I like to burn things. I burned down my city's library once; it was an old and useless thing anyway, with many out-of-date and boring books only of interest to some obscure mages. The sight of it lit up was beautiful. Fire sparking and flowing around the building, smoke billowing to the air, and the wood crumbling and collapsing. Nobody got seriously hurt - there were some people who got smoke in their lungs, but nothing they couldn't handle. After that, I caught the bug - going from village to village, seeking out vulnerable and old buildings to burn down. I had covered my tracks well.
Which is why I was very surprised to be in the forest with a man on a horse pointing a crossbow at me.
"You are under arrest in the name of the King for the crime of arson," he said in a steady voice.
"Now, now," I said, my hands in the air in surrender. "You have surely got the wrong woman. I'm Lara Aegmon, daughter of Lord Barrisot Aegmon. I would never do anything like arson."
"Don't bother lying," said the man. "I know it was you. You're going to come with me to answer for your crimes. Take off your clothes."
"What?"
"I said take off your clothes."
"Why, you pervert! You're going to ravish me. My father will hear about thi--"
He interrupted me by firing an arrow past my ear. I jerked in terror, and by the time I looked back up at him, he had already loaded a new arrow.
"Your father knows all about your hobby. He was the one who sent me. He knows exactly what I have to do here." He pulled a scroll from within his cloak and tossed it to me, one hand still on the crossbow. I unfurled it. It did indeed have my father's handwriting.
You have brought great shame on your family, Lara, so it's only fair that you bring great shame upon yourself. Do everything this man tells you, starting with taking off your clothes, or you will be disowned and not see a cent from my will.
I looked up at the man in horror. My father had finally done it. How unfair! How dare he ruin my fun! Nobody got hurt, not really. And now here I was, being told to submit myself to some humiliation. How could Father and this strange man do this to me?