I can't believe it's my 60th birthday. Time really has flown by. I remember just being a little boy at seven years old, skinny dipping with my grandad. Those were the best times of my life. Now, I'm a skinny old man.
At this point, I'm a full-on naturalist, so I love being naked. But it's an area I prefer to keep private from the people in my life. The truth is, my penis is really small.
And I'm sure you've seen a man with a smaller-size cock, but it doesn't compare to mine. I probably have one of the smallest penises of a grown man in the world, but that doesn't stop me. I'm still confident with my body. I've accepted it years ago because it's not something I can change. It's how I was born, and I embrace my beautiful genetics.
But just because I'm comfortable with my body doesn't mean I want anyone to know. I've always been worried they would judge me for the small size of my penis. But I have a feeling this would be the best birthday ever.
There was a knock at the door. It was my good friend, Mickey. I've known him for a long time, and he was taking me to a lake he discovered on one of his nature hikes. I skipped like a jolly schoolboy to open it until I realized I was still naked. I couldn't let him see me like this.
"Hey man, just give me a second."
"Okay, buddy, take your time." I heard through the door.
I quickly threw on my hiking clothes and came back. I can't believe I almost exposed myself to my best friend. That would have been scary. I opened the door to a smiling Mickey.
He reached for a big hug and said, "Matthew, happy birthday!"
He wrapped his big arms around me, holding me close to him.
"Thank you. I'm so excited to see this lake."
"And this isn't even half of it. I have the best birthday present for you."
My toothy grin widened at his news, "Ooh! Tell me. I have to know now." I begged for the answer like a little boy.
With a grin, he replied, "Calm down, boy. You'll get it soon enough."
I could tell my innocent-like idiosyncrasies amused him. Whenever I got excited about something, I almost resembled a little child. I can't help it. It's just the way I am. We drove across the boring road toward the icy mountains. It was a 45-minute drive, and every scenic moment was absolutely stunning.
"So, how did you find this place?" I asked him.
"I already told you it was a random find. I was just exploring the mountains."
"It seems a little secluded like no one could find us for miles."
"That's the point, Matthew, haha."
I looked at him with suspicion, "What do you mean?"
"Okay... umm." He pointed toward the trees, "Look at the deer. Isn't he cute?"
I turned my head in that direction, "Wait, where is it?"
"Damn, you missed it."
I didn't even notice he avoided my question because I was naively excited to see where this path led. We parked and needed to begin traveling on foot. I don't usually hike like this, but each moment was breathtaking.
We veered off into a different path, "Okay, here's a shortcut," Mickey suggested. He knocked on the log with his right fist. "It feels sturdy enough. You think you can handle it?"
"No problem," I announced while pulling my shorts and jacket sleeves. I balanced myself on the log until I reached the other edge. Mickey followed right behind me with ease.
He walked past me and said, "Perfect. Let's keep going. We are almost there."
As we got closer, I heard a branch snap, and I jumped, "Mickey, what was that?!"
"Relax. It was probably just a bear or something."
"A bear? You don't just say bear like it won't attack us."
"Don't worry, we'll be fine," as he playfully slapped my back.
After a couple of more hurdles, a few spiders, and a terrifying butterfly that wouldn't quit chasing me, we finally reached the spot.
I dropped my backpack and just looked up at the magnificent waterfall.
"A waterfall? You didn't tell me about this."
"I wanted to leave a little surprise for you."
I ran up to him and hugged him. The water crashed at the bottom and roared in an echo. A shimmering rainbow reflected in the eyes of the clear water. What a tranquil place to visit.
"Mickey, this is beautiful. I can't believe you just stumbled on this place."
"Yeah, it's really something."
I sat down and let the sun's warmth wrap around me like a blanket.
"C'mon, are you just gonna sit there?" He asked as he stormed past me in only his speedos and jumped in the water without hesitating. He had an adorable, chubby body, and I loved seeing him without a shirt.
I stripped down until I was only wearing a black pair of Speedos. I jumped in behind him, splashing him like a typhoon. We swam for a few minutes, exploring the outskirts of the waterfall.
He looked up at me, "You know, Matthew."
"Hmm," I responded.
"You know what would make this even better?" He winked and proceeded to remove his speedos and throw them perfectly by our things. He closed his eyes and said, "Ahhh."
"Wow. Umm. You are shameless, aren't you?"
"What? I've got nothing to be embarrassed about. Watch this." He rapidly climbed out of the water, and his pale body glistened against the afternoon sun. He faced me and shouted, "Whoo!" I looked down at his cock, and it was surprisingly huge. I'd never seen my friend naked before, and I couldn't believe how hung he was. While I was mesmerized by the size of his cock, he screamed, "Cannonball," and he launched himself into the water. His head came up, and spat some water out. "C'mon Matthew, why don't you join me? It's just us guys out here?"
"I'm not sure." I shyly said.
