down swinging. We both wore our lack of inhibitions proudly like a red badge of courage, for better or worse.
S: uh huh. whatever helps you sleep better at night.
L: wouldn't that mean that i was actually sleeping less at night?
I never missed an opportunity to pounce on a slip-up of hers. It was a sort of bond we had developed. I could give her shit. She could give me shit. But if anyone else tried to do it to either of us, they would have to face the wrath of two women scorned.
S: weren't you the one fucking yelling at me for making bad puns, you hypocritical fucktwat?
The mere mention of those two words together got me thinking about my own pussy. The excessive sweat on my body made the crotch of my thong cling to my pussy lips. It felt mildly pleasant, but reminded me of the throbbing in my pussy. I hadn't masturbated in three days. Fuck, I was getting hot, in more ways than one.
L: I wish somebody would.
S: what?
L: fuck my twat.
S: well, i would offer to take care of it for you, but as you can tell, i'm a little busy.
She attached another photo. Apparently both of the other people were now awake. Stacy had the man's cock in her mouth while the girl sucked on his balls. I actually had to applaud her ability to blow a man and carry on a texting conversation at the same time.
It was a very enticing offer. Stacy and I had played around a little bit with each other before, whether it be masturbating together, skinny-dipping, or getting to second base in a game of spin-the-bottle.
The only time we had ever actually fully had sex was on graduation night: a threesome during an incredibly wild party. I was absolutely hammered and high on both weed and coke, so I probably wasn't in the soundest of mindsets, but I still vaguely remember Stacy as an incredibly gifted muff-muncher. Not to say my own skills aren't quite refined either.
L: trollop. can you at least mail me some cold air to freshen up my place?
It was even hotter outside, so I didn't want to open up the windows. That had left my apartment incredibly stuffy.
S: hmmm, maybe. But since you seem so eager to challenge me, i demand that we finish something once and for all before i consider mailing you my air. If you win, i'll definitely let you stay over here.
L: could i use the pool?