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It's funny how the simplest things can have the biggest changes in your life. Even something as seemingly innocent as a bet between friends.
I was hanging out with my friend, Tony, watching Michigan play against Ohio State. We'd been drinking non-stop and talking a bunch of shit the whole game. Tony was a Buckeyes fan, and I was a die-hard Wolverines supporter. While the commercials were playing, he was telling me about this girl he'd hooked up with that he'd run into at a bar, and showing me some pictures of her on his phone.
"That's her." he said, pointing to a short, blonde in a tight-fitting pink dress.
"She's kind of cute." I said. "But she's not my type. She's not even close to being stacked enough. And I prefer brunettes."
"I take 'em wherever, and however, I can get them, dude." Tony replied.
Which wasn't a lie. Tony was a decent-looking guy, but it was his charm that actually got him laid. One time, I saw him walk up to a girl at a party we just arrived at and convince her to go somewhere private so they could talk without yelling over the music. A half-hour later, he showed me the panties she gave him as a souvenir. The guy could talk a fish out of water if he was bored enough. If he wanted a girl, Tony could get her.
"So, what's her name?" I asked.
"It's Jess, or Jen, something like that."
"Are you going to keep seeing her?"
"No way, dude." He replied. "I've already moved on."
"What a gentleman." I laughed.
"No, I'm just being realistic." Tony said. "I'm not looking for anything serious. The minute a relationship starts getting serious, it's time to cut loose. You have to be a little heartless sometimes." he explained. "Besides, it's not like it's hard for me to talk a chick into giving it up."
"This again." I said, shaking my head.
"Yeah, 'this' again. Because you know it's true." he continued confidently. "Any woman in this world I wanted, I could pull her. End of story."
"Bullshit." I scoffed.
Tony leaned back, taking a sip of his beer. "You think I can't do it?"
"It's not that I don't think you get plenty of ass, I just know that you can't hook up with EVERY woman."
"I wasn't talking about my mom or my little sister, you ass." Tony deadpanned.
"Neither was I." I replied. "You would never be able to seduce Maya."
Tony stopped short at that, his confident demeanor wavering for a moment. Which was understandable.
Maya Kelley nee Torres was five feet and seven inches of Latino passion. One minute she could be the sweetest, most innocent person in the room, and the next, a raging inferno, ready to take on the world. Maya was 130 lbs of curves and sexual confidence. Between her generous breast size, her plump, heart-shaped backside, and the long, thick, black hair that fell to the middle of her back, every male with a working pair of eyes couldn't help but fantasize about her. She was the most beautiful, amazing woman I've ever known who for some reason, chose a nerd like me to spend the rest of her life with.
"Maya?" Tony parroted before suddenly going quiet and turning to look back at the television and watch the game.
I took his silence as a concession of defeat. In my mind, Maya was an unattainable goal. Guys flirted with her all the time when was alone, and most of the time she was polite in her dismissal, but occasionally, someone would get a little too bold or handsy and she would nip that in the bud quickly.
This one time, a guy walked up to her when we were out at the mall and started hitting on her right in front of me. From the outside looking in, my inaction at stepping in probably made me look like a weak and timid guy, but the truth was, I was just shocked by his audacity. I didn't know that something like this actually happened in real life. I just stood there for a couple of seconds gawking at them. By the time I even thought to react, Maya was already tearing the guy a new asshole. I felt kind of bad after I saw how red from embarrassment his face turned. Towards the end, I actually thought he might cry, but he had no one to blame but himself.
So using Maya as a trump card to shut Tony down was a logical move. If Maya had been a normal woman, maybe things would have turned out differently, but Maya was no ordinary woman.
We sat quietly watching the game for another ten minutes before Tony got up and went into the Kitchen. He grabbed us a couple more beers and another tray of the sliders Maya had made before he came back out. I was about to bite into my third slider when he spoke up.
"I don't want to burst your bubble, but under the right circumstance everyone is capable of doing things they wouldn't normally do." I paused in mid-bite and looked over at him. "I know you think that Maya is this unapproachable bastion of integrity, but everybody has a line they're willing to cross for the right reason."
I chuckled, dismissing his statement. "Come on, Tony. You know she's not going to fall for cheesy lines or some smooth-talking guy."
He nodded, acknowledging my point. "I don't disagree. Maya is not the kind of girl that you can just walk up to and sweet-talk. But, Alex, people change under certain conditions. You might think she's impervious to charm, but in the right situation, with the right approach, even someone as stand up as Maya could be swayed."
I laughed. "If you say so, dude."
Tony's face turned serious. "I'm not saying that it would be easy. I'm just saying, don't be so sure that it's impossible. People have buttons, and if you push the right ones, they might surprise you."
I looked over at Tony with a critical eye. "Well, if Maya has a button, then I'm not sure you would have the ability to find it."
"Maybe. Maybe not." he said. "But it's a moot point, right? Not like I could actually try."
"You really think you could seduce my wife?" I asked as I realized the depths of his confidence. "The sheer fucking hubris..." I shook my head in disbelief. Tony shrugged and went back to watching the game. I, on the other hand, was still in awe.
I didn't know if he was just being cocky or if he really believed what he was saying, but the mere idea of him being able to seduce Maya was mind-boggling. Tony needed to be shown that he really couldn't have any woman he wanted. If I had been drinking just a little bit less, I never would have let the next words in my head come out of my mouth.
"Alright then. I bet you couldn't do it." I said, challenging him.
Tony turned to look at me, his mouth filled with food and doing its best impression of a chipmunk. "Hmm? You bet I couldn't what?"
"I bet you couldn't seduce Maya." I clarified.
He stared at me as he slowly chewed his food. Once he was done, he grabbed his bottle, took a swig, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" he asked, looking confused.
"I'm saying that, no matter how hard you tried, I bet that you would never be able to convince Maya to have sex with you."