"Look, girls, we all want to have some safe stimulation, and fun here, as well as take care of our Sophomore bio class requirements.
"I have a great idea. Listen carefully. I know a guy, he's a Junior, at Yale who will help us if I ask., all in this class, I know and trust the three of you with a great idea like this.
"I'll call my Yalie, and have him line up four normal freshman - no nerds, no jocks
- to drive over here for an evening party. And we'll have complete control over what happens, and we'll get a biology experiment, complete with test data, as well as a blast.
"First, we'll meet them in the Bio building at Seven PM. The building is open late on Tuesday night. We'll take them up to the small lounge on the fourth floor, and explain the rules to them, then one by one, one on one literally, we'll take them through the experiment.
"We introduce ourselves as Alice, Betty, Conchita, and Dotty. We assign them names Ed, Fred, George, and Hal. They won't know our real names, nor we theirs. Anonymity is important.
"We'll have snacks and drinks ready for them. No beer. We can't let alcohol affect their reactions.
"I'll explain the rules to them when they get there, and promise them an enjoyable night they'll never forget, if they play by our rules."
Betty, Conchita and Dotty, excited, agreed to split the preparations. Betty bought two dozen strawberry flavored unlubricated condoms, dressmakers tape, a cucumber, and some 12" rulers. Conchita managed to get a couple of dozen small clear lab containers with sealable covers, and got the use of a lab scale. Dotty got ice and the refreshments. All four made sure they were up to date on their pill cycle as Tuesday approached. None expected their period. Tuesday afternoon they met for rehearsal; the lounge was otherwise unoccupied.
"Remember, first you unroll the condom on their erection, like this, Alice demonstrated with the aid of the cucumber. Then measure their erection with the ruler on top, from against their body to the tip of the erection, which will probably be oozing by then. Then use an eight inch snippet of the tape to get their circumference along the middle of the shaft, like this," said Alice, using the circumference of the center of the cucumber. She cut the tape into pieces, so each girl had one.
"Write down the results like this," she continued, E, F, G or H for their name, and A, B, C or D for ours, and mark the length as LONG and AROUND, such as, 6 inches and 3/8 long, and 3 and 1/4 around. We'll label the containers the same way. Here's some Sharpies that'll write on anything."
"Then pop the question, 'When did you last ejaculate?' Do it casually, but it is important to get an honest answer. If you're casually holding his penis, he'll be too distracted and erect to lie. We'll sort the responses by when they last came, and work on the guys, longest wait gets first attention. Some of them may have masturbated just before coming here, and we want to give their bodies a chance to recover.
"Now, Betty, when the eight of us get up here, you lock the door. There are two bathrooms off the lounge, so we can work on two guys at a time. Ready? Have some fun."