[This third chapter is far less erotic in nature than the ones before or the ones to follow. If you are here for a quick fap, you'll be disappointed and I suggest you go directly to Ch. 4. If you are interested in the story, please stay on. But you have been warned.....]
In the coming weeks and months, the curtains on the first floor window staid closed, and the relationship to our neighbours became slightly frosty. I kicked myself for having ruined the best private porn channel that ever existed, and to have exposed myself to a very likely criminal prosecution.
The encounters on the street became outright painful, to the point that the best wife of them all said:
"Look, I know you don't like them much, but you could at least greet them on the street. They are neighbours, and they really are not that bad." If only she had known. She was obviously right, I decided to at least do that, and God bless her for her blind faith in me.
And then, one day, there stood a moving van in front of their house. I saw John hectically storming in and out and thought I'd ask the obvious question:
"Are you moving?" Doh, elegantly phrased, what a genius question, I thought. He turned around, for the first time since months he looked at me without venom and said:
"I am moving out." And then he made two gestures that said it all: the "time out" gesture from ball games, where the two hands form a T. Oh shit, they were splitting up. And then the other gesture, the rising right hand is slapped from above with the left hand several times rapidly, the universal gesture for running away, making off. So he had called it quits and was moving out. I looked at him dumbstruck.
Ok, there had been some shouting lately, he had often been out and about with his motorcycle friends and had come back very late, but this? I was flabbergasted. He nodded courtly and continued his work. It was not much he took. A weight bench, two sofas, some chairs, a dining table, some clothes, the van was not full by far when he hastily drove away.
Despite all that had happened, I felt sorry for Fiona. Laugh about me, but she was a good-looking woman and the "damsel-in distress" instinct gained the upper hand over my libido. Or maybe it was just my instinct for self-preservation.
She was alone in her house with her two Malinois dogs, one old and one current service dog, without a sofa or a dining room, and no company. Her shutters were most of the time closed, there was hardly ever a light in the evenings and yes, there was her work.
She did now mostly night shifts and often, when I came home from walking the dog around 6 am, I saw her sitting in her van, looking at her mobile phone and reading text messages. And it was not just a couple of minutes, a quick check, no, she often sat there for half an hour and more, we had the distinct feeling she did not want to go into her empty house. When she then got out, there was no bounce in her step. It was painful to see the change in her.
When I mentioned this to my wife, she said:
"She must feel very lonely. Can't we do anything for her?" My mind was reeling. I already imagined that my wife would invite her over for dinner or a drink on he terrace, and my lapse would come to light. So, just to hinder that anything worse happened, I suggested:
"Why don't we put a little note in front of her door, something encouraging?" The whole family found this a good idea, and it was decided to add a roll of Chocolate Prince biscuits, the ones with two round cookies and chocolate in the middle, perfect when you have the blues and get the munchies...
The best wife of them all took it upon herself to write the note. She wrote:
"Dear Fiona, we are really sorry for what happened. If there is anything we can do, please do not hesitate to ask. We are always there for you. The........ family, your neighbours from across the street."
From her point of view and the one of the children, this was a nice and supportive note, and there were the cookies. Knowing what I had done, the note could also be understood very differently:
"Man out of the house, sorry for the blackmail, if you nonetheless need a shag please do come over." I hoped she would not understand it that way, otherwise she would immediately use her bodycam recording and take me to the cleaners, that was certain.
The message was laid down in front of her door, and the morning after, the envelope and cookies had gone. I had a couple of bad weeks as whenever the doorbell rang, I thought it would be the police to take me to a hearing. But nothing happened and we all went back to our Covid-calmed quiet lifestyle.