"Why? Are you nervous or something?"
"Tsk, no way, man."
I don't know what came over me, but I didn't feel worried about being naked in front of Mickey. The nerves washed away. I mean, he had no problem being nude in front of me. I pulled my Speedo down and threw it back on the land.
"That's the spirit, lad. You should jump. It's really fun."
"Heheh. Okay then."
I excitedly picked myself up and presented my entire naked bum to my good friend. I climbed back up and reached where Mickey jumped. I felt my little soft penis bounce around, but I didn't care.
Mickey looked directly up at my little tiny excuse for a cock, and his jaw physically dropped. I could see my little weenie was quite a surprise for him. I jumped in before he could react. The water splashed on his face. I swam around until the shock escaped from his body.
"Matthew?"
"Yeah," I replied.
"I can't blame you for being shy about skinny-dipping at first. I've known you for so many years, and I can't believe I'm just finding out that, well, that." He couldn't finish his sentence.
"That what?"
"That your cock is so damn tiny." My face turned red, and I felt a little embarrassed. "I mean, you literally have a tiny pimple between your legs."
"Hey, that's my penis you are teasing."
"If you can even call it that? Let me see it." I stood on one of the rocks so that he could see my little penis. He held my legs, "Wow. I can't believe your cock is so small. I'm genuinely amazed. My goodness, I've seen bigger babies before." He flicked it with his index finger and started laughing. "Are you embarrassed by this little tiny thing?"
"Well, I certainly feel more self-conscious about it now," I said sarcastically. He couldn't quit looking at my cold shriveled-up little dick resting on top of my non-existent testicles. "It's how I was born. There's no reason to stress about it. I'm sixty years old today. I'm over caring about stuff like that."
"That's quite admirable. Aww, this little thing must have been why you've never been married. Your penis is too small to satisfy a woman or even a man."
"Hey. I've been with plenty of women and men, and they've never complained."
"Sure, tell yourself that, little buddy boy. I can't seem to get over how tiny your cock is." He looked up and smirked. "Let me go get something really quick," he said hurriedly.
"Okay then," and he pushed past me.
I just swam around for a few minutes until I heard nothing. I stepped out of the water, clearly cold from the microscopic nature of my incredibly tiny penis. I just looked down at my naked body. I looked around but couldn't find him.
I finally realized what happened. He abandoned me. This couldn't be happening. I started to panic slightly, and I looked around for my clothes. They were nowhere to be found. I found a Post-it note on a rock.
"Hi, Matthew. If you're reading this, you are probably naked and wondering where I am. You gotta find your own way back. It's a birthday surprise. And you can use this Post-it note to cover your little guy. Good luck, baby dick."
I placed it over my penis and balls, and it did perfectly cover it, which annoyed me. I can't believe that bastard. He stole everything. This must have been some birthday prank. I looked beyond the path, and I saw him from a distance. I ran toward him, but he was too far to catch up to. No matter how fast I ran on the sharp ground, he was long gone. I crouched on my knees and covered my face. What was I going to do?
After sitting there and feeling like a helpless victim, I got up and just started walking. There was nothing else I could do. I had no choice but to make it back without any clothes. I started running without covering my little button, and I felt it wiggling between my legs. I traveled through every hurdle, and it was more challenging than before. No wonder Mickey picked this specific hiking trail. It wasn't fit for a beginner--naked beginner at that!
I ran into a family with an older couple. I gulped and sprinted while they looked disgusted. After falling a few times while pierced by several life-threatening splinters, I reached the parking lot, but it was full of several cars. It was practically empty before. I ran past each vehicle, and many people were around the parking lot. They laughed, whistled at me, and took pictures of my stark naked body.
I felt incredibly embarrassed that they were filming a revealing video of my bouncing ass. They tried to remove my hands, but I held on for dear life. I couldn't let them get a peek of my extraordinarily tiny cock. My milky white ass fully exposed was enough.
I barely knew where to go, and several cars honked at me. Even a man with his dog passed me and laughed at my horrifying predicament. I ran past him even faster as he pointed his camera at me. I encountered so many more people than I can count on both hands.
I kept running, trying to be faster than the wind. There wasn't much between my legs, so I should have no problem with this. Nothing was literally in my way.
It just dawned on me that this wasn't a fictional nightmare. I was actually completely nude from head to toe in a public area in broad daylight where anyone could see me. My heart was pumping, and the adrenaline was exhilarating. I didn't have any clothes, and I had to get home with my bare feet.
After what felt like miles of walking on the barren road, there was hope for me, but it was in the form of a gas station. I stumbled in the doorway. The cashier looked at me with enlarged, shocked eyes. She was a younger woman with a soft face and black hair.
"Lady, can you please help me?"
She laughed and asked, "Sir, why are you ass naked?"
"It's a long story, but my clothes were stolen."
"Dude, I don't even buy that. You are just an old, perverted exhibitionist."
